Sodomite joke

[Ziggy Stardust]

An OT thread is in serious need of one. Or a lot of fuss will be wasted. We must not let this happen!

Yeah, the joke. You got us all worked up, we want the Sodomites burning in hell joke.

so all this fuss about a joke that doesnt even exist? meh...

Suggestions:

What do you call a sodomite burning in hell?
Two sodomites are burning in hell, sais one sodomite to the other ...
A sodomite burning in hell walks in a bar ... sais the barkeeper ...

This is your chance to make a difference

edit: Please, no ducks in the joke.

 

[holy king]

Two sodomites are burning in hell, says one sodomite to the other: "You're so hot!"

A sodomite burning in hell walks into a bar. Says the barkeeper: "Not your day, huh?"

A sodomite burning in hell burns in hell: Says little Jimmy: "Look, the fag is burning."

what's the difference between a sodomite burning in hell and a catholic priest?
one has actually commited sexual acts that hurt others.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Well, I'd say this is conclusive evidence. Good enough for me

Thanks.

 

[Veritass]

This is the closest one I could think of...

A newlywed guy is really nervous because he is a virgin and he is afraid he won't know what to do with his new bride, so he convinces the best man to hide in the closet so he can sneak over and ask him questions if need be.

The bride and groom get to the honeymoon suite, and the guy takes the first turn in the bathroom. He's really nervous, so he spends an eternity shaving, brushing his teeth three times, etc. Meanwhile, the bride is in the suite waiting and really has to take a dump, but she doesn't want to be rude to her new husband and interrupt him. She eventually decides to take a dump in the shoebox that she had for putting her bridal shoes in, and she hides the shoebox under the bed.

The groom finally comes out and the bride takes her turn in the bathroom getting ready. While the groom is waiting, he can't help but notice a strange smell, and starts walking around the room looking for its source. He finally discovers the shoebox under the bed. He opens it and exclaims, "Oh, my God! There's s*** in the box!"

And a muffled voice from the closet yells, "Quick! Turn her over!"

 

[holy king]

not that bad, but what has it got to do with sodomites burning in hell?

 

[Catharsis]

Two sodomites are burning in hell. One turns to the other and says, "I've heard of going 'hell for leather', but this is ridiculous!"

 

[Swedishguy]

A sodomite burning in hell had been burning in hell for a long time. So long that fungus had start to grow on him. That's how he got the nickname "vegimite".

Got it?

 

[Veritass]

So, these two sodomites insert a bar...

 

[CaveDweller]

What do you call a sodomite burning in hell?

It doesn't matter his ears have burned off.

 

[Swedishguy]

What's an eskimoe sodomite burning in hell? Not a real eskimoe, since their hell is made out of ice.

Badum-tisch.

 

[nonconformist]

How do you get four sodomites on a barstool?

Turnit upside down...

 

[Bartleby]

Why did the Sodomite cross the Burning Pit of Hell?

Spoiler :

To get to the other side.

 

[Ur_Vile_Wedge]

As stolen from Blackadder

"Do you know what the Lord God did to those Sodomites?"

"Couldn't have been much worse than what they did to each other."

 

[CaveDweller]

Two sodomites are burning in hell, sais one sodomite to the other ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Sodomite 1: "Man, this burns."
Sodomite2: Did you expect lube ? This is Hell"

 

[Veritass]

So this guy orders some grass topsoil and has it delivered, but when they install it, they do a sloppy job and leave gaps and it is uneven. The homeowner says to the contractor, "Do you mind packing that sod a might?"

And the contractor says, "That's no sodomite! That's just my assistant, Jose."

 

[Perfection]

This one time in Fiftychat, Fifty and I....