Soccer Mom's

[cegman]

Soccer mom
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A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soccer+mom

My opinion of these people is that they are a major cause for the uprising of little kids that everyone is afraid of. May cause the downfall of humanity. There is a much more balanced definition.

Spoiler :

Defining the soccer mom

The term is thought to have been coined by a woman running for city council in Denver, Colorado. [citation needed] When asked for her credentials, she replied: "soccer mom." It came into widespread use in the 1990s, notably during the 1992 and 1996 presidential campaigns and since.

Literally, soccer moms drive their children to play soccer, and sometimes cheer them on during the game. At once, the soccer mom is associated with encouraging, if perhaps overscheduling, their children with activities, and with making personal sacrifices for their children's benefit (taking them to play), while perhaps remaining somewhat overprotective.

The term has found a life as shorthand for a stereotype, or set of stereotypes, far beyond its literal meaning.

Most widely, perhaps, they are associated with driving Volvos, minivans, or SUVs. Active pride in their children may be displayed, for instance, with membership in a Parent-Teacher Association, or with a bumper sticker boasting that her child is an honors student at their school. They may also have drinks and snacks in the car, for when the children finish school and/or soccer.

 

[kulade]

They forgot "root of all evil" in the definition.

 

[sysyphus]

They're still better than hockey parents, easily the lowest form of scum on teh face of the planet.

 

[skadistic]

They're still better than hockey parents, easily the lowest form of scum on teh face of the planet.

You may be right. Football parents are up there too.

The bigest problems with soccer moms is they are to damn busy to do some good old fashion parenting.

 

[cegman]

Well I am using soccer mom in the most generic way meaning anyone who has a "perfect little angel" I don't care if your kid plays sports or not if he is a "perfect little angel" your pure evil.

 

[pboily]

we know. The term "Hockey parents" isn't actually about the sport they play.

 

[Red Door]

They annoy me, they're usually bad drivers.

 

[Quiet Sound]

I'd like to make A Modest Proposal about eliminating the problem of soccer moms...

 

[GenMarshall]

They annoy me, they're usually bad drivers.

Which is why I want to drive a diesel locomotive and push them to get out of my way .

 

[Whomp]

Also known as helicopter parents.

 

[CaptainF]

My parents aren't like this, thank god.

Well, my mom might be somewhat like that, except she is too smart, and doesn't really monitor or care about what I do. Any soccer mom tendencies she may have had have been tempered by my pop.

Me personally, I think that soccer parents are crappy. Paranoid people with underwear twisted all out of whack.

 

[StarWorms]

Sad really. I remember somewhere someone saying she would ban her children from playing any sort of computer game because they're all bad. I remember it was around the time that I'd got Civ IV and I was wondering what this woman was on. I've always had an interest in history. When I was young I got a children's encyclopaedia of English/British history. I still use it now because it's so handy - Easy enough to read rather than a book but gives detail on many things in history. Anyway, getting to the point, I knew a lot about English history because of this but only since I read about civilizations in Civ IV did I really appreciate that other countries that I didn't have much knowledge of had such vibrant histories too - I had very little knowledge of any European countries apart from England, France, Spain, Scotland etc. Well Civ IV inspired me to find out about their histories and all those wonders in the game. In fact I'd love to go to Mexico and take a look for myself at all those old civilizations that came from there.

They just wrap their children up in bubble wrap - their children never get to see the real world and once they become adults they will not be ready for it and will not be able to cope well. I understand they want to protect their children as much as possible but they don't understand what they're protecting them from. For them internet = chatrooms, paedophiles, porn etc. For a child it's talking to friends, going on forums and playing games, or it was for me anyway.

 

[kulade]

I agree StarWorms. It amazing for me to look back at how much this game has influence my life. It piqued my interest in geography, history and politics and I would not be these same without it. This is what I hate about the idea of keeping kids in a box all their lives. They will be nothing, drones, and the same thing as all the other ones. Even on a moral standpoint these children will get out in the real word and will be on their own. And all those years they were sucklings that can survive without orders. And for what? So they wouldn't know about the outside world, sex and drinking? Nonsense! That'll be the first thing the do when they are free!

When it comes to children I'm a lassie farrist.

 

[Ansar]

They're still better than hockey parents, easily the lowest form of scum on teh face of the planet.

Is there a definition for that too? (Is that the Canadian "soccer mom"?)

 

[sysyphus]

It's actually more about the fathers than the mothers, but the mothers can be jus as bad.

Hockey parents are less yuppie and more redneck, almost bordering on the likes of British football hooligans, except they get nutty over children's hockey. I see it every week when I go to the rink for a casual men's game, there are kids playing right before me. I've seen hem make threats at refs, coaches even sometimes on kids on the opposing team. It's sick, it really is.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

It's actually more about the fathers than the mothers, but the mothers can be jus as bad.

Hockey parents are less yuppie and more redneck, almost bordering on the likes of British football hooligans, except they get nutty over children's hockey. I see it every week when I go to the rink for a casual men's game, there are kids playing right before me. I've seen hem make threats at refs, coaches even sometimes on kids on the opposing team. It's sick, it really is.

I remembering hearing at least one case of one physically attacking a coach or ref

 

[skadistic]

It's actually more about the fathers than the mothers, but the mothers can be jus as bad.

Hockey parents are less yuppie and more redneck, almost bordering on the likes of British football hooligans, except they get nutty over children's hockey. I see it every week when I go to the rink for a casual men's game, there are kids playing right before me. I've seen hem make threats at refs, coaches even sometimes on kids on the opposing team. It's sick, it really is.

I remember a few years ago a father killed another man by beating him down in a hockey rink after a game. I don't remember if the dead guy was a ref or coach or what exactly but it was chilling. When I played over 10 years ago it was bad then too.

 

[CCA]

And I thought Soccer Mum's were hot..
+sigh+

 

[cegman]

Hot? There are one or two MILF soccer moms but most of the ones that I deal with are closer to God Warrior. I spend a bit of time in Gamespot and a few of my friends work there and the stories I could tell are unbelievable. I know one minivan driving mother brought her kid into gamespot and saw that GTA was out on the shelves. She yelled at the guy behind the counter. Well my friend was also working and a few days later they go in again and he convinced his mom to buy him manslaughter.

 

[Stylesrj]

Hot? There are one or two MILF soccer moms but most of the ones that I deal with are closer to God Warrior. I spend a bit of time in Gamespot and a few of my friends work there and the stories I could tell are unbelievable. I know one minivan driving mother brought her kid into gamespot and saw that GTA was out on the shelves. She yelled at the guy behind the counter. Well my friend was also working and a few days later they go in again and he convinced his mom to buy him manslaughter.

Now that is just wrong. Yelling at someone because they're working for a company that sells a violent game! The guy is being paid to sell games like GTA plus the pissy My Little Pnoy and the Winnie the Pooh crap that only soccor mums would buy. Seriously, those mothers should be rounded up and shot for being such idiots. You can't give kids rose tinted glasses forever. Don't like what disgusting programs are on TV? Change the channel from Channel Sex to Disney. Problem solved. I hate soccor mums.

It's thier kind that forced taxpayer dollars to investigate GTA content and all that crap.