Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

I create a perfect copy of myself in the real world that I can control, thus giving me something to manipulate the world with while being completely safe in the Nanny State.

 

[!!!!!]

i use my electric charge to destroy the robots attacking landlubber

 

[Abaddon]

I go for a weeks relaxing holiday to refresh myself.

 

[civplayah]

I call for my animals to help me.

 

[landlubber]

I destroy the last of the robots.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I utilize my newfound insanity to my advantage, with the realization that if I'm not sane enough to realize I can't do something, I should be able to do it.

13 (14): You install a radial engine.

I create a perfect copy of myself in the real world that I can control, thus giving me something to manipulate the world with while being completely safe in the Nanny State.

3: You conjure a feeble clone of your original identity that bears your current health, but none of your enhancements. If it dies, you lose.

i use my electric charge to destroy the robots attacking landlubber

20 (20): They're scrap metal.

I go for a weeks relaxing holiday to refresh myself.

20 (20): You're out of the game for the next 7 turns, but when you come back, you'll be feeling better than ever.

I call for my animals to help me.

3: The army lays down suppressive fire. On you too.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: You lose another 10 hitpoints.

I destroy the last of the robots.

8: They're dead, Jim.

 

[Seon]

I go on a quest to take the Necronomicon from the Arkham library.

 

[civplayah]

Okay- I'm giving my animals one last chance to come.

 

[Abaddon]

SEVEN? SEVEN TURNS? 777!!!

I BETTER BE 100% AMAZING WHEN I DO RETURN!

THAT COULD BE MONTHS
I AM OUT OF THE GAME!
NO FUN

 

[choxorn]

Fire MAC rounds at Seon's clone.

 

[!!!!!]

I pour all the money that I have into researching medicine...ALL OF IT

 

[landlubber]

Oh, cool.
I ask the dolphins if they came up with a plan to win.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I go on a quest to take the Necronomicon from the Arkham library.

2: You wander about the island looking for transport and blunder into the army's field of fire.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8: Errant bullets slice off 9 hitpoints.

Okay- I'm giving my animals one last chance to come.

16: The trumpet of elephants heralds the gallant charge of the feral brigade, throwing the soldiers into chaos.

Fire MAC rounds at Seon's clone.

5 (6): Spectacularly, you miss.

I pour all the money that I have into researching medicine...ALL OF IT

15: You gain a +1 bonus to all rolls involving medicine.

I ask the dolphins if they came up with a plan to win.

7: "Kill 'em all?"

Double A and merciary suffer 15 damage for inactivity.

 

[landlubber]

I sit with them and we formulate a genius plan.

 

[civplayah]

Everyone, including me, charges at the army.

 

[choxorn]

My overkill level is not high enough. Time to break out the nukes and fire them at SeonClone.

 

[Seon]

Umm...

GET TO DA CHOPPA! I hijack an army's helicopter and gth out of there.

 

[!!!!!]

i use my knowledge of medicine and the purple crystal to make a super suit

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I sit with them and we formulate a genius plan.

10: You draft a rudimentary plan involving finding that mastermind.

Everyone, including me, charges at the army.

19: After a spectacular fight, the army's morale finally breaks and the soldiers are routed.

My overkill level is not high enough. Time to break out the nukes and fire them at SeonClone.

6 (7): The warheads are duds.

GET TO DA CHOPPA! I hijack an army's helicopter and gth out of there.

4: It rolls on top of you after a rhino charges, pinning you underneath sans 19 hitpoints.

i use my knowledge of medicine and the purple crystal to make a super suit

12 (13): You craft the crystal into a suit of armour with dynamic properties. For now, it boosts your defence by +1.

 

[landlubber]

We find that mastermind.