SonRisk 3: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and to Stab Black Holes

Centuries ago, the steppes of Mongolia were ruled by horse-rearing tribes who wandered across the plains. Then, Genghis Khan unified them and embarked on a campaign of world domination. Although he failed in this goal, his descendants would later become the ancestors of the Mughals, and the Mongols returned to becoming humble nomads.

Those days did not exist anymore.

Firuz Gulzar looked out over his chariot down at the Himalayan Mountains beneath him as he thought about this. Mongolia had changed. Only three years ago, the normal order of nature had existed, and man was the master of the beasts of the earth. However, a year before his father had died, news had come in of the appearance of a race of strange talking horses in Mongolia. Horses? No, they were too small to be horses: Ponies was a better term for them.

These Ponies, as he had learned, were not ordinary ponies who had somehow gained the ability to speak, but were a strange race apart, with strange hair colours and had special marks on their flanks indicating their own personal dharma (to borrow the closest concept from the pagans). Diplomats who had been dispatched to Mongolia even reported the existence of unicorns who practiced magic (or witchcraft?) and winged ponies who could walk on clouds. Looking at the pegasi (as the winged creatures were called), he also noticed that their heads also were distorted in comparison to an actual horse, presumably in order to fit a brain the size of a man's.

Although many Muslim zealots had advocated a war against these Ponies, calling them abominations, Firuz believed they could make valuable allies in times of war. Thus, he was on their way to Ikh Khüree to see their leader, who apparently combined the features of both Unicorns and Pegasi. This was a strange world, and perhaps the Almighty had somehow gained a strange sense of humour...

The Mughal Empire proposes an alliance with the Pony Horde.
 
I raise two armies in Sweden, move one to Denmark, one to Finland (Perkele!) and another one to Livonia.
 
Build 1 army in Scotland

Move that army into Northern England


Sorry I didn't make it for the first update. I'll try to remember from now on.

Interesting.

Oceania has an army in Northern England and controls both Southern and Northern England.

Oceania is at war with Scotland. Oceania has always been at war with Scotland.

Raise two armies in Northern England and send all three armies stationed there to attack Scotland.
 
Roleplaying is useless in SonRISK... :p
 
I am talking to Farsight. :p
 
Gran Colombia: 2 Divisions in Amazonas.
 
Raise one army in Virginia

Send one of the armies to claim Dixie, the other to defend.
 
Orders lock in 24 hours.

Just to confirm, ships do not travel instantaneously but CAN take border lands, with seas acting as unclaimable land that has to be passed through to get to the mainland?

If so they I guess my orders to try and take Queensland still stand and will merely take an extra turn to complete.

EDIT: Oh wait i can still place a second ship... so make that one head off to Fiji through the South Pacific

EDIT 2: Okay so now I realise It's like CiV and the Mooks/Divisions can travel by water but not fight in water. In which case a The unit being created and sent to FiJi is a Division/Land Unit
 
Only mooks can take turf. Boats exist so your enemy doesn't sink your landing party.
 
Just to confirm, ships do not travel instantaneously but CAN take border lands, with seas acting as unclaimable land that has to be passed through to get to the mainland?

Yes to the first part, no to the second. Ships can not take border lands.

EDIT 2: Okay so now I realise It's like CiV and the Mooks/Divisions can travel by water but not fight in water. In which case a The unit being created and sent to FiJi is a Division/Land Unit[/B]

Yes.
 
Build 1 army in Scotland

Move that army into Northern England

Oceania is at war with Scotland. Oceania has always been at war with Scotland.

Raise two armies in Northern England and send all three armies stationed there to attack Scotland.

Lurkers International Headline:

Scotland and England at war!
We never would have expected it!

:p

DT
Lurkers International :hide:
 
Oceania is at war with Scotland. Oceania has always been at war with Scotland. I do not know of this England you keep talking about, there is only Oceania and Airstrip One.

OCC: BTW, if you haven't worked it out, all the posts that are italicised are IC. Everything else, not so much.
 
OCC: BTW, if you haven't worked it out, all the posts that are italicised are IC. Everything else, not so much.
And where are bolded and underlined? :(
Italicised finally beat them?
 
And where are bolded and underlined? :(
Italicised finally beat them?

THE ADVENTURES OF THE FORMATTING CREW

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FORMATTING CREW
PART I

We're still here bro. We're just letting Italics spout that nonsense. Isn't that right Underline?

I don't care what you idiots do.

Yeah! Exactly!

...

Wait a second...

You son of a nasty person! I'm going to get you!
*jumps at Underline, however, Italic stands in front of him.*

Oceania is at war with Bold. Oceania has always been at war with bold.

It's all right Italics, you can talk OCC now, no one is going to take this seriously.

I do not know of this Italics you talk about. There is only Oceania and Airstrip One.

B...bu...but? :eek:

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ITALICS!?!?


WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ITALICS?
WHY IS THIS BEING POSTED IN AN IOT THREAD?
DOES ANYONE EVEN GIVE A CARP?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON,

THE ADVENTURES OF THE FORMATTING CREW.
 
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