Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[civplayah]

Okay, what crime have I committed?

I take Civ_General and run.

 

[GenMarshall]

....I find a medpack to heal me back to FULL health. I need heals to FULL HEALTH BADLY!!

 

[choxorn]

Wait, what? He's inactive, how's he moving?

Fine, fire weapons in the general direction of TBR and hope to hit something.

 

[!!!!!]

I ask all of the animals in my class if they know where he is and if they can take me there... please

 

[Abaddon]

I place my vampiric medipac on civ general.

 

[Seon]

Get the other guy with the shotgun to teleport me out.

 

[landlubber]

I leave the dolphins to deliberate and go to a hospital. "When I get back, I want a plan, you guys! This is for the win! We can do this!" I encourage them.

 

[Anonymoose]

With dramatic moosey enthusiasm, I repent to heal the pasta-wounds.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I take Civ_General and run.

10: You flee under fire, taking 13 lead-lined damage.

....I find a medpack to heal me back to FULL health. I need heals to FULL HEALTH BADLY!!

7: You receive a "gift" from Abaddon.

Fine, fire weapons in the general direction of TBR and hope to hit something.

13 (14): Another 8 hitpoints depart him.

I ask all of the animals in my class if they know where he is and if they can take me there... please

3: He's half a world away in Ukraine. How do you plan to get there from here?

I place my vampiric medipac on civ general.

16 (17): Not quite the medipack he was expecting.

Get the other guy with the shotgun to teleport me out.

4: He only hurts himself trying to figure out how.

I leave the dolphins to deliberate and go to a hospital. "When I get back, I want a plan, you guys! This is for the win! We can do this!" I encourage them.

3: You step into the path of an oncoming truck.
ROLL TO DODGE!
9: You're sideswiped for 18 damage.

With dramatic moosey enthusiasm, I repent to heal the pasta-wounds.

11: You stay His wrath.

 

[civplayah]

I run more.

 

[choxorn]

Kill TBR with missiles.

 

[landlubber]

I high-tail it to the ER.

 

[!!!!!]

I ask them if they can take me part of the way around and then stop and get another animal to take me to him

 

[Seon]

Evantually, I will become free... have the shotgun guy threaten Black Mesa to find a way to drag me out.

 

[Abaddon]

I complete Sorcery Training by casting fireball at CivGeneral, killing him, I loot his body, BUT NOT THE MediPack!!!

 

[GenMarshall]

I unequipt and throw away the possesed medipack. I dont NEED health draning crap!

What the hell Abaddon!!! Dont kill me!! , I just want to be left alone for Christ sake!!!

Civplaya, help me!!

 

[civplayah]

Let's just run- the forest is good protection.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Can I still join?

 

[Anonymoose]

I empower my antlers with the light of the sun and FLY!

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Kill TBR with missiles.

11 (12): You blow him apart.

I high-tail it to the ER.

16: You receive priority treatment, restoring 70 hitpoints, and another +5 for each turn spent in the hospital.

I ask them if they can take me part of the way around and then stop and get another animal to take me to him

15: You hop on the back of a sea turtle and set course for the Black Sea.

Evantually, I will become free... have the shotgun guy threaten Black Mesa to find a way to drag me out.

8: He's subdued and arrested.

I complete Sorcery Training by casting fireball at CivGeneral, killing him, I loot his body, BUT NOT THE MediPack!!!

20 (20): You turn everything into glass.

I unequipt and throw away the possesed medipack.

15: The fire takes care of that problem for you.

Let's just run- the forest is good protection.

13: You run alone.

Can I still join?

Not this tide.

I empower my antlers with the light of the sun and FLY!

3: You stumble over your own pasta, flip over, and embed your antlers into the ground, suffering 16 shock damage.

Double A and merciary suffer 30 damage for inactivity.