Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

Activate all my weapons system.

 

[civplayah]

I'll make a bow and arrow and become a savage.

 

[Double A]

I find a English to Covie dictionary, a Covie radio, and something that will make them not want to glass me.

 

[kill fire]

Horace and I search for stuff.

 

[mythmonster2]

I begin making a fort around the Ultimate Weapon

 

[landlubber]

Continue signaling the ship.

 

[merciary]

I continue my training in the art of swordsmanship.

 

[Abaddon]

I obtain a lucky charm

 

[Anonymoose]

I learn to speak the languages of the world, but forget moose-speak.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I use my cleats to look for items again.

1 (4): You find a land mine. If you release the pressure you are exerting on it, it is liable to explode.

contact all my friends in medical school and have them send some one to give me health points back

18: You recover your health and graduate as a general practitioner.

Activate all my weapons system.

1: They all fire at once. You suffer 50 damage, and all bonuses are suspended until you are repaired.

I'll make a bow and arrow and become a savage.

17: You craft a crude projectile hunting instrument to go native.

I find a English to Covie dictionary, a Covie radio, and something that will make them not want to glass me.

18: The fleet awaits your orders.

Horace and I search for stuff.

19 (20): You find a treasure map, an AK-74, and a weird purple crystal.

I begin making a fort around the Ultimate Weapon

13: You build a foundation of stones.

Continue signaling the ship.

3: You see another puff of smoke.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: The shell bursts 15 metres from you.

I continue my training in the art of swordsmanship.

17: You boost your skill by another point.

I obtain a lucky charm

7: You find one, but its luck has been thoroughly spent.

I learn to speak the languages of the world, but forget moose-speak.

7: "AA OU AH HO OU?"

 

[landlubber]

"Come on! I'm no threat! Come here and get me off this stupid island!"

 

[mythmonster2]

Continue working on the fort.

 

[kill fire]

I read the treasure map.

 

[merciary]

I hunt kill myself some form of a medium size animal. (Using blades)

 

[Seon]

I activate self-repair nanobots.

 

[civplayah]

I blend into the native culture and amass a native army.

 

[!!!!!]

I learn how to use medicine against other players

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Come on! I'm no threat! Come here and get me off this stupid island!"

10: They don't fire on you this round.

Continue working on the fort.

6: You pick up a rock and startle a spider.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12: It runs off.

I read the treasure map.

1: Ninjas attack you!
ROLL TO DODGE!
16 (17): You manage to beat them up while preventing the map's destruction.

I hunt kill myself some form of a medium size animal. (Using blades)

17 (19): You slay a capybara.

I activate self-repair nanobots.

7: They have been damaged beyond functionality.

I blend into the native culture and amass a native army.

17: You rally rebels, drug lords, and some genuine natives under your banner.

I learn how to use medicine against other players

6: You can beat them to health with your magic wellness stick.

 

[Seon]

Actvate emergency fallback autorepair system.

 

[kill fire]

I read the map and follow it's instructions.