SSNES: Fall of Wu'di

[Silver Steak]

Bravo, tossi!

No you sick little puppy,that is Fortune just a very lucky woman.Lady Luck.

Katrina is away and they have a Father-Daughter relationship.And although I would bone her,Seth aint that kind off a pervert.Namely another man is,but that is best left for the future.

I don't understand. Why am I best left for the future?

 

[Reno]

I knew you were pursuing some obscure hipi-like dream.My suspicions are confirmed that you were after the 4 elemental magicks.Damn you!And apparently some kind of hitleresque plan of an adept only nation.

Nothing Hippie-like or even remotely Nazi-ish either.

Just an attempt at the last chance that humanity might have is that no king or other controls over the magic academies.

And the Island of Wisdom (Which is what i'll call the council's dream from now on) is hardly adept only. Just that no others live there, and people with the spark come there to train. The organization wouldn't have conventional armies as everyone would be adepts.

Also, the Order of Tranquility is not a nation. (Per say)

In this way, there will be no academies left to fight over just one place where you can get training. Of cource, in cases such as that of the Republic. They will retain the scrolls because of agreenment to cooperate with us.

No comments from you, Steak?

 

[Silver Steak]

On what? The story? I am quite overwhelmed at the sudden story boom right now... I mean, after the previous update, you all went CRAZY with stories! Of course, I'm happy, but I don't get it! I feel like some sadistic overlord who whips his subjects and knead salt in their wounds, and then receives praise from the poor suffering subjects...

Visual representation needed: http://images.cafepress.com/product/39094843_240x240_F.jpg

 

[Silver Steak]

All right. I might as well break the news right away: I will be doing the update AS SOON as i return from school tomorrow, since I will be leaving the very evening until Sunday. This means I am very pressed for time, and it might hurt the update. In any case, all orders must be in by the time I begin, or they will be promptly ignored (in fact, I will delete them in order to avoid being distracted!).

I want to keep my record of providing updates regularily, and this warning is an attempt to salvage some of my honor in case I don't make it.

 

[Kozmos]

The sun was setting and night was falling on the city.Expectedly the air turned cold and the Keepers already started to lit the fires.It was nothing like the global cold in the years past but it would make the bums and whinos unhappy as their booze would freeze solid.It was a slight micro climate distrubance caused by the Big Kahuna spell during the siege.

In the Tower of the Great Satan(as it was called by his enemies) Seth was sitting on his throne.A frozen throne one could call it as it was covered in solid ice.He liked it that way,said it kept him cool at all times even when he recieved the worst news.

Hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......hrrggh.......
Seth has fallen asleep on it and was snoring. Loudly. He was drooling as well and could be heard ocassionally mumbling "Harahraham Jessica Alba...Lucy Liu yaama hamam".


In his left hand was a letter with the Soltyrian royal seal on it.His grip on it has loosened and it fell on the floor.Then the massive door in the throne room opened.The loud screech of the door opening woke Seth up and he quickly tried to wipe his drool,but it was in vain. It has frozen! Using his quick thinking and fire magic he melted the drool and wiped it before his Minister of Defense arrived.

Big Boss:King.
Seth:Boss.

Jack AKA Big Boss was the minister of defense and the right hand of Seth Dethos in all matters military.He is the second in command and has toured with Seth many battlefields.They were good friends,combat buddies as they would say it.Jack had an eyepatch on his right eye,which brought him respect from the people and military as well.It is unknown how he lost it,but stories are going around that he lost while fighting a crab in some cave during his days as an intelligence gatherer.

Big Boss:I can assume we are at war with the people of Soltyria.
Seth:Umm yeah,the letter is around here somewhere.Let me find it.
Big Boss:Umm King....
Seth:Just give me a second Jack its here damnit.
Big Boss:Your cape is on fire.
Seth:Uh what!?Yeargh aoohha auachaaf!!1!!!Argh my gonads are on fire!!!

Seth was acting frantic running around in circles and doing hectic barrel rolls.To his even further misfortune Baldrick his loyal servant heard his cries of pain.He stormed in the Throne Room and shouted "I shall save you my lord!".Instantly he started stomping on Seth Dethos to put out the fire,although he managed to put it out he obliterated Seths gonads in the process.

Seth*in a deep agonizing voice*:Get out or I'm going to crush your lungs,kill you and rape your skull.
Baldrick:Yes sire!

And as quickly as he got in,he got out.Boss gave Seth a helping hand and got him up on his legs,though he was barely standing form the pain.

Big Boss: Ouch man,that has got to hurt.
Seth: I can assure you it does.
Big Boss: Forget about the letter,lets get onto buisness,shall we?
Seth: Yes,lets get it over with. I have decided to activate the Morag Tong.
Big Boss: Urgh is that really neccesary?Do we really have to release the Beasts?
Seth: Watch your wording friend,they listen even now. Desperate times call for desperate measures. I would not use it if I didnt have to. All our hopes rest with it.
Big Boss: Hmmm I guess so.I shall send a monk of the order to inform the Grandmaster so he can prepare himself and his kind.In the mean time I will take the measures we planned in case something like this happened.
Seth: Good.It is settled then,also I would like you to make a draft version while I go talk to the people.I need a new cape.
Big Boss:Will do.

Seth stepped out on the balcony,the people were informed that the King would hold a speech and the many masses gathered wondering if the rumours are true.It was unusal to hold a speech so late in the night which worried the people even more.

People of Benethrezim! Listen and heed my words. Many of you are wondering if it is true. Sadly I must inform you that it is. We are now officially at war with people of Soltyria. I and the Senate tried to bargain with them, but they would have none of it. In the end they offered us an ultimatum. We would either give them our magic or we would meet on the fields of battle. I paused for a moment reflecting on the idea and considering the consequences. I even thought about giving in.

The crowd was visibly worried and edgy.

Then I said go to hell you coniving sons of *******!!!

The crowd was relieved and cheered knowing that the King has not sold out to the enemy.

The day they take our magic is the day they take our identity!The proud people of Benethim were entrusted with 4 magicks.Water,Death,Fire and Earth!Those magicks are ours by ancestral rights and they flow within every Benethim in one way or another!We cannot and will not bend over to get butsecksed by foreigners!!!They will have to take it and pry it from our cold dead anuses!!!Our cause is righteous and just.We will unite under a single banner and drive out the foreign meatbags from the Motherland!

An ear-shattering cheer came from the people but with a certain dose "O_O WTH!?".Though they knew it was nothing to worry about since Seth was always a little eccentric.

There are those who have stayed from the cause, our own blood and flesh have whored themselves to the soltyrian meatbags!They are known as Quizlings!Traitourous power hungry bastards who like to pop quizes to try and confuse the people with beurocracy while holding onto the power which has corrupted them.This will not go on for any longer.Henceforth with a heavy heart I issue the decree Six hundred and Sixty Six:

666. Every single Torini traitor is now an enemy of the Republic of Benethrezim. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate, show no mercy. For you would be shown none.

The people were riled up.Their eyes burned with hate and they were bloodthirsty for the blood of the traitors. Seth's work was done.

Go now to your homes and rest,for a great struggle for peace and survival await us all !

Seth turned around and left the balcony,as he was walking away he could hear the cheers of the mob and their calls for the death of Tori traitors echoing the big halls of the tower.
He headed towards the kitchen to get some eis-kream, a frosty dessert of the Benethrezim people. Baldrick intercepted him.

Baldrick:My Lord the Minister of Defense Jack told me to give you this draft version of the plan,he's out on a buisness trip.
Seth:Buisness trip?Right hand it over.....*glancing over the papers*......rolling circles?......wabbit hunters?.......CRAB BATTLE!!??

Baldrick did you acidentally lost the ministers plans and wrote this insane crap instead?

Baldrick:Nay my lord,I swear my life on this.
Seth: Damn I see he got off his medication then, him and I are going to have a looong talk when he gets back.

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Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six

 

[Kozmos]

Bravo, tossi!



I don't understand. Why am I best left for the future?

No it isnt you either.

 

[Silver Steak]

CRAB in a CAVE! Newgrounds FTW!

 

[Kozmos]

Yes,yes now go work on the update.

 

[Betrayed]

All right. I might as well break the news right away: I will be doing the update AS SOON as i return from school tomorrow, since I will be leaving the very evening until Sunday. This means I am very pressed for time, and it might hurt the update. In any case, all orders must be in by the time I begin, or they will be promptly ignored (in fact, I will delete them in order to avoid being distracted!).

I want to keep my record of providing updates regularily, and this warning is an attempt to salvage some of my honor in case I don't make it.

Work slave!

I also am going (propably) to our summer cottage this evening.

 

[Silver Steak]

Commencing update in a minute...

 

[Silver Steak]

Update 13 - 2013 FF The Year of Squirrel Meat

Update 13... Unlucky number? OH, YEAH!

SPOTLIGHT: Academy of Fire, City of Shaemar

The dormatories were all silent. The halls were shrouded in the night's darkness. A few teachers were walking to keep watch so none of the students went about the Academy complex at night. More than once, they had caught students raiding the pantry or engaged in "inappropriate activities". Such were inevitable in an institution where youth of both sexes were lodged. Still, the punishment was severe enough to discourage the most: being expelled was quite disgraceful for an Adept student.

This particular night, there were fewer patrols than usual, since the Shaemaran tradition of celebrating the year's newest spirits still continued even after the Soltyrians occupied the city. This was more like a common excuse to binge and horse about, and as many of the teachers were native Shaemarans, this meant a good chunk of the staff were "off duty" and not to be found in their beds or at their posts. Well, not in their own beds, anyway. More seriously, this night would be remembered for something far more dramatic than a teacher being spotted examining the wares down in the bordellos.

A door opened, and a hooded head bobbed out and turned both ways. The door shut again, and reopened a few moments later. The student was carrying a small candle, a vial, and a scroll. He looked both ways again, apparently pleased at the absense of patrols, sniffed his candle and went down the hall towards the heart of the complex. After leaving the dormatory wing, he uncapped his vial and emptied the contents, while still walking purposefully towards the Academy proper.

The main hall was naturally closed, and kept under guard. There was always the Gatekeeper, a burly bearded Shaemaran brute, who sat by the entrance with a worn club and a large square shiled. The student was apparently desiring to get inside the building, and snuck up in the shadows, until he was about thirty feet away from the gate. There he rolled out the scroll and studied it for a moment. Then he cast a simple spell that made the gates heat up and grate. This startled the Gatekeeper, who instantly took his torch and walked to check up on the noise. The student shifted into the form of a floating flame, and hid himslef in the torchfire.

The gatekeeper went inside, and soon came out again. Just as he turned, a flicker of light traveled from his torch, and further inside the building. Then the Shaemaran locked the gates again, and went back to his guardhouse.

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"I made it!" The student whispered between tight and blue lips. He was merely a boy, about fifteen years old, mayhaps. His eyes were changing color from brown, to yellow, to red. He breathed heavily, and was shaking uncotrollabily. Then he reached inside his simple but clean robe, and took out a tiny phial containing a viscous liquid. He stared at it for a second, then uncapped it in haste and emtied in one gulp. Then he began drawing in magic.

A minute after, the Gatekeeper was sent flying into the statue in the Academy plaza by a deafening blast. The Academy of Fire was aflame. The feasting and binging citizen of Shaemar bearely noticed, and the irony struck nobody. Afterwards, however, a tremendous shock and a grief struck Soltyira. The Wardruid's hopes for the Island of Tranquility seems all but dashed.


Global Events: The undeads are still marching. Nothing new, really. The cloud cover is finally over, and warm, refreshing sunlight floods the entire Southern Continent. Almost too much, really, since there has been sparse rainfall since the clouds vanished. It seems like the sunny weather only replaced the harsh cold. Still, there is plenty of moisture in the river valleys and coastal regions. But if this trend was to continue, the Southern Continent will see another climatic disaster in the form of a terrible draught. Oh, and the Grey Island is still moving southeast.

Spine of the World: Konahn has gone to war against the regional lord, tired of their squabbling and infighting. With the use of the new Totems and upgraded Wild Walkers, the campaign was a great success. Now the entirety of Konahn is under the firm rule of the Emperor again.

Islands: Felaskhar has started a project to co-operate with the Sea Serpents. The Sea Serpents are a species of dragonkin who live underwater. the Sea Serpents have been dormant for a long time, but the appearance of mareghar (?) has awakened them and their hunger. Now it looks like Felaskhar and the Sea Serpents will band together against the Empire

Which is struggling with domestic unrest and instability. Just after new year, one of the generals of Wu'di took over nearly half of the army and demanded reforms and the Emperor to resign. This turned into a violent civil war. Although the general had more martial might and know-how, the Emperor commanded his many Adept Soldiers. This tipped the sclae in the Empire's favor, and the rebel general was defeated and publicly executed. This, however, has given the people yet another reason to doubt the Empire and the insecurity still clings to the entire nation. Many think it's only a matter of time before the next rebellion ignites.

Borderlands: Pashawan has increased their army greatly, and won a few battles domestically as well. First, the Nature Adepts went out and helped the population grow crops and mingled with the dirt of the kingdom. The Adepts have also received increased funds to study, and the Academy of Pesh is seeing a golden age. Still, there is the threat of Shaba in the south, and many of the Adepts will likely fall on the battlefileds soon. That is, if the two parts do not come on better terms.

Shaba has taken a turn towards the chivalric. Their esteemed Shabows have gradually lost prestige to the new and profilic Bitran Knights. These knights, clad in full plate and armed with long lances and greatblades, are now the staplemark of the Shaban cavalry. Extremely powerful, and even more boisterous, the Knights follow a code of Honor and act pretty much like the champions they are. It remains to be seen how well they fare on the battlefield, but the aweful lol rumors about them is already spreading quickly.

Delenlor is no more. After a desperate fight for the Easting Pass and the Citadel of Sorrow, the Delenlori finally were defeated. First, General McKrawl resigned, and gave the power to the people. Then the republic with no name started mass recruiting the destitule commoners to man the barricades in a desperate effort to keep the Ramonians back. This was not to happen. After a full month of continuous bloodshed, the battle was won by the Ramonians. After years of fighting and falling on the western side of the Easting Pass, they managed to take and retake the Citadel for the glory of Ramon. Then, the bloodshed continued, as the Ramonian army slaughtered every Delenlori citizen and harried the fleeing further east into the heart of Delenlor itself. A massive surge of refugees moved as fast as they could northwards into RRRollux, where they have been peacefully allowed to stay. Only one question remains about the Delenlori: will Ramon continue to pursue them and fight Rollux as well?

Western Shelf: Shaemar continues its project to revolutionize the nation and bring about a golden age. They seem blissfully free of the terror that storms around them on both sides. Let us take a closer look at the Second Soltyrian war, or the Disappearance of Magic, as it has been named.


Winter: Benethrezim Morag Tong is activated. Plans are made in detail to strike at a series of vital targets in both Tori and soltyria. Seth Dethos proclaims the Republic of Benethrezim.

Spring: A few clashes between Benethrezim and Tori. Morag Tong agents assasinate profilic characters in the Tori Senate. Albeit the capture and execution of the agents, the Republic is tossed into a state of chaos. Aminds this, the Morag Tong successfully destroy the Academy of Earth, literally incinerating all the magical records. Soltyrian forces land on the Torinnin islands.

Early Summer: First contact between Benethrezim Riders of the Storm and the Soltyrian fleet. The former tried to sink the ships by forming great ice crystals and floating them up under the enemy. This was largely a failure, since the tactic was new and unusual for the Adepts. Benethrezim army mop up the remaining resistance in the southern regions.

Mid-Summer: the Academy of Fire in the city of Shaemar is destroyed by a Benethrezim Fire Adept undercover as a student. A similar attempt is averted by the Wardruids in the Academy of Nature in Cha'dra. In both cases, the agents were either killed or committed suicide.

Late Summer: Soltyrian forces split in two and land on the Turin peninsula. they proceed liberating the lands from Benethrezim rule with little or no resistance.

Fall: A series of small clashes are fought between the two, while Soltyria slowly but steadily advances on Drach'nyen.

Late Fall~Winter: The siege of Drach'nyen. Seth Dethos moves to his Tower of Great Satan and the Death Academy. His second-in-command and "combat buddy", Big Boss fights desperately against overwhelming odds, but in the end loses the Citadel to the Soltyrians.

Winter: Soltyrians carry away the Academy of water from Drach'nyen. They are currently being transported to their new destination.

After this year, the Morag Tong is left decimated, with almost no agents remaining alive. Although the agency is crippled, its final blow was a fierce one, one that might have robbed Soltyria and its Wardruids of their greatest dream. If the Republic of Benethrezim goes down like so many others, they did at least deal a critical strike on their victors.


That's it. I have no more time. Sorry for the sketchy update. yes, I know I have left out quite a bit, and the spotlight literally sucked. But that is beside the point: that I actually managed to do this update in THREE HOURS! HAH! Now start praising be again like the obedient subjects you are!

Oh, and the first one to badger me for a stat update will be "Scapegoat of the Turn" next update.

 

[jalapeno_dude]

I want a stat update! Well, not really...

And you can't do anything to me now!

 

[Erik Mesoy]

While I'm not about to beg a stat update, I would like for Pashawan to be moved to the PCs list with my name on it.


To Shaba
From Pashawan
We're sorry about the plague thing. Can we have peace now?

 

[Kozmos]

Nothing nervermind.Good update,I should have spent more time planning on how to repel the invasion instead of my crazy plans. *kisses lucky avatar*

Torches blazed and sacred chants were phrased
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

:dances:

BTW he is coming back to get you.Seth left a copy of Big Uns back in the tower. Hehe Big Uns.

 

[Azash]

Iron Maiden! WHOOO!

I wanted to ask for a stat update, but I won't due to your threats.

EDIT: Shame on you for the immoral spotlight hinting at teachers being rowdy. Just because of the Shaemaran booze tradition..

 

[Kozmos]

Oh and apologies on blowing up your former academy and death of the Shaemar inside it.I thought it was run by Soltyrians.

 

[Azash]

Well, it was slightly annoying, seeing as it was the basis of Shaemar tradition, but all is allowed in a desperate war.

 

[Azash]

BTW, Cleric, humour me and make a story featuring the phrase, "NO! That is NOT Seth Dethos!" (With Plisken/Solid Snake's voice )

 

[Kozmos]

That would be pretty hard to incorporate in a story,but we'll see.

 

[Reno]

Blasted! Well, atleast, I'll be able to somehow mend my plans for the Order of Tranquility, all is not lost. but it's a set back.

Oh and Cleric, do know that you will not be left alive for destroying my academy. No matter what you plan to do.