Sheep - What's with it ?

[classical_hero]

That puts a new spin on wolf in sheep's clothing.

 

[Sidhe]

"In the Navy!"

"Ooo, haaaalooo sailor boy!"

etc etc

I used to work on a Naval base and as a dutiful worker I was like all new inductees civillian and recruit alike given the rear admirals welcoming speech,most of it was the usual welcome aboard (recruits you will obey blah blah blah regulation blah etc) but at the end he finished it off with a monologue about his horror at the EU forcing the navy to accept homosexuals, I found the whole thing quite funny, but I don't think laughing would have been well recieved.

In The 18th century because of the low women population amongst caribbean colonies, due mostly because of them being inhabitted by sailors and farm workers etc. A fleet of 5 or 6 galleons packed with whores was sent to Port Royale in Jamaica to fend off the threat of homosexuality amongst sailors. Imagine the shock your average pirate fleet would of got after taking on that prize

 

[Rambuchan]

I used to work on a Naval base and as a dutiful worker I was like all new inductees...

I'm really glad this sentence developed the way it did in your post and not some other way.

Yes, I've heard and read about such floating brothels before and for the same reasons. But the fear of homosexuality is overplayed imo. What they didn't realise a lot of the time is that those sailors were having their way with those hookers when they arrived and then went back to their slave girls when the ships weren't around.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Allegedly, the difference between Ozzie sheepshaggers and the rest are that while the others take the sheep in doggie position, the Ozzies use missionary, so as to not miss out on the kissing.

I definately think it's a countryside thing. However, your definition of what constitutes 'countryside' changes depending on where you are from. People at work in Liverpool seem to think that anyone who doesn't live in a metropolis is a "Sheep Sh**er" (1 'g' or 2?), whilst I only relate it to the Welsh and Yorkshiremen (and Kiwis obviously only I don't admit this to the Maoris)

 

[bhsup]

I know, nothing to add to the thread really, but this picture always cracked me up.

 

[nonconformist]

Is it only because of Shepherds being away for longer periods of time ??? I find that hard to believe...
I know of other groups of men away for longer periods of time. Submarine crews, astronauts etc... and they aren't often hinted to love eachother.

Sailors, including submariners, always have been a target for homosxual jokes.
Like Ram-chan said, the Village people capitalised on this turning "In the Navy" into a gay anthem (As with YMCA).

"It's not the waves rocking the boat"

"What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine! (pun, semen--->Sea men).

In fact, the British Navy, in the 1800s, had to put Breomine in the sailors' grog ration to stop this sort of activity aboard.

 

[Leonel]

Furries in our forums!!!

 

[phoenix_night]

Prince Ludwig: (laughs) Lord Melchett, we meet again.

Melchett: No, I don't think we had the pleasure.

Prince Ludwig: You do not recognize me, then. Let me refresh your memory. You remember when you were in Cornwall at the monastery, there was an old shepherd with whom you used to talk.

Melchett: Good Lord, Dimkins?

Prince Ludwig: Yes! *I* was one of his sheep.

Melchett: Not....

Prince Ludwig: Yes!

Melchett: Flossy?

Prince Ludwig: Yes!

Melchett: But didn't we...?

Prince Ludwig: Yes, Lord Melchett! BBBBAAAAA!

Melchett: Oh my God!

 

[King Alexander]

How come I haven't yet heard protests from sheep-lovers regarding their right to be able to marry a sheep?

 

[bhsup]

Oh, I'm sure there is a N.A.M.S.L.A. organization out there somewhere, but they probably keep a low profile.

 

[Jawz II]

supposedly female sheep genitals look and feels exactly like those of humans, also sheeps are not aggressive animals and easy to control. hence their popularity with the beastiality crowd.

 

[nonconformist]

Jawz, I am more than slightly worried at how knowledgable you are about this

 

[Rambuchan]

supposedly female sheep genitals look and feels exactly like those of humans, also sheeps are not aggressive animals and easy to control. hence their popularity with the beastiality crowd.

Moreover they don't insist you leave the toilet seat down, they don't demand expensive dinners and underwear, they don't want to talk loads about children after sex, they don't......wait a minute.......I'm sounding like MobBoss now!!!

 

[Jawz II]

Jawz, I am more than slightly worried at how knowledgable you are about this

i knew that was gonna bite me in the ass!

also you can put them on their backs and kiss them during the act. but then youd have to change the sheets since their fur leaves an oily residue...

i read an intresting article once by a guy who had apparently first hand experience of sex with all kinds of animals.

i havent tried it yet, but if you catch me alone at a friday night, and you get a totally hawt lady sheep to buy me a few drinks, who knows what will happen?

PS.about the cartoon, years ago there were reports of a bear in norway that raped cows! i crap you not, i heard on the news myself!

 

[Rik Meleet]

Ok, I see your points about availability on ships.

But why on earth are there inflatable sheep-dolls for "Erotic love doll" ??? That must mean there are enough men out there who prefer the thought of sheep over human females...

 

[nonconformist]

i knew that was gonna bite me in the ass!

It's not biting I'd be worried about

 

[nonconformist]

But why on earth are there inflatable sheep-dolls for "Erotic love doll" ??? That must mean there are enough men out there who prefer the thought of sheep over human females...

I think it's a jokme that's supposed to be used as such; to give to Taffies and the like.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Ok, I see your points about availability on ships.

But why on earth are there inflatable sheep-dolls for "Erotic love doll" ??? That must mean there are enough men out there who prefer the thought of sheep over human females...

That reminds me of a Ricky Gervais stand-up. He was commenting that the reason for blow-up girls is if you can't get a real one, so how pathetic must you be if you can't get a real sheep

 

[King Alexander]

Oh, I'm sure there is a N.A.M.S.L.A. organization out there somewhere, but they probably keep a low profile.

Maybe there's such an organisation out there, maybe there isn't: thing is, such things make me SICK and better not count to me to support their sick minds and their "human-right" on marrying a sheep and that Democracy in my country doesn't work and they feel suppressed by the majority...

Same goes for incest and other such sicknesses.

I can listen to different opinions, but I also have a LIMIT on what crap my ears can hear: anyone who disagrees with the majority of the people's will, is free to leave my country any time.
No, someone is NOT free to do something the majority doesn't approve here or it's against the law.

Ok, I admit, there're countries with citizens who like to do the kind of stuff I mentioned above: that's fine, I have no problem with them, as long as they stay away from here.

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[BCLG100]

i have no idea but the jokes behind it can be quite funny.