Roll to Dodge XXV: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part II)

[Terrance888]

Its where you keep your junk, M-man.

 

[Abaddon]

I kick him between the legs... (oh wait.. well, just kick his trash can) and win back the praise of the women for licking such a large piece of trash. I steal my items backa s well.

12: You kick him an manage to grab back the stiletto

I point a finger gun at Terrance, saying Pow! You are dead, which he becomes after the attack.

12 (13): You don't use your Butterfly Knife, you don't use Sasha.. but your finger gun is enough.. just..

I use my goddess prowess to get all the bikini ladies on my side as well. They want to know how to become as beautiful as me...

12 (18): The women join your side (You can post two actions, one for themselves, one for yourself)

I drive Natasha and I to the Mob's HQ.

17 (18): You are in the Mob's HQ. Your rolls will get +2 if its suitable for the location while you're there...

I falcon punch Boundless and take my flashlight back and escape on my Jetpack

17 (14): You knock her over, damaging her elbow and making off with your flashlight as you escape

In a show of utter manliness, I rip off one of Terrance888's arms and begin beating him with it, while saying "Why are you hitting yourself" over and over.

1: Terrance is already dead, his relatives, horrified, attack you!

Roll to Dodge!
2: They all rain down beats on you.

I find a scuba suit, otherwise just waiting on that infection too...

4: You can't find anything, and the effort brings you to the last HP of life as the Infection begins to take hold...

ROLL TO DODGE!

14 (Effect doubled by the butt juice!) (20): An the strange virus infects you, new enzymes coursing through your body, your vision dims, and then, it comes back, but is different. Your feet and hands.. are tingling, you can feel yourself coming back to life! You are back, still pretty battered, but somehow better than before! DNA is splicing and recombining as the virus DNA reforms you. You have Super Powers!

 

[mechaerik]

Is the first aid kit a free action or not?

 

[Abaddon]

No, its not..

 

[Terrance888]

Can I play my relatives (lol, BTW, I have about 132 or so (don't forget any)relatives I know by name and a million more in the Li family, and about 700 million more from Maternal family (Chen. Grandparents Li, Chen, Zhang and Sui))

 

[mechaerik]

i use my first aid kit to not die.

 

[Boundless]

Boundless: I follow Skwink Caesar and Natasha to Mob HQ to find more allies with my beauty.
Sexy Bikini Ladies: Teach themselves how to fly in order to follow Yoshiegg737 for revenge.

 

[mechaerik]

Change of Orders!

I dive in the water, which somehow completely heals me.

 

[Red_Spy]

Edited

 

[mechaerik]

#I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts is important. You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..First come, first served. So get your actions in early!

Think that falls under this, RS.

 

[Red_Spy]

New Orders: I summon Red Medic

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I steal the bikini ladies from Boundless

 

[Skwink]

I try to get the Ladies to join the Mafia.

 

[Earthling]

I swim out of this submarine through that portal hole.

 

[Abaddon]

Boundless: I follow Skwink Caesar and Natasha to Mob HQ to find more allies with my beauty.

5 (6): You lose him, and have no idea where the HQ is... (-2 to HQ finding)

Sexy Bikini Ladies: Teach themselves how to fly in order to follow Yoshiegg737 for revenge.

2: It turns out they can't fly.. sadly they only found this out by jumping off a cliff.. They are left with just 1hp and major internal bleeding..

I dive in the water, which somehow completely heals me.

7 (10): You make it into the water..washing the blood off.. it doesn't seem to heal you though..

I summon Red Medic

4 (5): Your summons are not answered and your regenerative powers weaken from the strain...

I steal the bikini ladies from Boundless

10 (12): They are all yours... shame they are nearly dead (you can now submit their actions rather than Boundless)

I try to get the Ladies to join the Mafia.

4 (7): They are too busy dying.. the sight of them makes you feel sick (-2 to next roll)

I swim out of this submarine through that portal hole.

1: Yea, about that... the Portal gun stutters as you pass through.. the bottom half of you is chopped off... Your super powers saves you.. but you have to live without a bottom half!



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Gosh, what a sucky turn for you guys! oh well.. you've had a few insanely good turns

 

[Abaddon]

I just want to coach you players a little bit, since some of you don't seem to be realising what potential you have...

Earthling

-Super Strength (+4 where strength helpful)

Anytime you say "I use my strength to..." I will add FOUR to your roll! But YOU have to say that you are using it!

Skwink Caesar
Mob HQ (+2 to rolls)

I was kind this turn, but you really have to mention that you want to do something "because im in the HQ I ..." or something..

mechaerik

Merfolk (+3 to actions in water)

!! You had this bonus for aaaages.. anything you attempt to do IN WATER will get +3!!!

"I look in the water for a...."

Boundless

Tanned Goddess (-4 to attackers, +4 to coercion)

You can coerce all kinda things.. think about it, and use this power.. you could get +4 to all of your rolls!

"I coerce Earthling to eat his own eyes"


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I'm giving you lots of help guys, but it seems somehow you're not realising how I want you to state your orders... is it clearer now?

 

[Boundless]

I coerce Yoshiegg737 into giving me his jet pack in order to find my way.

 

[mechaerik]

I take some aspirin from the first aid kit and wash it down with sea water.

(Does that count as in water?)

 

[Red_Spy]

I shoot Sasha through the portals, to hit Earthling on the other side.

 

[Earthling]

I use my strength to swim towards this same island nearby the sub's sinking site that various others went to before.