Snakes on a Plane

I cant believe this turned out to be a real movie, I could have sworn it was a hoax. I remember when I thought Samuell L Jackson was a serious actor.
 
I thought it was one of those Geico commercials when I first saw the commercial. I was waiting for the "But I have some good news" for 30 seconds, and it never came.
 
Bozo Erectus said:
Its one of the stupidest movie ideas Ive ever heard.
Seconded.
Bozo Erectus said:
I cant believe this turned out to be a real movie, I could have sworn it was a hoax. I remember when I thought Samuell L Jackson was a serious actor.
Took words straight out of my mind with that too.

Can't believe this is true, have to pinch myself.
 
AlCosta said:
I thought it was one of those Geico commercials when I first saw the commercial. I was waiting for the "But I have some good news" for 30 seconds, and it never came.
C~G said:
Seconded.

Took words straight out of my mind with that too.

Can't believe this is true, have to pinch myself.
Just when you think Hollywood and the movie going public cant get any stupider...
 
Bozo Erectus said:
Just when you think Hollywood and the movie going public cant get any stupider...
Someone should do a petition so nobody would go see this film as protest to make better films.

Even though this looks like cult classic stuff even before it's on theathers.
 
C~G said:
Someone should do a petition so nobody would go see this film as protest to make better films.

Even though this looks like cult classic stuff even before it's on theathers.
I'll definitely check it out in a couple of months when its on HBO. Beyond that I wouldnt pay a penny to see it. Im already paying for the HBO, so what the hell;)
 
Dawgphood001 said:
I'm going to see this, opening night, with all my friends.

How could it suck? Samuel L. Jackson whooping tons of asp NEVER sucks.

I corrected the misspelling in your post.

And I saw Samuel Jackson on the Daily Show yesterday, he's hilarious when he's talking about this movie.
 
I don't think some of you understand the point of this movie. It's not some lame action-comedy that has a cheesy love story thrown in that slows everything down. The synopsis of the movie is the title. That's the movie. There are snakes on a plane, and insanity ensues. I'm sure it won't have a plot, and I'm sure it won't try to be funny(but it will be, unintentionally). But it will feature tons of ass-kicking. It's film at its purest. Add in the substantial consumer feedback that actually changed the movie, with the greatest title ever, and you've got a cult classic.

There's a lack of camp out there today, and I'm glad it's making a comeback with a movie that's title is for camp.
 
I am bringing rubber snakes to the theater on Friday.

Yes, I will be flinging them onto unsuspecting audience members.

Yes, I will likely get kicked out.

It is destined to be a Rocky Horror Cultish movie.

I loved SLJ on the Daily Show.

JS: Do you die?

SLJ: No MF! I'm the hero!
 
Lotus49 said:
The more simple peoples' minds become, the more easily they are captivated, and entertained. It's frightening trend, that continues to get progressively worse especially with recent generations.

Oh shut up. Stupidity is fun, always has been. :p
 
And of course the whole premise of the movie ignores
minor details such as the way poisonous snakes really
behave...
 
Pardon my stupidity, but shouldn't it be "Snakes IN a plane"? The IN versus ON thingy always bothered me. Sometimes is difficult to elucidate when you have to use IN and when you have to use ON.
 
Urederra said:
Pardon my stupidity, but shouldn't it be "Snakes IN a plane"? The IN versus ON thingy always bothered me. Sometimes is difficult to elucidate when you have to use IN and when you have to use ON.
you are on a plane.
you are on a boat.
its the standard usage, but a plane, as an enclosed tube,
should be;
in a plane.
in a car.
language, its an odd thing :crazyeye:
 
They look ON a plane if you ask me :p
snakes-on-a-plane-logo.jpg
 
Urederra said:
Pardon my stupidity, but shouldn't it be "Snakes IN a plane"? The IN versus ON thingy always bothered me. Sometimes is difficult to elucidate when you have to use IN and when you have to use ON.

English isn't a very logical language. You're on a plane and on a bus, but in a car. If somebody is standing on top of a plane, you add the word 'top' to signify that (like I did). The 'on' is short for 'on board', hence the confusion.

When I first moved to this country (Canada) I got very confused when the alarm went off in the library and the teacher noted "The alarm went off". I aske her "Didn't it go on?" "No, it is on right now, but it went off". :confused: Now it makes perfect sense to me, as I am fluent in English (moreso even than a lot of native English speakers), but initially it left me utterly confused.

As for snakes on a plane, I wonder when somebody makes a porn called "Penises in a vagina"
 
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