Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

I signal to Double A's ship to let me in.

 

[Double A]

Only if he brings non-lie cake.

 

[Abaddon]

I revive my character from round 1.

 

[!!!!!]

i look for a shield

 

[remake20]

I look for items.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Sorry for the sporadic updates. IOT is really sucking it out of me as of late.

I activate the nanaite self repair function, curing me of the internal instabilities as well as giving me constant regeneration.

16: The nanobots manage to purge the loose parts and your defence mechanisms are restored to functionality.

I pray to whoever owns this temple to revel themselves to me so I can bring their glory onto the world.

14: The shrine is dedicated to the flying fox god Cato.

I try to heal myself.

19: Using TV Medicine you regain 50 hitpoints.

I'm in the Covie ship right?

I use their medbay and advanced medicine to heal to full health.

8: Their technology does not appear compatible with your physiology.

Ugh, wait! I shouldn't get frustrated. Then they'll attack! I show them the poorly converted schoolroom (my old living room) and usher them in for homeroom.

20: You establish the first School for Apes.

I try to kill any player with the club that's near me.

12 (14): You smack Abaddon for 17 damage.

I start to cry.

15: Some dolphins sense your distress and gather around you.

I signal to Double A's ship to let me in.

4: The tractor beam pulls you across the building's concrete wall, scraping 14 hitpoints off your epidermis.

I revive my character from round 1.

Divine Intervention: 18
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: "HAAAAX!" You suffer 18 damage.

i look for a shield

6: You stumble across a partially-buried ovular shield. Literally.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You trip and fall and fracture your elbow for 19 damage.

I look for items.

18: You find an exotic-looking butterfly.

 

[Double A]

The Covies have captured a Doc from TF2 and he heals me.

 

[landlubber]

"Oh, my lovely sea creatures, could you carry me back to shore?"

 

[kill fire]

The Covies have captured a Doc from TF2 and he heals me.

Again, that doesn't work within the rules. Sending the Covies to capture a Medic would, but what you have said is an action requiring an intermediate action.

 

[Double A]

I meant they ALREADY captured a medic, and that he'll heal me.

 

[merciary]

I pray to Cato to give me a task to prove my devotion.

 

[mythmonster2]

I fire the Ultimate Weapon from the ship to KFC.

 

[!!!!!]

i look for a shield in a safe spot

 

[Abaddon]

I find some uber cool body armour.

 

[Seon]

I try looking for a first aid kit for robots.

 

[remake20]

I look for an item that modifies my rolls in a positive way.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I continue to wack at Abbadon.

 

[kill fire]

I meant they ALREADY captured a medic, and that he'll heal me.

EXACTLY my point.

 

[Double A]

What WAS your point?

KFC is tasty?

 

[merciary]

That they most likely don't have a TF2 medic on board, you'd have to go get one.