Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[kill fire]

Alright, I politely tell civplayah to blow it out his ass.

EDIT: Wait, if I spapped 50 of civplayah's HP, shouldn't I have 150 HP?

 

[choxorn]

Oh, the Rebels are dead, then? Well, in that case, I simply FIRE MY LAZOR at TheLastOne, and ask the Spartans to do the same.

BTW, the front page lists us as being in Pittsburgh when we're actually in Washington DC.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I change my actions,

Me and my horse fly and try to take down Choxorn's Heli and the SPARTANS. I use my Left Arm to destroy vital systems on the aircrafts.

(Also, shouldn't my superhuman strength be a modifier?)

 

[choxorn]

On second thought, I target TLO, the Spartans target his horse.

And where the hell are the armed forces? Shouldn't they be helping me right about now?

 

[TheLastOne36]

They dead. (except for my hostage of coarse)

And I am sad you would threaten my horse...

 

[choxorn]

You killed the National Guard and the Secret Service, not the entire Army.

 

[Abaddon]

Attack MythMonster in a Demonic Loreist way.

 

[GenMarshall]

I search the abandoned warehouse for direction to the headquarters of my target.

 

[mythmonster2]

Free myself effortlessly.

 

[Anonymoose]

Avoid conflict by flying away.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

(Apologies for any front-page inconsistencies from last round. I was dead tired while working on the update.)

I "politely" ask kill fire for some hitpoints back. (That's an action, not diplomacy)

16: You reclaim the 50 hitpoints stolen from you.

I kill all the prison guards and escape from prison.

10: You cannot even get out of your cell.

Since I'll have to do this anyway and need to give the car another break to cool down...I'm going to try to divine what changes happened to the timeline in the present day due to millions of USians watching their Sunday games go differently...perhaps the Cold War hype is lessened, the Soviet Union/Russia doesn't have a disastrous collapse and transitions to a more peaceful, stable state

17: Through a complex chain of events, the Ukrainian economy becomes one of the strongest in Eastern Europe, strengthening national politics against outside interference, thus establishing the country as a beacon of prosperous democracy.

Alright, I politely tell civplayah to blow it out his ass.

11: He literally blows away 20 hp.

Me and my horse fly and try to take down Choxorn's Heli and the SPARTANS. I use my Left Arm to destroy vital systems on the aircrafts.

1 (3): Flying at breakneck speed to Washington, you smash into the energy shield, suffering immediate 20 damage from electroshock, and once again find yourself thrown from your steed.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: You use your set of wings to save yourself from instant death, but still take a nasty beating of 7 damage.
You cannot tell if your hostage was dead before or after the impact.

On second thought, I target TLO, the Spartans target his horse

16: You take out another 20 hitpoints from your assailant as the SPARTANs' suppressing fire prevents Super Horse from rejoining his master.

Attack MythMonster in a Demonic Loreist way.

18 (20): You halve his health.

I search the abandoned warehouse for direction to the headquarters of my target.

11 (12): You reorient yourself north-east toward the office complex.

Free myself effortlessly.

20: You overload the moose's concentration by thinking about the Crazy Frog Song intensely and terminating their psychic grip. The aftereffect grants you a temporary agility bonus, reducing the success of enemy rolls against you -5.

Avoid conflict by flying away.

7: They may be psychic, but it'll require a lot more power to levitate themselves.

 

[choxorn]

I fire every weapon I can in the general direction of TheLastOne to remove his remaining HP.

 

[Anonymoose]

After failing to fly, the moose run like hell, hopefully outpacing the deranged mythmonster.

 

[TheLastOne36]

My superhorse gives one dieing wish to me, to give up his remaining energy and heal me back to full health, and then some. (Basically heal me to full health and add some extra base health to me(That extra base health is my horse's health))

 

[kill fire]

I feel like I haven't been assisting choxorn enough.

I hit TLO with an energy blast.

 

[Earthling]

All right, now to achieve my goals of becoming God-Emperor of Eastern Europe in six turns!

kidding there...

But I do fuel my now-operational timecar with the unobtanium, heading out on a highway towards the Arizona desert to achieve the requisite speed and travel to Odessa in the present day.

 

[Zack]

I dig a tunnel out of my cell with cutlery, and I end up in a distant land.

 

[Seon]

I forge an item that automatically heals me.

 

[mythmonster2]

Attack Abaddon in an epic vampire vs. demon fight that will be retold throughout the millenia.

 

[Omega124]

I create Quick Man from Mega Man 2, Roy from Fire Emblem 6, Kirby from Kirby, and Mewtwo and a Snover from Pokémon, hoping that the villans (Quick Man, Mewtwo) Get along with the heroes (Roy, Kirby, Snover).