Roll to Dodge: CivGeneral Edition

[GenMarshall]

I establish the Third French Empire with me as L'emperour.

16: You established yourself as the Emperor of the Third French Empire

I marry a women named Natascha.

18: You found and marry a busty Russian bride named Natascha

I found a country called Centaric

18: You wander into a country named Centaric that has gold plated streets.

I hack Xbox 360.

14: You hack an Xbox 360 without Dr. Hax none the wiser.

I reassert State's Rights in the United States to the point where the Federal Government has no powers but those explicitly stated in the Constitution.

4: The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln rises and kicks your butt for thinking about a confederacy. He releaves you of 5hps.

I establish a cult. My cultists venerate me as a supreme god.

16: You establish yourself as a cultist leader and a charismatic one at that.

I secede from neverwonagame's USA, establishing the Peoples' Republic of Los Angeles.

There is no neverwonagame's USA

I find pretty ladies for all the dudes here.

19: Perfection manages to give every man a sexy busty woman to the dudes

I go to France on a holiday.

10 You need permission from Omega

I kill Perfection's lady.

10: Perfection stops you before you kill his lady

I find a weapons depo.

6: You find an empty depot with snakes

I give everyone a bear-hug.

9: You attempt to give everyone a bear-hug, but everyone backs away

I train to be a jedi under Master Yoda.

1. Master Yoda refuses to train a lowly and dirty spy.

I learn how to consume the souls of my defeated enemies.

13: You learn to channel your enemies souls into your own so long as they are defeated

I discover a device that turns people into echidnas.

7: The device is broken and missing a part.

I make the setting of this game to be a Blackbeard's Pirate Ship, with everyone part of the crew!

2: Your attempts on bringing in the pirates have caught the attentions of a group of ninjas. Not to pleased with Abaddon's idea, attack Abbadon

ROLL TO DODGE!

9: A flying Kunai knocks a couple of HP from Abaddon

 

[Omega124]

I invade Andorra.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

My country researches a potion that gives me roll changing powers

 

[Red_Spy]

Fine, I train under The Emperor to become his heir.

My lady trains under him too.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I learn all the secrets of the dark side of the force so I can use it to destroy people...

 

[Skwink]

Natascha and I have a nice meal.

 

[Optical]

I enlist in the army invading Andorra, since I can't go to France.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I search for the Master Emerald.

 

[Jarrema]

I call most powerfull of my cultists to help me

 

[Perfection]

The lovely Dr. Swain (my sexy lady), and I ask Yoda to train us in the good and wise ways of the Jedi!

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I try and secure myself some decent armor.

(EDIT: If my woman gets an action, she tries to conquer Mexico)

 

[hoplitejoe]

me and my sexy lady attack Centaric.

 

[Optical]

I enlist in the army invading Andorra, since I can't go to France.

Change to Order: ...with my 'Perfbabe'.

 

[Abaddon]

#I train in the art of stealing things, particularly a big gun!


#My sexy lady asks the bank manager for a loan. She wears a short dress and a low cut top while doing so.

 

[Perfection]

THAT'S TWO ACTIONS.

 

[Abaddon]

Of course it is. One for me, one for my beautiful lady.

 

[Perfection]

When has that ever been allowed in roll to dodge?

 

[Anonymoose]

I join this edition of RtD... come on >10!

 

[Abaddon]

When has that ever been allowed in roll to dodge?

I cba finding the exact date, but Thorvald of Lym did it first I think.. but it is entirely possible to gain control over the action of a NPC, as a separate roll. As I moderated my Roll to Dodge's i've always had it, and most of the "current" Roll to Dodges do...

 

[GhostWriter16]

Let's just let CivG decide OK?