Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I activate noclip and godmode again.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I stab Abaddon.

5 (9): He's not in your vicinity.

Pick him up and check for injuries.

13 (14): Looks like he fell. Fortunately, nothing serious.

I telepathically charm RS into wanting me to be world leader.

10 (15): You're getting something... all it'll take is <Red_Spy specify condition for endorsing Double A>.

Use my psychologist training to hypnotize Red Spy.

7: You're a psychologist, not a quack.

Action: HEAL

13: You pop some antacids to bring the corrosion down to a net neutral.

I activate noclip and godmode again.

10: Dr. Hax will have none of that.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: You're struck by a monitor for 9 damage.

 

[Seon]

I kick down the oppressive bars that impede my way.

 

[Double A]

Cool

Until then, I help Seon with his rolls with my telepathy since that's what he wants me to do.

 

[Red_Spy]

I kinda don't understand what I am supposed to say, but I'll try my best, and get AA elected as part of the U.N.

 

[mythmonster2]

FALCON PAWNCH Red_Spy.

 

[GenMarshall]

I attack the Bagel man and demand that he leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Double A]

Which one?

 

[Abaddon]

My body absorbs the acid and it becomes a weapon!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I kinda don't understand what I am supposed to say

What'll it take for you to endorse him as World Supremor? Anything at all (preferably realistically achievable within the confines of the game). You can endorse him unrequited, if you so wish.

 

[Red_Spy]

I endorse AA as world Supremor.

Action: I hide in the air events.

 

[landlubber]

I come back from an unreasonable hiatus and stop drowning by finally getting to the Japanese coast.

 

[Terrance888]

I grab Redspy's chainsaw knife and stab him with it. (so many ways this can go wrong!)

 

[civplayah]

That's it!!!

I bet I can win twice before some people even win once.

I'm starting as a new character: Spleyeminy.

Spleyeminy decides to take a stroll through the park.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I kick down the oppressive bars that impede my way.

12: The door gives.

Until then, I help Seon with his rolls with my telepathy since that's what he wants me to do.

4 (7): Looks like he accomplished that without you. Sad face.

FALCON PAWNCH Red_Spy.

20 (20): Hoo boy. A power-knuckle sandwich to the face breaks his jaw for 19 damage; bone fragments tear his skin for -8 hp/turn, and the force of the blow sends him clear across the room, smashing into a bulkhead for another 16 damage and incurring a severe concussion that will impede all rolls by 3.

I attack the Bagel man and demand that he leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!

2 (6): They only compress harder increasing the rate of asphyxiation by -5 hp/turn.

My body absorbs the acid and it becomes a weapon!

6: Sooner or later, you're gonna have to realize this just won't work out the way you want it to.

I endorse AA as world Supremor.

Action: I hide in the air events.

3: Your battered and bruised body struggles to escape, but loses its hold and tumbles back down for 17 damage.

I come back from an unreasonable hiatus and stop drowning by finally getting to the Japanese coast.

15: You wash ashore at K&#333;chi.

I grab Redspy's chainsaw knife and stab him with it. (so many ways this can go wrong!)

5: You grab the blade as Red_Spy's muscle reflex kicks the chain into action, dealing 12 damage.

I'm starting as a new character: Spleyeminy.

Spleyeminy decides to take a stroll through the park.

civplayah retires from the mayhem.

11: Somewhere on Earth, Spleyminy goes for a stroll.

 

[Terrance888]

I wrench it from Redspy's hand and plunge it into his face!

EDIT: Lol (facepalm)

 

[Red_Spy]

I backstab Terrance with my knife.

 

[Double A]

Ok, I'm bored now. I shoot more missiles at the ship.

 

[mythmonster2]

Strangle Red_Spy.

 

[Abaddon]

This has got to be the longest set of bad rolls I have had!!!

The acid finally is neutralised on my own bodily fluid.