Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[tuxedohamm]

Summon the Keres to me as attendants.

 

[Anonymoose]

I munch grass and await company.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I go to direct my movie that was inspired from my novel, earing my $1,000,000 dollars.

 

[civplayah]

I try to activate the powers which I apparently don't have.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I hire a rebel army at my command. I send them to surround the Presidential Palace.

Take me on evil Government!

15: The rebels covertly take position around the White House.

Now that he is subdued, I tell the Spartans to kill him while I find non-posioned ice cream.

11: You get a triple-scoop vanilla ice cream cone while your men banish Johnny back into VG Cats.

When did my soul become the devils property?!

Target bestrfcplayer with Soul Reave

When you became a demon. As they say, he is in the details.
1 (3): You drain 3 hp from bestrfcplayer.

I create an energy barrier that cannot be penetrated by ANYTHING, the catch being that I can't move or attack while holding it up.

10 (7): You briefly manage a barrier, but you do not have the stamina to maintain it.

If accepting the challenge doesn't count as an action - during the early part football game with the marching band I stretch and warm up for a bonus to my next physical action.

15: You gain +2 to roll for your next physical action.

I make sure I have my credit card.

7: It must be in your other pants.

I sneak into the headquarters via the sewer systems.

8 (10): You take a wrong turn and end up in the post office.

I send the device to tuxedohamm

13: tuxedohamm receives your "gift".

Screw it, I give up my criminal roles and allow my second-in-command to take over all my various activities. Myth's going solo. I attempt to find the nearest player.

13: You encounter Anonymoose.

Summon the Keres to me as attendants.

3 (5): You manage to summon them, but they do not respond to your orders.

I munch grass and await company.

4: The grass is saturated with pesticides, stealing 6 hp by its awful taste alone. You are met by mythmonster2.

I go to direct my movie that was inspired from my novel, earing my $1,000,000 dollars.

4: The movie is a flop, and you owe investors $430 000.

I try to activate the powers which I apparently don't have.

13: You try and fail, but you have established a bureaucratic network that can carry out your will.

 

[kill fire]

I POWER UP! Again.

 

[Abaddon]

Not to be picky, but in the timeline Earthling is currently in.. the Devil doesn't yet own my soul.. and won't for a long time...

Regardless, I see if my Unicorn wants to mate with that Telekinetic Moose.. :rofle:

 

[choxorn]

I eat the ice cream cone to regain HP.

 

[TheLastOne36]

The seige is over, I denounce Mr. President and become Emperor of America.

 

[Seon]

I convince the angelic hiearchy that attacking mythmonster is just defending myself,(as he tried to attack me before), thereby getting over the -2 attack roll

 

[civplayah]

I do some kind of omniscient god-like thing.

 

[Earthling]

You know, I really didn't plan it this way, but I just realized, after the weeks of this game, It's Super Bowl Sunday. Really fitting. So...

Anticipating the famous finish to the game, while those around me run onto the field in chaos, I charge directly for and collide into the California ball carrier to take him down and forever change the history of American football.

Spoiler for lazy other players :

Link to video.

 

[Omega124]

I intimidate reality so that my credit card IS in my pocket.

 

[mythmonster2]

I sink my teeth into Anonymoose's neck.

 

[Earthling]

Not to be picky, but in the timeline Earthling is currently in.. the Devil doesn't yet own my soul.. and won't for a long time...

But I'll be back in the present by the time those ten turns are up, I'm thinking. Besides, you could have cause and effect mixed up - what if the Devil only ever let you have the power to become a demon because of an outstanding wager from a guy in 1982? 30ish years is nothing in his timeframe to wait to collect on debts.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I flee to Poland for not paying my debts.

 

[GenMarshall]

I search the body of a dead soldier on the ground for a set of Power Armor (Enclave Variant).

 

[Zack]

I make sweet love with Megan Fox.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I POWER UP! Again.

13: You recharge your energy reserves.

Not to be picky, but in the timeline Earthling is currently in.. the Devil doesn't yet own my soul.. and won't for a long time...

Regardless, I see if my Unicorn wants to mate with that Telekinetic Moose.. :rofle:

Satan transcends linear chronology.
17 (18): What luck! The unicorn is the opposite sex of Anonymoose, and is willing to engage in consensual procreation.

I eat the ice cream cone to regain HP.

13: You regain 12 hp.

The seige is over, I denounce Mr. President and become Emperor of America.

8: The rebels are in turn ambushed by the National Guard and become locked in a bloody skirmish.

I convince the angelic hiearchy that attacking mythmonster is just defending myself,(as he tried to attack me before), thereby getting over the -2 attack roll

1: They remain unconvinced, increasing your penalty to -3 for an indefinite interval.

I do some kind of omniscient god-like thing.

13: You make Chornobyl and its surrounding region fit for habitation once more.

Anticipating the famous finish to the game, while those around me run onto the field in chaos, I charge directly for and collide into the California ball carrier to take him down and forever change the history of American football.

Spoiler for lazy other players :

Link to video.

11 (13): You trip him just before he crosses the goal line.

I intimidate reality so that my credit card IS in my pocket.

4 (5): You do find a credit card, but it is not yours.

I sink my teeth into Anonymoose's neck.

14: A nasty bite to the jugular vein deals 8 damage.

I flee to Poland for not paying my debts.

2: You arrive in Poland, and the citizens remember how they were the butt-end of your joke.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: You are clubbed out of 8 damage.

I search the body of a dead soldier on the ground for a set of Power Armor (Enclave Variant).

10: There are no soldiers in this post office.

I make sweet love with Megan Fox.

15: I will simply say that you complete your action, and leave it at that.

The Three Generals' armies converge at the mall.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I raise morale and we win the battle, and lock up Mr. President.