Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[bestrfcplayer]

I stop mythmonster2 from kiddnapping the President.

 

[Seon]

I make everyone filled with emotion

 

[Earthling]

Dare I ask is there a purpose to this? Is there a "win" ?

I aim to definitely achieve a certain sort of win very soon...but that's not what you mean, I think - seems like the goal is to take out/subjugate other players in the end, nasty business that.

 

[kill fire]

To win the game, you have to be the last player alive. It's the objective of Roll To Dodge.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Basically. Although I might be open to "team" victories, or alternative methods of World Domination that are particularly clever.
Player-to-player diplomacy will be treated as free actions.

I toss away the pink head band and search for a Green Headband and wear it!

19: You find a magic green headband that increases defence against surprise attacks by +1 and targets against your eyes +2.

I see you're on the ball, of course. So, since I might as well go the distance, my action is to sign off on leasing a brand new DeLorean DMC-12 at a car dealership using my cash.

14: For $300, you have leased a brand-new Time-Mobile DeLorean.

I give killfire some of my Red Bull hoping he could get wings as well, I then fly over to Earthling and attack him from the air, stealing his booty.

5: kill fire does not seem to notice. You have no way of reaching Earthling at this time.

I decide to attack the metal detector guy. For fun.

7 (5): You have no way of reaching Earthling at this time.

I use a just-found and conveniently placed Medkit next to me to help heal my downed soldier.

7: You find a medkit, but it does not have transfusion equipment.

I take the helicopter up into the air and fire the autocannons, the missiles, and the laser at kill fire. Simultaneously.

20: You unleash the wrath of God upon your brother. Even with his Super Saiyan defence, the onslaught halves his current health.

I perform an instantaneous transmission kamehameha on choxorn, both destroying him, his helecopter, and doding his attack.

14: The blast fails to damage the helicopter, but choxorn suffers 30 concussion damage. You manage to dodge everything but the tracking missiles, reducing the damage you take by 50%.

I begin organizing a kidnapping of the President.

19: The strings have been tied and the men are ready to move in on your word.

I stop mythmonster2 from kiddnapping the President.

8 (7): You have not the faintest idea that the President is in danger.

I make everyone filled with emotion

5: You must return to the mortal plane to spread your goodwill.

 

[civplayah]

I decide to explore the city and see what I can find that would help me win.

 

[Seon]

Fine. Since I am indestructible as I am in the other plane, I use this chance to completely heal myself.

 

[choxorn]

I attempt to reason with kill fire, telling him that this is pointless. When that fails, I fire all my weapons at him again.

 

[kill fire]

I create a barrier of energy so powerful that it not only shields me, but also heals my wounds.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I find a magical health pack which not only heals me, but actually raises my (base) health!

 

[Omega124]

Earthling, want to be partners?

I Intimidate reality so that the Medkit will have everything I need, and I shall heal the soldier.

 

[choxorn]

Scratch that action, I set the helicopter to autopilot, then go to the back and find a medkit that heals me back to full health. And the auto-pilot, of course, auto-targets kill fire.

 

[kill fire]

Actualy, I agree to stop fighting choxorn if he teams up with me.

 

[GenMarshall]

I find a Gatling Laser in an abandoned garage.

 

[Abaddon]

I send out my cultists to preach my greatness and collect tithes.

 

[choxorn]

Actualy, I agree to stop fighting choxorn if he teams up with me.

Alright, then. Team-up we do. I rescind the order of the auto-pilot to autotarget kill fire, and instead just look for a medkit in the back of the helicopter.

 

[Earthling]

All right, seeing as how I'm sure he's yearning for some autonomy anyway, I recall that in the present day certain parties were more favorable and decisive...so here's what I do:

I advise my friend the Metal Detector Guy to "go off and make some sound investments, buy stock in upcoming companies like Microsoft...maybe run for office and gain some influence, and then down the line look to use your wealth and power for r&d, funding, and support of the Illuminati organization...they'll be in touch, even if it takes a couple of decades."

Can't guarantee what he'll actually do - leave some of it to up to fate and Lady Luck - but I think it's a fair parting - he helped me out and now he can go live his successful life and see what comes. I'll have to get back to ensuring my own return home and then fulfilling my mission.

 

[kill fire]

Good, then I heal myself.

 

[tuxedohamm]

Having just recovered from the loss of my angels, I go on a quest to destroy St Peter and reclaim my angels and claim all the angels. Transferring myself to a new plane of existence if necessary.

 

[mythmonster2]

We execute the plan.