stAmen7NES2 - New Empires

OCC: :lol: Das, can you prove that it was my chickens? And to the rest of the people, what im about to do, might seem weird, but i got bored and decided it was time to do something fun again.

IC:

Mr. President?

Volum: What is it Amon Savag personal servant and back licker, and whats the point of wakeing me, im still tired, and unless something important has happend, im going to make a tester of the new Radioactive Chicken Ninjas weve been working on.

Amon: Youve been sleeping for a long time, sir.

Volum: Whats an extra few hours eh?

Amon: Well, you have been sleeping for 2 uppdates now.

Volum: Holy mother of Cleopatra, why didnt you wake me!

Amon: Noboddy dared sir.

Volum: Amon, you have guts for doing this, i want you to arrange it so all my other servants are fed to my Radioactive Chicken Ninjas.

Amon: Yes sir, do you want me to hire new ones to?

Volum: Yes do that, so, what has happend in the world?

Amon: Well, Germany is invading places, and Nazis and Commies have signed an alliance.

Volum: Oh dear, oh well, stuff happens. Hows our economy doing?

Amon: Its good enough

Volum: Thats not good enough, and what about my dear soldiers, they dont get any exercise, they just sit around and get fat, like you Amon. There is war, different places around in Europe, that would be a good place to get experience, Amon, i have decided, the great nation of Egypt will start and loan out soldiers, for money.

Amon: You mean, were going to send out mercenaries?

Volum: Yes, but to do so we will have to develope special elite soldiers, that are worth haveing. I want you to imediatley start a training program, makeing 500 000 of our soldiers into Elite Merenarie soldiers.

Amon : Yes sir, may i lick your back?

Volum: Not today, maybe tomorrow.

Orders:
Continue Nuclear Research
Increase Army
Egypt UU: Elite Egyptian Mercenarie: Fearsome troops who are well trained and armed, do not care who and what they are fighting for as long as they get paid. Amongst the best soldiers in the world.

Start Great Wonder: Mercenarie training center: This is where Egypt trains its famed and great Elite Mercenarie Soldiers, some of the best soldiers in the world is trained here. Converts 500 000 soldiers of mine into Elite Egyptian Mercenaries.

Diplo:

To the World
From Egypt:

Egypt is willing to leand out its Elite Egyptian Mercenarie soldiers, price and contract can be discussed. Contact us trough Allseas InternatioalMessaging: Volumisonaim

Or:

Modem Sending Net : Volumvus[at]hotmail.com

Remember to replace the [at] with @
 
OOC: Have I sent orders yet? If so, then I must change them.
 
OOC: das, about the Czech and Slovak thing... It is not so unbelievable that they would join forces. I mean HELLO?! THEIR COUNTRY HAS BEEN INVADED AND OCCUPIED! If they have to work together to repel the foreigners, then why wouldn't they do it???

Also, even in real life, they cooperated at the end of World War I to get independence from Austria-Hungary. The reasons that the Czechs and Slovaks had a falling-out were:
1. Difference between two regions in terms of industry and religion: Czechs were in the industrialized Bohemia/Moravia while Slovaks were in the agrarian Slovakia (kinda like, I guess, industrial north Italy and agrarian south Italy - at odds); Czechs were quite Protestant and Slovaks were Catholics. In addition, Czechs were "more advanced" and by standards also "more educated" than their Slovak counterparts, which generated even more animosity.
2. The Czechs quickly asserted their control over the new Czechoslovak Republic. The Slovaks sought at least a federal state in which both groups shared equal power, if not full independence for Slovakia. The Czechs said no - they held the control.
3. If, by your outrage at their cooperation in this NES, you refer to the Slovaks' willingness to become a puppet of Germany while Bohemia/Moravia were swallowed up into the Reich in 1938/1939, then I remind you that at the beginning, relations between Czechs and Slovaks were quite good (beginning as in at the end of WWI and immediately afterwards) and only then they began to quickly deteriorate to almost blatant hatred.
4. I remind you that this is not totally real-life. Even if in real-life the Czechs and Slovaks hated each other since the beginning of time, this is not real-life, although it is based loosely-to-moderately on real-life. In reality, in 1938, the Communists and Nationalists in China were only beginning their struggle. If you're going to protest the Czech-Slovak friendship or lack of animosity, then why not protest China as being Communist already?
You see my point?

IC:

From Britain
To Austria and Czechoslovakia:
Don't worry we're going to help you. Keep fighting to get your country and independence back!

To Poland and Hungary: *SECRET*
Now it is obvious that you are also in danger. Continue building up your arms and fortify your borders, if you haven't already.
 
Okay, fine. I don't have AIM or MSN, but if you have AIM you can talk to a humble AOLer such as myself:

Chillinpenguinz
 
added. I have AOL, I think, somwhere lol, atleast had... :lol:your not online ;)
I wodner whats your problem with giving the nick...
 
India

Orders
- continue wonder, Mahatma's Factory
- increase army size
 
My problem USED TO be that I couldn't download MSN or AIM wihout weird side effects on my comp. But now I know at least AIM can chat with me.:)
 
OOC: As far as I remember, Czechs and Slovaks hated each other because they did so before, kinda like Germans and Russians. They struggled independantly against the Austro-Hungarians because they hated Germans as well as each other. In the real life, when Germans invaded Czechoslavia, need I remind you they did not stand together to repel their enemy. I protest this because the Czechs and Slovaks begun hating each other before the PoD, and it doesn't seem they had a very different history, as they still wounded up governed by Austro-Hungary in 1914. Which is weird (not the only problem I have with this scenario. If Byzantine Empire didn't fall, Russia would probably not be united, or at least considerably smaller by 20th century. And Austro-Hungary would never have appeared if Ottomans didn't conquer Hungary).
 
OOC: Yeah, I know that they didn't stand together when the Germans invaded. I pointed that out in my earlier post.
And, as far as I recall, they did not always hate each other, or if they did it was not nearly as obvious or noticeable until the Czechoslovak state was formed, when the ethnic composition of the republic was already a serious problem and the Czechs consolidated power with themselves and did not share much, if anything, with the Slovaks.
And I don't really know what "PoD" is so I can't really say anything about that.

Anyways, I still say that it's not totally inconceivable that the two groups would cooperate. And the fact that, in this NES, the Germans invaded WITHOUT proposing an autonomous Slovakia under German puppetteering (as they did in real life, which is also the reason that in real life the Slovaks did little or nothing at all to resist the dissolution of Czechoslovakia) and did so while condemning them as rebels that should be crushed immediately only makes the Czech-and-Slovak cooperation in resisting the occupation even more legitimate.
True, maybe amenhotep COULD have possibly tried to make the Czechoslovak internal situation a bit more parallel to real life but he didn't (or maybe didnt have a chance to, what with the invasion :p ). And maybe I'm saying all this because I am allied to Czechoslovakia but still... just deal with what's there and deal with the situations.

OK I'm done talking about that subject on the forums. If you wanna discuss it more w/ me, then let's do it privately via PM or AIM cuz I just got off a ban and I have no intention of getting banned again for spamming or whatever.



I'm sending orders right now, amen.
 
I will be gone from July 23 to July 31. NPC me untill then, but reserve my country so no one takes France.
 
Ya. Zululand's open.:)
 
Update today. Last call for orders.
 
Greater Australian Commonwealth
Ruler: Prime Minister Nicholas Sherman/Tyrion
Representative Democracy
Economy: 22
Army: 800,000
Navy: 500
AF:200
UU:
Wonders: Sydney Opera House. Increases tourism (economy). 2/3
Trade Routes: Canada (2) Spain (2) Egypt (2) India (1) Tibet (1)

OOC: Can you update trade routes. I started one with america.

Orders:
12 into finishing opera house.
Use rest to increase economy.
 
ETA for update: About 3:00 PM EST.
 
Well, chances are that I'll update stats today and post the story first thing tommorow morning. Lemme tell ya, the plot thickens. Alot.
 
Amenhotep, if u dont post the story today, i'll start a propanganda campaign agaisnt u! ;)
 
Okay, okay. Just feeling a little lazy today, is all. Got a new game, y'know?
 
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