Well, last sneak peek, and no surprise, it has to be Eleonor of Aquitaine… or is it?
At first glance, we see some sort of white castle (as I proved it before, white castles => white rocks => white cliffs of Dover => Châteaux => France => Eleonor) with some flowers (flowers => love => court of love => Eleonor) and windows (windows made of glass => glass of water => water is
aqua in Latin => Aquitaine => Eleonor) and bushes (bushes => vegetation => agricultural prominence => Europe granary => France => England’s enemy => England => Eleonor) and the sneak peek saying that it is a final leader (alternative leader => leak => Eleonor). It is simple. Trivial. Elementary. Obvious.
Too obvious.
@Siptah said that it was Cinderella’s castle, which is preposterous. It undoubtfully looks like the Château de Tiffauges (look it up on The Internet), renowned for being the castle that inspired Charles Perrault in writing
La Barbe-Bleue (or
Bluebeard). But what does that mean in the context of the sneak peek? Well, here we will have to wander in the vast wilderness of speculation, since we know for a fact that leaks and hints are just red herrings. This clearly mean we will have a fairy-tale leader. But not a
literally fairy-tale leader. By fairy-tale leader, I mean a legendary, mythical leader, ala Dido, Gilgamesh or Teddy Roosevelt, famous people we have no certitude they existed for real. So, we know for sure that the new revealed leader is fictional
(evidence A).
Now we just have to determine which mythical leader it is. Well, Henry VIII sometimes inherited the surname of Bluebeard by violently beheading his wives. The fact that the Château de Tiffauges is clearly depicted in the image is the evident link that the new civ that will be revealed is linked to England. But this is not enough: the number of countries that had one time or another been in trade with, insulted by or freed from England is just vastly ridiculous. But if we restrict ourselves around Henry VIII, we can safely assume that, since Henry VIII was a very religious king, and since Henry VIII was born catholic, the new leader will have some connection with Catholicism
(evidence B).
Now, we know that we cannot trust the leak. Only 8 out of 9 reveals appeared to be correct (despite my numerous logical demonstrations that Firaxis like to destroy with passion), which means p>0.05. Statistically, it is irrelevant. But maybe we could use it. It says that one of the new leaders will be Eleonor. But which Eleonor? Eleonor of Aquitaine is not the only woman named Eleonor. And if it was a hint? The name Eleonor came from the Greek “eleos”, meaning “compassion”. Compassion is a word which the etymology means, roughly, “with passion” or “shared feelings”. A synonym could be “empathy”. Here, I should say that I’m completely improvising so I do not know more than you where this is heading. What is Empathy? Some philosophers and thinkers would say it is the opposite of Antipathy. “Anti-“ means “opposite”, so Antipathy is the opposite of pathy, which look close to “path”. This is clearly the sign that I am on the wrong path of my logical explanation so just abandon this paragraph and start it over, shall we?
Going back to the sneak peek! The bushes in front of the castle look suspiciously like Juniper, which, in French, is translated by
Genévrier. Genévrier is used to produce
Genièvre, a strong alcohol based on Genévrier. Genièvre is also a deformation of the name
Guenièvre, which, in Englis, is
Guinevere. Does that mean that Guinevere will be the next alt-leader, leading England and Scotland at the same time, showing the federation of Celtic clans by King Arthur? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re embarrassing yourself. But the new leader will have a link with Guinevere. And what did make Guinevere special? She was a
woman. The new revealed leader is thus a woman
(evidence C).
As I said before, the castle has glass window. But why glass? Is it simply to reflect a castle that is actually real, or is it a hint? Obviously, it is a hidden hint (I said this sentence so many times that I’m clearly amazed by my capacity to still convince myself with it). Glass is made of sand, and you can find sand in large quantities in the Sahara Desert. What other great empire was in the Sahara? We all know Mansa Mussa, also named Santahara Claus or Jolly Belly, leading the Mali. For what was known Santahara Claus? His humongous wealth, of course, and for his large faith. This leads us to two evidence: the new leader will be linked to large amount of gold
(evidence D) and large amount of faith
(evidence E).
I think we have here all the data needed to determine which leader it is. We must have a fictional woman, leading a rich and religious country. The only solution is Dido lead Phoeni… Wait, no, that’s already done. What I meant was the only solution is
Pope Joan is leading Rome. The new fuss about “One leader leading two civilizations” is a hoax, and you should be ashamed to fell for that trick.
Another victory for logic.