KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2007
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Solid Lec, eh? Well I can't be Solid Lec without my awesome stealth suit, so I go ahead and put that on. :3
That's two orders, going to stop you there. Pick one or the other.
Pick up one of the guns and fire it at the other guns.
I grab the coolest, lightest, tightest suit of mithril armour., and the coolest, lightest sword. Preferably a katana.
I pick up the serrated edge steak knife. It hurts more going in if it's dull.
I enter the mall, head for the nearest WC, and make anime real there
Knowing that Saber has blessed me, I find and enter nearest store that sells Saber figurines.
Solid Lec, eh? Well I can't be Solid Lec without my awesome stealth suit, so I go ahead and put that on. :3
Search Cob Planet for a Portal Gun on the Cob, and I guess take it if I find one.
Begin with the first (AKA the diplomacy or alternative) directive; will conduct the "shopping" afterwards.
I shall endeavour to find a store selling tanks.![]()
Look for a shop that offers replica Vault Suits. Like...those gotta exist? This mall has it all and what not?
10: The Angel is not pleased with your weebetry She raises her nailguns and fires right at you
ROLL TO DODGE:
18: You find that can of paint and hit her directly in the eyes. You don't suspect it did much damage at all, but it certainly blinded her for a few turns (+2 on any rolls to dodge the Angel's attacks for the next three turns)
clearly, the best option is to bandage self with c4.
I'm sure they sell that here.
I go to the food court to buy an ice lolly and use the powers that gives me to make anime real
I try to turn the AI friendly.
I go to Shinzaburo's Swords to get the best katana ever forged.
I hunt down the location of more games so I can expand the inventory of my store to 90's games as well as 80's.![]()
I go find a jewelry store so that I can acquire some protective magical charms and pockets.
I decide to leave searching for the Saber figurines until later as I can't liberate them if the store becomes infested with Nazi Vampires. Instead, I go to the roof and find a good vantage point to strike at the Zeppelin.
Search for a Meeseeks box in Cob Planet
Screw Vault-Tec, we're gonna be downing a couple of Nuka-Colas. Cheers, to the inevitable nuclear armageddon! Find the nearest store selling Nuka-Cola. Preferably Quantum.