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My cartographer tells me you're from Japan. When I asked where that is on the map, he angrily stabbed his assistant with a pencil.
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My cartographer tells me you're from Japan. When I asked where that is on the map, he angrily stabbed his assistant with a pencil.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
pencils werent invented. you mean stabbed with a sword?
Is it like ours?
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I'm a time traveler. He stabbed his inventor with one of the Sacred Pencils I brought from the Other Side.
He has seen been sacrificed to Kane, the God of War and the Sacred Crystals of Shambala.
Rule of thumb: No.
ilduce349
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Unfortunatly we don't have any maps of Europe, so wont be able to point you in the right direction...
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Maybe if my men keep sailing west, they'll get to you eventually.
Tani Coyote
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I see what you did there, Son! 
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
good luck organizing the logistics of such a thing. i dont think there's a wooden ship big enough for that, unless you stop over at lisbon to restock. (and even then, its close)
anyway, we have a complete map of the world. pay us 10 gold and we shall give it to you.
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I see what you did there, Son!
I hope you did because I certainly didn't.
Spaniards lack imagination.
I'm sorry, but your nation is so poor I'm afraid that sending that much gold at once will simply cause your economy to crash.
ilduce349
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I cull Bull****. No European has yet been allowed to enter Japanese waters, any ship that has tried has been sunk. However we are willing to allowed access to Albania if he can find us.
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Because the only things Iberians are good at are lying, drinking, and lying about how much they drink.
/Totally in-character
-King Salazar I
Tani Coyote
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The Enchilada Empire is proud to announce that Kenya has signed a trade agreement with it, thus helping secure good future relations.
Obviously OOC, but that would enable you to reach America before anyone else.
You sir, have just made my day with that.
Obviously OOC, but that would enable you to reach America before anyone else.
You sir, have just made my day with that.
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OOC: I truly wonder what the Enchilada Empire produces that Kenyans would want.
America? You mean the Continents of X certainly.
Tani Coyote
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Well, I'd imagine Knuckles taught his people quite a good deal of dishes, being some strange hybrid between Hispanic/Southern/Australian cultures... so, producing enchiladas would actually make sense.
That and confusing Echidna for Enchilada is a common joke from what I've seen.
I'll post something relevant to the game; we need orders from:
-Omega124 (he's on vacay if I recall so I'll automate him...)
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That and confusing Echidna for Enchilada is a common joke from what I've seen.
I'll post something relevant to the game; we need orders from:
-Omega124 (he's on vacay if I recall so I'll automate him...)
-Civ'ed
-Mad Man
-Double A
-Prospo
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
do i ahve a trade agreement with echinda? if not, would they agree to one?
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Did you forget the part where I banned Spain from the Central Mediterranean?
Tani Coyote
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Echidna Empire only has two slots open, so must wait until the next Turn.
However, a trade agreement would be workable, provided Albania doesn't cut the trade route(which would give both Enerjak and Spain alike a CB on them).
Failing that, it would be possible for trade to flow through the Salt Empire once it expands into North Africa.
However, a trade agreement would be workable, provided Albania doesn't cut the trade route(which would give both Enerjak and Spain alike a CB on them).
Failing that, it would be possible for trade to flow through the Salt Empire once it expands into North Africa.
ilduce349
(Financial, Philo)
how do you have 20 gold?
