Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

Continue annihilating Abaddon.

 

[Zack]

(Since I've been getting suck extremely low rolls, I am going to try something new...)

I cut my leg off, which causes me to bleed profusely.

 

[Seon]

Oh come on! Omega gets another 20 yet it doesn't do enough? And what about that turn where we both got 20's...nothing ever came of that?

I settle this conflict with the Devil once and for all - a music contest where my flautist skills outperform him in the fiddle, and I walk away free and heal up - no other wager demanded on my side.

It's one of the game mechanics, Overshoot.

When you get a maximum roll with the dice, (and depending on the host's mood ), you will do exactly what you wanted AND THEN SOME. That some, however, may not actually be what you wanted.

An example includes overshooting an order to tackle someone when both of you are on top of a skyscraper. If overshoot happens there, I will probably make it so that you will tackle the opposing player with so much force that you are both propelled off the roof of the skyscraper.

Which I assure you, won't be pretty to your health stat.

 

[kill fire]

Pfft. I'd just say that you hit the guy with such force that he exploded into a mess of blood bones and organs, and then you fly off of the building and hit the ground with such force that the world explodes.

That's just me though.

 

[Seon]

That's what you get when you roll an 8 with the 6 sided dice

 

[mythmonster2]

(Since I've been getting suck extremely low rolls, I am going to try something new...)

I cut my leg off, which causes me to bleed profusely.

Tempting fate much?

 

[choxorn]

(Since I've been getting suck extremely low rolls, I am going to try something new...)

I cut my leg off, which causes me to bleed profusely.

That means you'll roll a 20, you know.

That's what you get when you roll an 8 with the 6 sided dice

No, that means your attack is so ludicrously powerful it makes you explode.

Anyway, I go tell the staff that with my profuse injuries and paper cut, I'm the one in the waiting room most in need of treatment and thus should really get in about now.

 

[Abaddon]

Cast Soul Reave on mythmonster2

 

[Verarde]

Beware of Rhawn, who has recently commissioned me to take over his post here. (not really)


Again, I search for the 7 Chaos emeralds and I try to befriend Shadow the Hedgehog while on my journey.

 

[Anonymoose]

I convince the cult of Abaddon to turn on MM2.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I settle this conflict with the Devil once and for all - a music contest where my flautist skills outperform him in the fiddle, and I walk away free and heal up - no other wager demanded on my side.

16: Bitter, yet respecting the code of honour, the Devil allows you to leave.

I now know what my destiny is. I begin the quest to find the mighty cheese of the Gods.

19: You journey to Mount Ararat, meet with the British Columbian Spirit Bear, swim the English Channel, and ascend to the Temple of Gouda.

Continue annihilating Abaddon.

4: He kicks you about for 14 damage.

I cut my leg off, which causes me to bleed profusely.

7 (5): You beat at your leg until it is bruised. The guards laugh at your masochism.

Anyway, I go tell the staff that with my profuse injuries and paper cut, I'm the one in the waiting room most in need of treatment and thus should really get in about now.

20: A clerical error rushes you to emergency where a laborious and legally questionable operation enhances your basic defence by a +2 bonus.

Cast Soul Reave on mythmonster2

12 (14): You drain 14 hitpoints from mythmonster2. mythmonster2's soldiers continue to fire upon you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3 (4): You take 25 damage.

Again, I search for the 7 Chaos emeralds and I try to befriend Shadow the Hedgehog while on my journey.

10: You fail to find them.

I convince the cult of Abaddon to turn on MM2.

9: Their mindlessness overcomes their malleability.

The Devil returns his attention to Omega124.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: A sucker punch deals 10 damage.

 

[mythmonster2]

Take a big bite out of Abaddon's neck.

 

[choxorn]

(Is my Swordsman boost suspended because I don't have a sword right now?)

I stay in the hospital to keep healing, and use my spontaneously-appearing telepathic powers to guide kill fire in his quest for the Cheese of the Gods.

 

[Seon]

I practice onthe divine powers of a seraph

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

(Is my Swordsman boost suspended because I don't have a sword right now?)

Yeah.

 

[Seon]

Well, here I am. Survive against waves of creatures too difficult to comprehend

 

[GenMarshall]

I attack my target in the office.

 

[Omega124]

I tell the Devil I'll fight for him if he agrees to:

Heal Earthling and I completely
Never target Earthling and I again
Respect Earthling's decision not to fight for him if he so chooses
Kill Shadow the Hedgehog for his emoness

 

[Abaddon]

WHAT? Why are his soldiers actually doing something.. thats two actions!

ACTION: Channeling my demonic powers, I turn all of MM2's allies on him ordering them to attack.

 

[kill fire]

Abaddon, just enjoy the game .

I pray to the Gods to guide me to the next step of my quest.