Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

Join my bodyguard in playing.

 

[Double A]

The kryptonian baby deflects the rockets with a magnetic field of infant gas.

 

[Seon]

I point my fingers at Abaddon, and yell "He's a Haxxor! get him!"

 

[GenMarshall]

We'll that was a waste of a roll. Reminds me why I don't play craps at the casino.

I heal myself to full health

 

[Abaddon]

I mêlée attack Seon with the Katana, stabbing at his eyes

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I escape the ship.

10: The escape pods have since been subjected to a fail-safe to prevent non-critical deployment.

I curse my bad luck!

19: So damned is your bad luck that it can no longer affect you.

Join my bodyguard in playing.

14 (15): SO EPIC.

The kryptonian baby deflects the rockets with a magnetic field of infant gas.

18 (20): The methane-organic propulsion overcomes the liquid-engineered propulsion, and you drift back toward Earth.

I point my fingers at Abaddon, and yell "He's a Haxxor! get him!"

17 (16): A monitor smacks Abaddon square in the face for 17 damage, changing his base 'mêlée' bonus to an 'unarmed' modifier.

I heal myself to full health

17: You restore 200 hitpoints and pacify your injuries.

I mêlée attack Seon with the Katana, stabbing at his eyes

7 (11): Your forward momentum is impeded by the CRT monitor, and you scratch his nose for 8 damage.

 

[Terrance888]

I do a victory jig!

 

[Seon]

I force feed the battery to Abaddon.

 

[Red_Spy]

I find a knife.

 

[Terrance888]

(real action: I changed my signature. )

 

[Double A]

I charm Seon with my space cheeseburger into endorsing me for world leader.

 

[GenMarshall]

I take back my Katana that was stolen

 

[mythmonster2]

Invite Abaddon's clone to the server.

 

[Abaddon]

The battery charges my medallion and I become even more powerful!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I do a victory jig!

2: You twist your ankle for 15 damage and suffer a -3 penalty to foot propulsion.

I force feed the battery to Abaddon.

14 (13): You cram it down his throat for 9 damage and compound the corrosive effect for an additional -5 hp/turn.

I find a knife.

19: You poke about and get your hands on one of those chainsaw-knives from WH40K.

I charm Seon with my space cheeseburger into endorsing me for world leader.

You're too far away from the ship to have an effect.

I take back my Katana that was stolen

18: You punch Abaddon in the snout for 16 damage and steal it back.

Invite Abaddon's clone to the server.

20 (20): Painstaking labour split three ways produces a spitting image of Schloss Neuschwanstein.

The battery charges my medallion and I become even more powerful!

5: The battery's acidity proves disagreeable to your organic chemistry, and the corrosion worsens to a further -6 hp/turn.

Red_Spy and Terrance888: Please provide a quest to !!!!! lest I start docking health.

 

[Double A]

You stop not letting me do my actions.

 

[Red_Spy]

Quest for !!!!!: Help me get off the ship.
I attack someone with my chainsaw knife.

 

[Seon]

I empty an AK-47 clip into Abaddon's head.

 

[mythmonster2]

Look out a window to see how close we are to our destination.

 

[Terrance888]

I try my hand at using my hands to propel myself!