Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[mythmonster2]

We aid the destruction of kill fire, by firing guns to kill kill fire.

To Double A and mythmonster:

Can I join your alliance of awesomeness?

Oh hell yes. The more the merrier!

 

[Seon]

Now the finale! Fire laser into the Antimass spectrometer to destabilize it and cause resonance cascade.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I pour gas on his (still flaming) head.

5: He runs away, leaving you surrounded by flammable liquid. Mafia marksmen then take shots at you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: Bullets whizz around you, and shrapnel cuts away 8 hitpoints.

I chat it up with one of the sexy nurses.

13: You discuss the economic situation of Ecuador.

i show my class how to heal by healing myself

13 (16): You restore 15 hitpoints.

We aid the destruction of kill fire, by firing guns to kill kill fire.

17 (18): You launch some very-long-range homing missiles to deal 22 damage.

I ponder the deeper questions in life.

15: You realize there is a Way To Win The Game Without Killing Everyone.

Now the finale! Fire laser into the Antimass spectrometer to destabilize it and cause resonance cascade.

15 (19): "IT'S- IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN! OH GOD!!"
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: As creatures from Beyond the Fringe telaportal into this world, you get sucked into Xen.

Captain Oilherb takes another shot at landlubber.
ROLL TO DODGE!
7: The shot grazes his arm for 10 damage.

choxorn, Double A and mythmonster2 are aiming for a three-way tie!

 

[choxorn]

I get closer to kill fire, and fire some very-long-range-but-not-quite-as-long-range-as-the-other-missiles homing missiles at him.

 

[Seon]

I tweak with some equipments back on Xen homeland, teleporting me and every single monstrosity of Xen back to Earth to haunt every single player.

 

[Double A]

I kill fire.

 

[mythmonster2]

I decide to philosophise about the world we live in.

 

[Abaddon]

Does anyone want an alliance?

Action: practice defencive Martial Arts

 

[!!!!!]

Abaddon, i want an alliance
i kill woodland man with my back hoe and take all of his stuff and use his dead body as a test subject

 

[Abaddon]

Agreed!

 

[civplayah]

I charge after Double A with my apes, chimps, rhino, and me, the one-armed savage native bandit. Haha, that should scare him!

 

[landlubber]

I find a way to win.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I get closer to kill fire, and fire some very-long-range-but-not-quite-as-long-range-as-the-other-missiles homing missiles at him.

2 (3): You fly into a mountain.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (5): It's a light impact, but jarring enough to scrape off 14 hitpoints.

I tweak with some equipments back on Xen homeland, teleporting me and every single monstrosity of Xen back to Earth to haunt every single player.

12: You construct a rudimentary portal device.

I kill fire.

13: You stamp the fire out.

I decide to philosophise about the world we live in.

19: You realize the secret to World Peace.

Action: practice defencive Martial Arts

8: You break a nail.

i kill woodland man with my back hoe and take all of his stuff and use his dead body as a test subject

10: He has vanished from sight.

I charge after Double A with my apes, chimps, rhino, and me, the one-armed savage native bandit. Haha, that should scare him!

8: There's an ocean between the two of you.

I find a way to win.

16: You get a sneaking suspicion Captain Oilherb may have something that can help. But right now he isn't willing to share.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: His cutlass deals a nasty 16 damage.

Abaddon and !!!!! have formed a pact! Check each other's sixes.

CivGeneral and Friends are starting to run out of air! -8 hitpoints.

merciary, TheBladeRoden, Anonymoose, remake20, and woodland man suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[choxorn]

I get high enough to not crash into a mountain, move closer to kill fire, and fire the very-long-range-but-not-quite-as-long-range-as-the-other-missiles homing missiles at kill fire.

 

[civplayah]

I take over the island, since almost no one is left on it.

 

[Seon]

I teleport back to earth, making sure to destabilize a few universe in the process.

 

[!!!!!]

I study medicine

 

[mythmonster2]

I bring my plan to the UN.

 

[Double A]

Fine, Mr Smartypants.

I kill kill fire.

 

[landlubber]

I interrogate Oilherb.