Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

Fling the robo-hands at Terrance.

 

[Red_Spy]

I tackle mythmonster through the window, into space.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I attach the sword to the gun.

17: It's bloody awkward to wield, but it seems to work.

I cry victoriously as my HULK REGENERATION gives me back my arms just in time for me to smash Mythmonster2 into mushedmonstrato.

6: This... does not seem to work.

I wait for light to go green.

20: You walk in like this:

Spoiler :

and strut right up to Ferrara. You ooze charisma, and are confident that your next action will receive a +5 bonus.

I just realized I have a laser beam shooting baby in my possession.

I prompt my kryptonian baby to shoot laser beams at the ship.

13 (16): You're weakening the superstructure.

Fling the robo-hands at Terrance.

9 (10): They land in a heap at his feet.

I tackle mythmonster through the window, into space.

1 (1): He steps out of the way as you barrel through the weakened port, activating the emergency shield after you've been sucked out into the void. Especially vulnerable, you die. Being a technical suicide, Skwink Caesar isn't held responsible, but is still docked $5000 and will now have to work doubly hard to stay in the black.

!!!!!, Spleyminy, Tlc2011 and CivCube suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[landlubber]

I say to him, "What is the secret to the war game?"

 

[Double A]

More lasers!

 

[Terrance888]

My hulk regeneration heals my wounds and attaches the Robohands to give me new arms.

 

[Anonymoose]

Oh that was just awful. It's always a 2.

 

[Seon]

My ghost scream out a scream that nobody else can hear.

 

[mythmonster2]

Oh hey I still have a chaingun. USE IT ON TERRANCE.

 

[Skwink]

I teleport to Earth and cash in my lottery ticket.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I say to him, "What is the secret to the war game?"

1 (6): The question is interrupted as a sniper bullet embeds itself in his left shoulder.

More lasers!

16 (19): The observation deck comes off.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13 (14): mythmonster2 is at minimum safe distance.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: Terrance888 is bashed against the walls, but the breach is contained before he's sucked out, merely suffering 16 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: Tlc2011 is buffeted about for 10 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: Skwink Caesar is sucked into space.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14: CivCube remains where he is.

My hulk regeneration heals my wounds and attaches the Robohands to give me new arms.

10: In the chaos, you've lost track of them.

My ghost scream out a scream that nobody else can hear.

9: "Is someone's kettle on?"

Oh hey I still have a chaingun. USE IT ON TERRANCE.

20 (20): You unleash a devastating 41 damage

I teleport to Earth and cash in my lottery ticket.

19: AREN'T YOU DAMN LUCKY. You return to Earth and rake in a net winning of $450 000.

Terrance888 has died from blood loss.

 

[mythmonster2]

Heal myself up.

 

[Abaddon]

We seem to be carrying a lot of dead weight; !!!!!, Spleyminy, Tlc2011 and CivCube havn't played for many many turns.. you may was well just kill them off.

 

[Double A]

I give the baby a rest by shooting bat missiles.


We should play DnD online somehow.

 

[landlubber]

I ask a woman to help him.

 

[Skwink]

I dance with A broom.

 

[Seon]

Wooooooooooooo owoooooooooooooooo whooooooooooooooo

 

[mythmonster2]

Wooooooooooooo owoooooooooooooooo whooooooooooooooo

I am actually very interested as to what... any result would be with this. 20 or 1, it doesn't matter.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

We seem to be carrying a lot of dead weight; !!!!!, Spleyminy, Tlc2011 and CivCube havn't played for many many turns.. you may was well just kill them off.

It's the principle of the thing. landlubber returned.

Heal myself up.

19 (20): You restore 125 hitpoints.

I give the baby a rest by shooting bat missiles.

4 (7): They no longer seem capable of tracking that far.

I ask a woman to help him.

12 (13): You drag him to cover as she stems the bleeding.

I dance with A broom.

4: You dance with Bieberoom and everyone points and laughs. Your self-despair impedes all your rolls by 2.

Wooooooooooooo owoooooooooooooooo whooooooooooooooo

13: 'That's funny. The wind sounds like Oasis' "Supersonic".'

!!!!!, Spleyminy, Tlc2011 and CivCube suffer 20 damage for inactivity.

 

[Red_Spy]

My ghost repairs the ship.