Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

I throw my shoes at KFC.

 

[Double A]

Wow. That sucks. Good thing there's a kajillion more.

I bombard KFC with MOAR PLAZMA!!!

 

[kill fire]

I use my mirror to deflect the plasma back at Double A.

 

[Double A]

Jeez who gave you that mirror, Aphrodite?

 

[kill fire]

The universe in the update before the last one it would appear.

 

[Abaddon]

I make my escape from the captain and try to find a canoe

 

[merciary]

I have my new converts acquire more building materials (stones and such)

 

[!!!!!]

i look for armor

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I find an FG-42.

9: You find a re-enactment model.

I edit my software to ignore firewalls, then throw Omega out again.

5: The counter-hackers are as adept as you are and fry your computer.

I clean up the oil using only my hands.

8:


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As a treat, they get to eat it. When you do good things you get good rewards back, chimps!

18: You've won them over. They pledge allegiance to you.

I throw my shoes at KFC.

18: Rubber at high speeds translates into 30 damage.

I bombard KFC with MOAR PLAZMA!!!

14: 11 hitpoints sear away.

I use my mirror to deflect the plasma back at Double A.

5: Angled improperly, it reflects the plasma against another mirror, and another, and another before returning to your exposed back.

I make my escape from the captain and try to find a canoe

6: He whips some kelp at you and you fall to the ground for 5 damage.

I have my new converts acquire more building materials (stones and such)

16: You collect more permanent buildings supplies.

i look for armor

1: You walk right into Seon and trigger the auto-defence mechanism.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13: By standing right underneath the robot, it can't hit you.

 

[GenMarshall]

I continue further down in the basement with Bill and Rebecca to find a working FG-42

 

[civplayah]

Yay!

It's strange, I can't think of anything to do with them... Oh! They can help me build a boat!

 

[Seon]

I pick up the Super Railgun

 

[landlubber]

I grow a mustache to soak up the oil.

 

[choxorn]

Screw Hacking, I'll just use magic to open the dimensional portal and take Omega's place in the game.

 

[Double A]

I get some Banshees to strafe him with plasma and fuel rods.

 

[mythmonster2]

I jump off the ship and end with a dramatic roll.

 

[!!!!!]

i find a digging implement

 

[merciary]

I and my converts construct a living quarters near the temple.

 

[kill fire]

I continue to defend myself with the mirror.

 

[Abaddon]

I convince him to instead be my allie.