Roll to Dodge: Mall Madness Redux

I will search for a delicious health-restoring pastry.
 
Find NC and kill him with the Golden gun for genociding my people and killing a bunch of innocents. I will bring justice to this monster!
 
Good gooood.

Now grab some magical charms... maybe something that regenerates HP or something.
 
Begin scolding the AI for attacking me.
 
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