Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

Well, I can't complain in the end...sure, still don't have the cash just to get a vehicle like I've failed at getting a couple times before, and I don't really need an 80s surfing dude following me around like a cult leader...but make the best of things.

So, me and this newfound partner - wait, Metal Detector Guy, my good friend, don't want to be rude, are going to search for some buried pirate treasure - score big, split 50/50, walk away happy.
 
Start a cult
 
Obviously, all this stuff about money isn't working out. So, I decide to quit my job and begin actually playing the game.
 
I find a green bandana and wear it on my head. (Note: In the fallout series, they serve as eye protection and increasce perception by 1)
 
choxorn said:
Realizing I cannot reach the sky by my own means, I look for a helicopter to steal.
20: You find an Mi-24 tweaked to within an inch of the owner's life. Featuring ERA armour, autocannons, computer-guided missiles, lazors, radar jamming protective coating, an experimental energy shield, in-flight entertainment and transport capacity for an 8-man squad, it's not so much a helicopter as a flying fortress. And since the owner is working on a better one, he gives you this one for free.

TheLastOne36 said:
I keep Choxorn from finding a helicopter
1: You grab on to the landing gear as choxorn takes it for a test spin. A hundred metres into the air he begins to retract the gear and you are forced to let go or lose your fingers. Super Horse rushes to your rescue, and the tactful positioning of a cabbage cart lessens your death sentence to 14 damage.

kill fire said:
I am enraged by TLO's assault, but I also admire that he was able to hit me. I offer to join forces with him in a locked alliance. If he refuses or doesn't respond, I blast him off of the face of the earth, along with choxorn.
13 (15): As you wait for TheLastOne to respond, you take a shot at choxorn's new toy. Although you fail to damage the helicopter, choxorn receives 8 hp of concussion damage from the impact.

Earthling said:
So, me and this newfound partner - wait, Metal Detector Guy, my good friend, don't want to be rude, are going to search for some buried pirate treasure - score big, split 50/50, walk away happy.
16: You find pirate treasure worth $1000.

bestrfcplayer said:
I go to Pandora.
6: You have no spaceship.

mythmonster2 said:
I disappear into the shadows and reappear where my cops are.
19: You retreat to your secret headquarters, making you completely untargetable by other players for the next three turns. You find your men have called for reinforcements.

Abaddon said:
Start a cult
19: You attract 10 mindless drones willing to obey your every command.

civplayah said:
Obviously, all this stuff about money isn't working out. So, I decide to quit my job and begin actually playing the game.
6: You retire from major league sports, and are overwhelmed by the chaotic state of this city in your absence. You can't quite recall how the game works, suffering -2 to the roll for your next action.

Omega124 said:
I preform CPR on my downed man.
8: It's a weak heartbeat, but you think he'll make it. Still, he needs proper medical care to recover.

CivGeneral said:
I find a green bandana and wear it on my head. (Note: In the fallout series, they serve as eye protection and increasce perception by 1)
5: You find a bright pink sweatband that negates your stealth training when equipped (which it is).

Seon and the brownie fairies recite some arias that restore 20 hp.
 
I toss away the pink head band and search for a Green Headband and wear it!

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(I don't want that pink thing negating my stealth abilities)
 
:lol: at choxorn and TLO

So unless already accounted for, I'm happy to give the guy have his half of the loot ($500), let him invest in Microsoft

I see you're on the ball, of course. So, since I might as well go the distance, my action is to sign off on leasing a brand new DeLorean DMC-12 at a car dealership using my cash.
 
What luck. :lol:

I give killfire some of my Red Bull hoping he could get wings as well, I then fly over to Earthling and attack him from the air, stealing his booty.
 
I'm still on my quest in 1982, good luck with that.

Edit: But don't worry, I'll be coming back if I can eventually...
 
I take the helicopter up into the air and fire the autocannons, the missiles, and the laser at kill fire. Simultaneously.
 
Sigh...civplayah...you guys better be hoping on some nat-20s, you know...

Though I commend Omega's loyalty to those who would serve him...I might have to do something to help my new friend out if he sticks around.
 
Dare I ask is there a purpose to this? Is there a "win" ?
 
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