@Thlayli all the cool NESers are doing it
@Bil I feel for you doing all this diplo in story mode. I don't mind a simple response to this, but I'm afraid I couldn't help going overboard again
Galactic Sector I/C - Mar Aih System
Deep under the surface of Hmmaiaa, the members of the Emergency Meeting (New Protocol) #1 were finally gathering in person. A meeting room had been hastily set up in what had been rest / relaxation / hibernation quarters for a mining team, not used for centuries. A large spider-walker vehicle was frozen in a rather awkward posture and making metallic clicking noises as its overworked limb-actuators cooled down - not that the caves were particularly cold at this depth. Its headlights gazed into the still emptiness, illuminating several Satellians as they fiddled with various small electronics. There was a seamless blend between smooth-cut and natural surfaces, aided by the lack of adequate lighting. Old equipment was encrusted with mineral deposits, as if partly swallowed by the stone walls. Remarkably, some was still operational. A fibre-optic connection to the Great Undercity still worked, rendering futile the vast cables that had been laboriously reeled down here. Conversation continued as they fiddled.
'This warrants a response' said the representative of Arrumue Swamplands. Although he was one of those speaking for the simple surface-dwelling farming kinships, he seemed to have a sharper sense of the situation than his more technically-minded cousins.
'I agree' the Arbitrary Director replied. 'Though, I think we all agree, they are still trying to deceive us.'
'How did they know about the nuclear devices?' asked the representative of the Kurun fault-mountains.
Nothing underhand, indeed. 'This has great implications for our defence plan.'
'Yes it does.' The Arbitrary Director was holding an old telephone receiver of some kind and studying it intently, a little mental exercise to restore focus. 'We must hope it is short-range detection gear in their landing craft.' What she really meant, a feeling shared by most of her companions, was that it was too horrible to think about. 'Unless anyone objects, I will advise that we continue as planned. Now... Let's formulate a response.'
Almost an hour later, on the frozen surface of Marraa, a remote-communication pod began rumbling/warbling The Agreement's latest formal response in the general direction of workman Lud. The volume was perhaps a little too loud to be comfortable, even for ears cushioned behind a solid helmet. A light dusting of snow was falling, seemingly from nowhere, as the giant planet Ahrrm still occupied most of the night's sky, now high enough to cause the surrounding ice-hills to serenely glow and sparkle in the reflected light. Clusters of small spider-like sweeper-drones emerged from the edges of the pad and began trying to sweep it clear with their paddle-like front limbs; they stopped, confused, when they neared the alien craft which was not emitting any of the usual Identification/Purpose signals.
'As you see, we have prepared our home ground to resist violation. We desire friendship, however the manner of your arrival, and the size of your fleet, alarms us. As a sign of goodwill, we ask you to withdraw some of your ships, or at least explain their exact purpose for being here. What is the nature of the help you offer?'
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Durmu Nurl, a young female snow-mountain vacationer, found herself alone on the ice, staring at the alien craft landed on the pad below. The alien itself was not visible from this angle. She had received the message to keep clear, but was compelled to investigate, even under threat of kudos-expurgation, or indeed nuclear disintegration. There was something very wrong with The Agreement's approach here, she thought to herself.
She'd heard the news and the rumours. But she had also dreamed of aliens as a child; the chance to meet them in person - real, unknown aliens, first contact - it was too much to resist. She had come here for a break from psycho-emotional therapist duty; She'd toured the moons with her relatives when she was very young, but couldn't remember much. After reaching the age of sixty she decided it was time to see more of the local universe. Just as well, she thought to herself, as our little civilization might be ending any day now.
She suspected several other rebellious Satellians were lurking in the distance. The idea that she was the boldest of them gave her a strange sense of satisfaction.
She circled the edge of the pad, then stopped. The alien! She was suddenly looking right at it, barely 10 metres away. It was still holding what looked like a box in one of its... 'arms'? With that inscrutable helmet and body posture, she had no idea where it was actually looking.
She pushed herself up on all six limbs as high as she could, then with her limbs fixed she swayed her body from side to side. It was a slightly formal, slightly casual, definitely friendly way of attracting attention.
'Greet you, friend' she said/shouted...