Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[landlubber]

"WHO? WHO MADE YOU DO WHAT? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" caps

 

[choxorn]

I continue healing in the medical bay, and the UNSC ships fire Nuclear Missles at Seon.

 

[!!!!!]

i heal myself and practice medicine

 

[Seon]

I continue healing in the medical bay, and the UNSC ships fire Nuclear Missles at Seon.

There really is no kill like overkill, eh?

Fine. Shoot me and you will shoot the Witch as well.

 

[choxorn]

There really is no kill like overkill, eh?

No, there isn't.

Fine. Shoot me and you will shoot the Witch as well.

I think Nukes destroy witches, too.

 

[Seon]

Ah, but it's not any normal Witch. It is a witch that wears a red thong and a red cape. She also have super powers and hea vision.

 

[civplayah]

What's hea vision?

 

[Seon]

What's hea vision?

Vision for the direct purpose of freezing the unlucky ones that face the uberwitch in place. It is named so because of the sound the victims make (Oh GOD He-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) as they are being ripped to subatomic particles.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Can I join this late? I eat a chocolate bar.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I PUNCH THE BIG BOLDER WITH ALL MY STRENGTH AND THE HELP OF MY OTHER NPCS AT THE OTHERSIDE TO MOVE THE GOD DAMNED BOLDER OUT!!!

14: It rolls just enough to squeeze out of the cave.

I help my buddy CivGeneral.

15: You gain the assassin's attention while CG and Co. sneak out.

We fly to... wherever KFC or my allies are.

2: A flock of birds swarm up around you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18: They mistake the helicopter for their mother and follow you.

I use my magic to levitate the rock out of the way.

17: You lift it into the air.

I use my right as the original mod to make alliances impossible: you can team up for now but all of you will be forced to backstab one another at some point.

7: Original mod? You're more machine now than man, twisted and evil.

"WHO? WHO MADE YOU DO WHAT? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" caps

16: "He's always watching, precious. He sees all..."

I continue healing in the medical bay, and the UNSC ships fire Nuclear Missles at Seon.

6 (7): There appears to be an ICBM interdiction field.

i heal myself and practice medicine

9 (12): You patch up 15 hitpoints.

Can I join this late?

We're one over the limit already.

 

[choxorn]

Fine, fire Magnetic Accelerator Cannons at Seon, then. And of course, I'm still healing in the Medical Bay.

 

[mythmonster2]

Attempt to contact my allies to find out where they are.

 

[!!!!!]

i kill remake (same as woodland man)

 

[Seon]

I order the assassin to snipe Bill's hat (and the head) off.

 

[GenMarshall]

I order the cops with me to apprehend the assassin while Rebecca heals me

 

[Abaddon]

I show the levitated rock to my tutor and complete sorcery school with flying colours.

 

[kill fire]

In a suprise attack that no one expects, I kamikaze bomb mythmonster.

 

[mythmonster2]

I'm in NYC. You're.... somewhere else.

 

[kill fire]

Ah, but who says somewhere else isn't NYC?

 

[civplayah]

I introduce CivGeneral to my apes.