Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[GenMarshall]

I search in the tool cabinet

 

[merciary]

I begin training with the machete and katana out in the jungle.

 

[kill fire]

I re-train myself in the use of energy.

 

[landlubber]

I become a pirate to roam the seas.

 

[Seon]

My my, I find myself out of luck.

No rolls over 10?

Hmm. I load up my conciousness onto the BattleMech

 

[civplayah]

I force landlubber to pledge allegiance.

 

[!!!!!]

go to medical school

 

[Double A]

Alright, I... uhm... become a SPARTAN II.

 

[mythmonster2]

I engage in an epic montage that shows me building the Ultimate Weapon. Yes, I will build it out of construction tools, scrap metal, and duct tape.

 

[Double A]

Good luck with that Mr Stark.

 

[!!!!!]

everybody attack Anonymoose he is not playing any more

 

[remake20]

You will fear my Chuck Noris power! Wait... why is he not under my allegiance, and do I not get to keep the radio?

Oh, I upgrade my cleats, but in a way that I couldn't harm them.

 

[mythmonster2]

Wait, change my orders! I build the Ultimate Weapon... in a cave... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! (Must oblige to obvious meme)

 

[Omega124]

****, MAC blasts.

Oh well, I contact the UNSC and kindly ask them to stop firing their MAC blasts at me.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I search in the tool cabinet

11: You find a monkey wrench.

I begin training with the machete and katana out in the jungle.

6: Your clumsy manoeuvres scratch you out of 6 hitpoints.

I re-train myself in the use of energy.

11: You gain a small power pool.

I become a pirate to roam the seas.

15: You hop into one of the lifeboats and cast off from shore.

Hmm. I load up my conciousness onto the BattleMech

6: Occupied.

I force landlubber to pledge allegiance.

3: He wings a stick at you for 12 damage.

go to medical school

18: You take an extended trek until you reach a city on the coast and enrol in their medical program.

Alright, I... uhm... become a SPARTAN II.

9: You have no access to any training facilities.

You will fear my Chuck Noris power! Wait... why is he not under my allegiance, and do I not get to keep the radio?

Oh, I upgrade my cleats, but in a way that I couldn't harm them.

(I lack sleep, and the radio is a big field transmission kit.)
12: You manage to rebalance their weight so they don't slow you down as much.

Wait, change my orders! I build the Ultimate Weapon... in a cave... WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! (Must oblige to obvious meme)

20: HOLY &!@# YOU DO IT! Now you must arrange for a demonstration.

Oh well, I contact the UNSC and kindly ask them to stop firing their MAC blasts at me.

12: They call off the assault since they can't see you.

 

[Seon]

I launch my conciousness into the robot at such velocity in 4th dimensional plane of the souls that the occupier is instantly kicked out, leaving me in full control of the BattleMech

 

[remake20]

I find out how to tame command volcanoes.

 

[landlubber]

Let's have a look around the ocean.

 

[merciary]

I meditate with my weapons to find my inner warrior.

 

[kill fire]

I keep training, seeing as I have nothing better to do.