Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

Eh, if the ship's damaged, I don't want to die and I'm in no obvious harm. So sure, channel the Machine Spirit, possibly getting a bonus since I was a Machine Spirit in a past life.

 

[landlubber]

I leave him in the arms of the woman and look for the sniper.

 

[civplayah]

Okay... I beat up landlubber.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I lawyer TLC to death.

6 (7): You're nowhere near him.

Eh, if the ship's damaged, I don't want to die and I'm in no obvious harm. So sure, channel the Machine Spirit, possibly getting a bonus since I was a Machine Spirit in a past life.

8 (9): To where are you channelling?

I leave him in the arms of the woman and look for the sniper.

16: You eye a figure on the fourth floor of the building across the street.

Okay... I beat up landlubber.

10: You're (vaguely) half a world away.

 

[civplayah]

I get to the sniper before landlubber.

 

[mythmonster2]

Channel the Spirit to... wherever the ship is broken. I haven't been keeping track of that.

 

[landlubber]

I start shooting all Rambo-like into the fourth floor of the building with my laser chain gun.

 

[Skwink]

I sue TLC.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I get to the sniper before landlubber.

9: You have no money for travel.

Channel the Spirit to... wherever the ship is broken. I haven't been keeping track of that.

13 (17): You reconstruct the engine bay.

I start shooting all Rambo-like into the fourth floor of the building with my laser chain gun.

20: Good effect on target! Hostile down.

I sue TLC.

5 (6): On what grounds?

!!!!!, Tlc2011 and CivCube suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[Skwink]

I try to sue TLC for inactivit.

 

[Double A]

I solicit strategic laser and/or missile strikes in exchange for endorsements.

 

[mythmonster2]

Assuming that was it... ATTACK TLC.

 

[landlubber]

I run into the building to see the carnage.

 

[civplayah]

Well, I'm God, right? I'm everywhere!

Wait, if I'm God, then I'm omniscient. I consult my files to see how to win the game.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I try to sue TLC for inactivit.

1 (2): The judge summarily throws out the charge on the basis of triviality, and you lose $6000 in legal fees.

I solicit strategic laser and/or missile strikes in exchange for endorsements.

16 (19): Basement-bargain prices, guyz!

Assuming that was it... ATTACK TLC.

8 (9): Well, that's not it.

I run into the building to see the carnage.

15: You see the corpse, smoke rising from burns to his chest. You take his rifle for yourself.

Wait, if I'm God, then I'm omniscient. I consult my files to see how to win the game.

3: You have no such files, Spleyminy.

 

[Skwink]

I appeal the judges ruling, figuring I have to get a good role someday.

 

[mythmonster2]

All right then, channel the Machine Spirit to something else that's broken.

 

[Double A]

I convince a player to barter an endorsement for one of my missile strikes.

 

[civplayah]

Okay, I'll just head over to the fourth floor.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I appeal the judges ruling, figuring I have to get a good role someday.

2 (3): "...But it is not this day!" as you lose face with fellow barristers and solicitors.

All right then, channel the Machine Spirit to something else that's broken.

19 (20): You restore the medical bay.

I convince a player to barter an endorsement for one of my missile strikes.

You'll have to actually convince them, y'know.

Okay, I'll just head over to the fourth floor.

17: You go to the fourth floor of a prestigious law office across from the park.