Roll to Dodge: An eternity of Chaos

[Nintz]

My ninjas quest for legendary Japanese stuff.

I turn into god of the river I previously jumped into.

 

[Milarqui]

Using my mind powers, I take control of all Koala bears and have them start to build a boat.

 

[JohannaK]

I take control of the evil mastermind's laser satellite from Diamonds Are Forever.

 

[W|M]

I steal Neptune's Trident.

 

[SamSniped]

I command the Navy SEALs to attack Kaiser Electric, who is a war criminal.

 

[SouthernKing]

I create a black hole in low earth orbit

 

[NinjaCow64]

I join and drink some Vodka.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I join and drink some Vodka.

I apologize but I am not accepting any new players

 

[NinjaCow64]

Pants. Wish I learned about this earlier.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I drink some Vodka.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find an embarrassing photo of SamSniped and upload it to the internet.

Meanwhile, have the Eye of Cthulhu whack around SouthernKing.

14: Graduation parties and bikinis can get so interesting, you find a nice and embarrassing one of him
17: The Eye of Cthulhu heads into low earth orbit and attacks him for -15 HP

My ninjas quest for legendary Japanese stuff.

I turn into god of the river I previously jumped into.

12: They find a few ancient Katanas
1: It turns out Neptune’s not to happy about you trying to move into the water god business he attacks you
ROLL TO DODGE! 5: He strikes you for -10 HP

Using my mind powers, I take control of all Koala bears and have them start to build a boat.

16: You summon a horde of Koala Bears and they start making you a luxury yacht

I take control of the evil mastermind's laser satellite from Diamonds Are Forever.

6: It misfires and hits an oil refinery blowing it up. You are now wanted by the police

I steal Neptune's Trident.

5: You attempt to but he backhands you for -3 HP, he sets his sight on you

I command the Navy SEALs to attack Kaiser Electric, who is a war criminal.

20: They converge on him and attack him for -35 HP

I create a black hole in low earth orbit

7: You are unable to create a black hole

I drink some Vodka.

11: You drink a bottle of Vodka continuing your drunken state

The police arrive and approach JoanK
Mars approaches WIM
James Caesar and TopSecret receive -5 HP for inactivity

 

[Nintz]

I recruit doctors.

My ninjas go back to hunting WIM.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I forge Golden Armor!

Have The Eye of Cthulhu attack that dude leading the United States!

 

[JohannaK]

The police, at the sight of my sheer awesomeness (and after my colleague Felix Leiter of the CIA confirms I'm a British agent collaborating with the American authorities), become my minions.

 

[Milarqui]

With my minion Koalas, I take over all of Oceania's islands from where I shall draw more minions.

 

[SouthernKing]

I warp the eye of Cthulhu into another part of the universe via wormhole.

 

[SamSniped]

I have JoanK locked up in a maximum security prison.

 

[Winston Hughes]

I become a CIA asset.

 

[W|M]

I steal Captain America's shield.

 

[topsecret]

I hire some Christian monks to join me.