Roll To Dodge: (Almost) Better Than Bacon

[NinjaCow64]

Whoops. Didn’t mean to power game.

In that case, I’ll buy a DIY bazooka from IKEA.

 

[Omega124]

I continue training, specializing in sniping.

 

[Tee Kay]

Fine! I rebuild the British Empire instead!

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I shoot the sheriff but not his deputy (Bob Marley style)

 

[Abaddon]

I win a sword in a game of luck.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I kill Darth Caesar with my lightsaber in retaliation for him mugging an old lady.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I mug Dommy.

 

[Earthling]

I'm annoyed at tailless' empire building-pompousness, rebuilding a Unix kernel instead.

Spoiler :

Figured I'd get the wrong Charles Darling but he's not a bad guy after all.

ps. props to those who lol at my orders this time for the right reason

 

[KaiserElectric]

I continue training, specializing in sniping.

(12) You are now a novice sniper, and other players you fire at will suffer a -1 bonus to their RTD maneuver. Firing against NPC's will give you a +1 bonus to your roll.

I mug Dommy.

(15) You steal Domination's pants. He will suffer -1 per roll out of embarrassment until he his fully clothed.

I break into your house and steal some bacon.

(18) That's not very nice! You steal a package of delicious Hickory-smoked bacon, which will heal you for 10 hp and give you a +1 bonus to your roll. It can be eaten without using a roll (i.e. I eat bacon and look for a sword.)

I try again.

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAALE!

ROLL TO DODGE

(9) Saxton Hale kicks a chair across the room, which hits you in the face. (-10 hp)

I win a sword in a game of luck.

(1) You win a cursed sword, which will attack you every turn until you get rid of it.

ROLL TO DODGE

(6) REROLL (9) The sword gives you a nasty cut. (-5)

I'm annoyed at tailless' empire building-pompousness, rebuilding a Unix kernel instead.

(12) You build a Unix kernal, but you don't have all the materials for it, so it is unfinished.

(Feel free to be as specific as you need to be. I googled Charles Darling and got a English instructor.

I hide behind a cow in heat.

(3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg The bull does its thing, and attacks you again. Your scarred childhood will prevent you from getting higher than 15 on this RTD move.

ROLL TO DODGE

(6) You are mashed up by three hundred pounds of angry hamburger. (-5)

In that case, I’ll buy a DIY bazooka from IKEA.

(9) You can't read Scandanavian, and the bazooka you assemble is faulty, and lacking of ammo.

Fine! I rebuild the British Empire instead!

(8) The reunification fails, but they were polite enough not to shoot you.

I kill Darth Caesar with my lightsaber in retaliation for him mugging an old lady.

(6-1=5) You have no idea how to wield a lightsaber.

I shoot the sheriff but not his deputy (Bob Marley style)

(20) You perform the showdown taunt.

The deputy runs away like a little baby, and you get a free revolver with a full clip off of the Sheriff.

I join Swat too?

(5) Sorry, we aren't taking any more new recruits.

SWAT should have all capital letters!

ROLL TO DODGE

(10) Charles Darling lectures you on proper capitalization techniques, and you suffer 2 hp of damage out of boredom.

 

[Sonereal]

I turn to a life of crime then by finding for local mob bosses.

 

[Double A]

I go back into your house and leave money on your counter.

 

[civplayah]

I get a new set of cards.

 

[Abaddon]

I give the cursed sword to Domination3000.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I demand that the IKEA people give me ammo for the Bazooka for free!

 

[Tee Kay]

I set Earthling up as King of Sweden to placate his annoyance at my empire-building-pompousness.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I play Voodoo Child with my teeth (Hendrix Style)

 

[rhawn]

I tame the bull with promises of whiskey and a pack of playing cards with udders on them.

 

[Earthling]

I won't protest against tailless' attempts so I guess I'll have to go get some fashionable winter coats, would come in handy anyway.

 

[Omega124]

I go kill Raul Castro.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Update soon. We're waiting on you, Caesar!