Roll to Dodge: Jam of Eternity

[merciary]

I kick down the door.

 

[civplayah]

I escape the burning closet.

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

I use my wizardy powers to teleport from my hole to the other side of the door

 

[Abaddon]

I start digging a hole

 

[Omega124]

5: It is at 567840357894 paces north, 23420578934 paces east, 100 levels up, and 10 paces south.

Adventure Ho!

 

[GhostWriter16]

I search for a Sith Robe with a red lightsaber attached to its belt.

 

[Diamondeye]

I get the **** away from all the others as my Red Shirt can only mean trouble as long as I'm close to ANYTHING dangerous at all.

 

[sophie]

I laugh maniacally and zap junk with mah lazors!

 

[Seon]

I slice through the closet door and search for a Sith Holocron. There

5: a red small pyramid falls into your lap.

I open Seon Co's package

1: You eat it. Moments later, small beeping noise sounds from within your stomach....

I kick down the door.

5: You kick down the door, striking the zergling chaos demon standing behind it full on the face. The other zerglings chaos demons and zombies all swerve around, confusion apparent in their face. Your striking entrance will give you +1 bonus against the zombies/ demons/ zerglings next round.

Chicago Ted would be proud.

I escape the burning closet.

1: You spontaneously combust.

I use my wizardy powers to teleport from my hole to the other side of the door

4: You appear next to merciary.

I start digging a hole

6: You dig a mighty hole with your fist 50 feet deep. Now you must find a way to climb out of it or else the Jam of Eternity will be lost to you...forever....

Adventure Ho

5: You don your pirate gear in preparation of things to come. Pirate gear includes...

A pistol (one shot)

A cutlass

Badass eyepatch

Badass wooden leg.

Badass Longcoat

Badass hook

Badass entrenching tool for all your digging purposes

Badass GPS (which you already had)

Badass Saw for slicing off your hands and legs so that you can put in your Badass Wooden Leg and Badass Hook.

I search for a Sith Robe with a red lightsaber attached to its belt

4: You find a Sith Robe from Party City and a replica of a red lightsaber.

I get the **** away from all the others as my Red Shirt can only mean trouble as long as I'm close to ANYTHING dangerous at all.

5: You run like a red shirt, screaming at the top of your lungs past the army of zombies and demons to a bathroom where you will be certain that there won't be anything remotely dangerous. At all.

I laugh maniacally and zap junk with mah lazors!

3: You start to chuckle then cough, there's too much dust in the closet ceiling.

 

[civplayah]

I turn into a living flame.

 

[Seon]

And how do you suppose you do that, civp?

 

[civplayah]

Magic.

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

tries to implode the zombie and demon heads via implosion spells

 

[Seon]

Magic.

But I have not said that you have magic yet.

 

[civplayah]

Okay, well, then, let me rephrase.

I burn to a crisp, but, magically, I am unharmed, for I have discovered an invulnerability to fire. Does that work?

 

[Seon]

Yup, that works.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I delve into the secrets of the Dark Side.

 

[Seon]

With the Sith Holocron

 

[Omega124]

When I said Adventure Ho, I meant going to find the Enternal Jam, not donning Pirate crap. What a waste of two 5s in a row.

So, I find the Enternal Jam with the GPS.

 

[Darth Caesar]

With the Sith Holocron

Yes, I open the Sith Holocron and delve into the secrets of the Dark Side.

Also are you using a D6?