Roll to Dodge: CivGeneral Edition

[bestrfcplayer]

I use my hacking skills to hack into the U.S Air Force.

 

[mechaerik]

I start a hostile takeover of a shadowy multinational conglomerate.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I command the snakes to follow my orders.

 

[W|M]

I poop on the US President's desk, while he is working.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I search for souls to steal to increase my mystical powers.

 

[hoplitejoe]

 

[GenMarshall]

I invade Andorra.

You invaded Andorra and plundered $100 worth of gold!
(14)

My country researches a potion that gives me roll changing powers

Your research lab blows up
-5hp
(6)

Fine, I train under The Emperor to become his heir.

My lady trains under him too.

You and your lady both train under the Emperor and become the second most powerful sith in the world.
(19)

I learn all the secrets of the dark side of the force so I can use it to destroy people...

The what force?
(10)

Natascha and I have a nice meal.

You and Natascha have a nice big fat steak for dinner!!
(16)

I enlist in the army invading Andorra, since I can't go to France.

You and your lady enlist in the army invading Andorra
(12)

I search for the Master Emerald.

The what Emerald?
(8)

I call most powerfull of my cultists to help me

You have a bunch of cultist at your command
(12)

The lovely Dr. Swain (my sexy lady), and I ask Yoda to train us in the good and wise ways of the Jedi!

You're nowhere near Yoda
(9)

I try and secure myself some decent armor.

There is no armor anywhere
(8)

me and my sexy lady attack Centaric.

Centaric is far away from you
(10)

#I train in the art of stealing things, particularly a big gun!

You failed to study the art of stealing things
(8)

I use my hacking skills to hack into the U.S Air Force.

You've sucsessfuly hacked into the US Airforce.
(11)

I start a hostile takeover of a shadowy multinational conglomerate.

A bunch of Occupy Wallstreeters block your path
(10)

I command the snakes to follow my orders.

The snakes jump at you
(6)
Roll to Dodge!
You've dodged the lundging snake (13)

I poop on the US President's desk, while he is working.

Obama's biggest Secret Service agent sits on you
-15hp
(4)

I search for souls to steal to increase my mystical powers.

You found a jar of souls, increasing your mystical powers! Including the spirit of FDR!!
(18)

Should I just restart this thing and jump to Round 2?

 

[Abaddon]

Please can I join? I missed the start of this :/

I start digging a hole.


#edit totally didn't realise this was a bump..

Erm,

I gain regenerative powers

 

[NinjaCow64]

Joining.

I eat Abbadon because he didn't update his RTD.

 

[Omega124]

I spend that money on drugs buying an MP-40.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I start a circus.

 

[Optical]

I help capture Andorra

 

[Red_Spy]

I overthrow the Emperor

 

[KaiserElectric]

I use my mystical powers to forge a Chaos Emerald.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I buy a potato

 

[W|M]

I get out from Obama's Secret Service agent's ass and poop on him instead.

 

[mechaerik]

I start a riot.

 

[KaiserElectric]