Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[bestrfcplayer]

I get out of the dodgeball court ASAP.

 

[civplayah]

Action: I oppose tuxedoham in heaven.

 

[TheLastOne36]

sure.

 

[Omega124]

I create a time-space loophole that not only stops Choxron's attacks, but cause all my wounded AND dead men to come back to healthy soldiers.

 

[kill fire]

Im in a tank .

A Super Sayian has the power to destroy planets. Is your tank really going to help?

 

[Earthling]

Sigh...my ally is already probably going to get himself killed by trying to go for big actions that will backfire...patience grasshopper...I'll see if I can't wrap things up and have a way back to the present after a few more turns.

Anyway, I complete fabrication of my time-car powered by a flux capacitor.

 

[Abaddon]

Mirror Image Create 2 to 8 images of caster

Essentially it creates the illusion of several "Me's" that make me much harder to hit. Each hit destroys one of the illusions rather than damaging me.


I find a rabbit foot necklace (Good luck charm, perm increase roll ability)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I assign the guns and tanks and pilot the copter myself.

The remaining unassigned personnel take charge of four tanks while you board the helicopter.

I find a tank rolling around on the street, I then get in it.

5: You are nearly crushed as the local militia arrives to step in where the police have dropped out.

At the base, I have the doctor heal me.

17: You are patched back to full health.

I advance against those who oppose me in Heaven, gaining strategic ground that guarantees me success in my goal of controlling all of Heaven.

10: The tug-of-war stalemates.

I fire whatever explosive weapons we have at the office building Omega crashed into. Hopefully, it will blow up and collapse on top of him and the Illuminati.

8: The structure remains standing.

I continue to sleep

You regain 25 hp, and have ascended to the level of Seraph!

I fire another energy blast at TLO.

7: You miss.

I get out of the dodgeball court ASAP.

17: You flee the artillery field and run right into the driver's seat of a parked Mercedes.

Action: I oppose tuxedoham in heaven.

20: You rally the loyalists and quickly outnumber the usurper 10:1.

I create a time-space loophole that not only stops Choxron's attacks, but cause all my wounded AND dead men to come back to healthy soldiers.

20: The office is restored to full structural integrity, your men return from the afterlife, and the truck is repaired.

Anyway, I complete fabrication of my time-car powered by a flux capacitor.

4: Some messy electrical work shocks you out of 6 hp.

I find a rabbit foot necklace (Good luck charm, perm increase roll ability)

18: You find a rabbit's foot necklace that increases all your rolls by one.

civplayah and TheLastOne36 have formed a pact! They say two heads are better than one.

kill fire has declared vendetta against TheLastOne36! Neither party will be able to enter into diplomatic negotiations for the remainder of the round.

 

[Earthling]

Sigh...I know when something isn't going my way.

So for now I halt constructing a time-traveling mechanism, and instead proceed by normal, everyday driving to Stanford University.

Also congrats to Omega on his successful action...good to know the boys are back in commission

 

[mythmonster2]

I storm out of the base again, shooting anyone unlucky enough to be nearby.

 

[TheLastOne36]

I fly and Aeriel Attack Kill Fire.

 

[choxorn]

I appeal to Dr. Hax to throw a computer monitor at Omega for screwing with spacetime. In the meantime, the Spartans blow up his truck again.

 

[Omega124]

I tell my soldiers to take cover and carefully shoot the Spartans at the face!

 

[civplayah]

I finish off tuxedohamm.

 

[Seon]

I send hundreds of fireballs at Tuxedohamm

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I drive out to the countryside in complete safety!

 

[tuxedohamm]

my forces retreat slightly to regroup, and then after a rallying speech that drives my forces into a frenzy and brings more back to my side, I finally obtain full control of Heaven.

 

[kill fire]

I continue to shoot energy beams at TLO.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

So for now I halt constructing a time-traveling mechanism, and instead proceed by normal, everyday driving to Stanford University.

19: You reach Stanford without incident. The alleviation of stress regains 23 hp.

I storm out of the base again, shooting anyone unlucky enough to be nearby.

10: You hit nothing.

I fly and Aeriel Attack Kill Fire.

10 (12): You take a swing with your rock arm, punching 10 hp out of kill fire.

I appeal to Dr. Hax to throw a computer monitor at Omega for screwing with spacetime. In the meantime, the Spartans blow up his truck again.

10: He refuses to listen to a HAXXOR like yourself.

I tell my soldiers to take cover and carefully shoot the Spartans at the face!

6: The helmets deflect your shots. Can you deflect theirs?
ROLL TO DODGE!
18: You evade their fire while drawing it away from your own troops.

I finish off tuxedohamm.

12: You quash the rebellion and capture tuxedohamm.

I send hundreds of fireballs at Tuxedohamm

14: The Holy Fire extinguishes 15 hp.

I drive out to the countryside in complete safety!

8: You nearly hit a turtle and careen off the road. Fortunately you were wearing your seatbelt.

my forces retreat slightly to regroup, and then after a rallying speech that drives my forces into a frenzy and brings more back to my side, I finally obtain full control of Heaven.

13: With stealth on your side, you slip out of civplayah's grasp and recruit some mercenaries from Purgatory.

I continue to shoot energy beams at TLO.

16: You blast 15 hp out of him and knock him off Super Horse.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: TheLastOne36 strikes the ground with full force, suffering 11 damage and becoming dazed (-2 to rolls for the next three turns).

The militia delivers an ultimatum to choxorn and Omega to cease and desist immediately.

 

[civplayah]

I march my troops towards tuxedohamm's forces and recapture him.