Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I take out my Nuka Launcher

 

[choxorn]

After taking a brief moment to say "WTH" I direct the UNSC to attack Omega again.

 

[kill fire]

I ask one of the mobsters for a handgun.

 

[civplayah]

I teach them to work together to make a technological breakthrough.

 

[Double A]

Okaaaay... seeing that I have no knowledge of plasma weaponry, other than it hurts people, I get the Covies to continue bombarding KFC with it.

 

[mythmonster2]

Eh, what the heck. Considering I built an Ultimate Weapon from a box of scraps, I'll try to help the Covies upgrade their weapons.

 

[!!!!!]

i practice filed-med

 

[Perfection]

I cuddle with a Covie

 

[Abaddon]

I play the stock Market

 

[landlubber]

I lead the dolphin to shore.

 

[Double A]

I'm not gonna be on till Sunday around 5pm, so if I miss a phase, I just bombard KFC with MORE WITCHES! MORE PLASMA!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I build myself a decent size house/building.

1: The local crime syndicate disapproves of you circumventing their housing racket.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (17): You slay the goons and take their MP5 for your use.

I take out my Nuka Launcher

17: You deploy a cannon capable of delivering pure Fallout refreshment within a two-kilometre radius.

After taking a brief moment to say "WTH" I direct the UNSC to attack Omega again.

7: The 'fire' button appears to be broken.

I ask one of the mobsters for a handgun.

10: All the weapons were stored in the safe.

I teach them to work together to make a technological breakthrough.

2: They pile a lot of explosive mixtures together.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You cast the mixture out of your abode before it blows all to Hell. There is a blinding flash, a deep roar, and you gain a +5 bonus to any combat rolls against any player next turn, as they are all stunned by... whatever that thing was.

Okaaaay... seeing that I have no knowledge of plasma weaponry, other than it hurts people, I get the Covies to continue bombarding KFC with it.

9: The dust from the last barrage still hasn't settled.

Eh, what the heck. Considering I built an Ultimate Weapon from a box of scraps, I'll try to help the Covies upgrade their weapons.

2: "NOT IN THERE, YOU FOOL!"
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: The explosion deals both you and Double A 18 damage.

i practice filed-med

13 (14): You restore 10 hitpoints.

I cuddle with a Covie

9: An explosion separates you.

I play the stock Market

17: You run back to the liner and network two laptops with Railroad Tycoon 2 and proceed to swindle yourself out of $4700 worth of shares.

I lead the dolphin to shore.

5: Captain Oilherb has a motorboat.
ROLL TO DODGE!
20: You jump onto his boat and engage in an epic fight, untimately throwing him off the side, claiming his boat and his hat.

TheBladeRoden and Omega124 take 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[merciary]

I to expanded the temple to include housing for future converts.

 

[!!!!!]

i look for items

 

[civplayah]

I physically discipline the chimp using my combat bonus.

 

[landlubber]

I rally the dolphins to hunt down the first ship that wronged me.

 

[kill fire]

Well, I guess this is the best I can do for now. I search for a way to defend myself against Double A's ship.

 

[Seon]

Lock on Target: merciary. Fire at will with all weapons.

 

[mythmonster2]

I make up for my mistake by praying to the god of war for an even better weapon for the Covies.

 

[GenMarshall]

I find a lucky armband