stDarNES1: Stars!

i guess ill take the Vakkra... though it will take me a while to make sense of all those numbers and words... this truely is an NES made by aliens (btw darwin you are now an alien gnome :p )
 
ah bummer :( oh well ill watch from the sidelines i guess... any chance for a rebellion anywhere, ill start a rebelion against anyone who has Empire in their name :p just to be starwars like
 
There's the Jaenar Empire run by andis, Kal'thzar's Miria is an empire, and Trinity (TerrisH) is an imperial republic, as well as being the largest faction.

WHEN'S THE UPDATE??
 
ah bummer oh well ill watch from the sidelines i guess... any chance for a rebellion anywhere, ill start a rebelion against anyone who has Empire in their name just to be starwars like

I would like to warn you that I currently have one of the most powerfull, if not THE most powerfull fleets in existance.
 
yea but you dont have Empire in your name and your confidence isn't barely-tolerating :p other hand andis... :evil:
 
I apologize for my absence. I've been out in northern Maine for my job since sunday morning. I'll catch up on the thread, and process the update today/tomorrow.
 
Kentharu said:
yea but you dont have Empire in your name and your confidence isn't barely-tolerating :p other hand andis... :evil:
make my day, and try. I would LOVE to have an excuse to start a genocide :D
 
OOC (?)

to: Jaenar Empire AND the Young Rebel MC, Kentharu
from: Republic of ZIB

can i offer the republic's service as witnesses?

we can also offer, ALMOST free of charge, to supply both parties with shooting pistols, a Judge to declare legally that there will be no breaking of the law and a Doctor to declare the winner (the one that is not face down in the mud :devil: )
 
i have gnomes baby! you can't top my gnome special forces, they shall disable your forces... in the night (though it would always be night in space right?)

so Darwin, mr gnome-alien... am i aloud (not allowed :p ) to start a rebelion?
 
it was a long night for the Emperor. Nightmares have been plaguing his sleep.
in them he saw mighty giants with no beards and even bigger watches shrink into subatomic size.
In his dreams he saw small, crafty looking, people, assemble and demolish huge statues that were all mustachoid.
at the bottom of all those statues were a few lines, engraved, in a cryptograph he couldnt dechyper.
who can say what E=MC2 equals?
suddenly, one of those little people, seemed to open his mouth and scream.
bewildered, the Emperor snapped on his universal translator.
what he heard made VERY little sense:
the idiots are acoming....
burn everything!!!!
run for your lives before those crazed skirted, flame bearded maniacs come.
bury your :beer: and shut down the tea-houses,
for all the kissing booths shall soon be overcome with joy and happiness,
run away oh mighty Dinsog, run away from the might of the bouncing baby and his horde of little green men.
it was a VERY strange dream, thought his highness.

the very next day, his 1pm appointment looked oddly familiar.
it was a tiny man, dressed in a tinkers cloths.
he has come asking for support for his cause.

Noble sire, i am the leader of a minor house, long dispossesed of our formerly mighty empire.
it is our wish to rise once more to the fore of mankind.
will you grant us a system to call our own?

nodding sagely, his highness simply said - NO. remove this insolent dwarf from my sight.

AHhhh, mylord, I AM NO DWARF. i am a gnome!
and i shall not be touched by mere mortals!

and in a puff of smmoke he dissappeared.

sighing from relief, the Emperor said, round up all those gnomes.
if they can do this at my own home, imagine what they could do for the troops.
HIRE THEM ALL AS MAGICIANS!!!!

and if they want a system, tell them we will help them.
maybe one in the future.
if they shall swear alligence to me, they shall be allowed to trick or treat everyday of the year!

and if the rebel....
SO BE IT!!!
 
Kentharu said:
you can't top my gnome special forces, they shall disable your forces... in the night (though it would always be night in space right?)
Other way round, actually. Your local sun is almost guaranteed to be visible. Fighting on the nightside of the planet is the only place where it would be 'night'; anywhere else is day. Hence, any point outside of the ecliptic (the plane the planets travel through) is continually day.

Poor little gnome special forces. :p

And now:
WHEN IS THE UPDATE??
 
These are notes taken from the diaries of Captain Samuel Holding, Z.I.S.S. Farrell.

211 Imperial said:
we have received orders today to pull out our escorts from both Alphera and Atanka.
I don’t like this one bit. The Vakkra, may Jah implode their ships upon sight, are getting increasingly active, and are rumored to be heading our way.
Granted, I see HQ’s reasoning at defending the pivotal Farrel System, but we are leaving almost 6500 souls to the mercy of Jah, and the Emperor, bless him :worship:.
Why cant we devout more funds to defending these brave men and women?
I am sure that all those aboard the Farrel Fleet would volunteer to stay at the endangered systems, holding off attacks till we can evacuate the civilians.
It is my hope that we find more funds next fiscal cycle to defend those systems.

211 Imperial said:
Today I got word that the Lone ranger, those dear friends, have breached the long haul.
I gave the order to double the troops daily Ganja, and that all ships’ captains hold a ceremony in their honour.
We are extremely proud, and I have given orders that 100 hectare plots be granted to each crew member on Atanka, along with a life long exemption from taxes.

We also started commissioning our very own, first SoundSystem Crew.
It shall be called Scratch Perverts, and shall focous upon our very own style.
Tis’ indeed a proud moment for our system.

I am inclined to send these marvelous men back to Zadon, to show those city folk, what REAL Rastafarian people can do!

211 Imperial said:
No sightings of Vakkra, or Scourge, for too long.
I’m getting uneasy just waiting for the next outbreak.
I’m almost feeling relieved regarding yesterdays report from the Lone Ranger, regarding some Scourge readings at Braedi.
I will reinforce our outer system patrols, and seal the Stellar Tube for now.

The troops are getting restless, so this is a great opportunity to strengthen morale and discipline.

211 Imperial said:
The Lone Ranger reported a few days back of Scourge sightings. The report has been forwarded to HQ, but still no reply.
I hope HQ take it seriously, as I think we would be sorely pressed to contain an outbreak.
I also hope that my request for more funds to bolster the defences meets with approval.
 
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