Stereotypes about UKers

[Bartleby]

The Welsh are given to having carnival knowlege with sheep.
Until very recently, everyone in Northern Ireland was a terrorist.

 

[sysyphus]

The British mindset is simple:

China and Korea: same thing

Australia and New Zealand: same thing

Germany and Austria: same thing

Canada and USA: same thing

Zimbabwe and Bolivia: same thing

Manchester and Liverpool: Complete polar opposite cultures whom share absolutely nothing in common whatsoever. It's so bloody obvious, how could you not possibly tell?

 

[Disenfrancised]

The British mindset is simple:

China and Korea: same thing

Australia and New Zealand: same thing

Germany and Austria: same thing

Canada and USA: same thing

Zimbabwe and Bolivia: same thing

Manchester and Liverpool: Complete polar opposite cultures whom share absolutely nothing in common whatsoever. It's so bloody obvious, how could you not possibly tell?

I'm not seeing your point...those are all just statements of fact .

 

[Truronian]

Here in the West Cooountryyyy we are a bunch of farmers who drive combine harvesters and drink cider. All right my luuuuverrr?????

I'm good me 'ansom, though you forgot our fondness for smuggling, piracy and our cousins.

 

[Rambuchan]

What does an Essex girl say after sex?

Spoiler :

'So, are you all in the same football league?'

 

[Rossiya]

Londoners are the best out of all.

...says the Londoner...

Best multiculturalism, ie Little Italy, Clerkenwell, Islington

...where the dream started...

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

I'd definitely agree on the turning your house into a shrine of whichever scouse team your friend doesn't support.

More excellent scouse parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqPzSo5rpkU

 

[GenMarshall]

What does an Essex girl say after sex?

Spoiler :

'So, are you all in the same football league?'

What happens if you answer "None, I don't belong in a football leaque"?

 

[classical_hero]

It means that they are easy girls.

Naturally most Poms are whingers. Also they butcher the English language, like so other country has been able to. The always miss the 'h' and 't' is words. So they are not British, but Bri'is.

 

[Rossiya]

The British mindset is simple:

China and Korea: same thing

Australia and New Zealand: same thing

Germany and Austria: same thing

Canada and USA: same thing

Zimbabwe and Bolivia: same thing

Manchester and Liverpool: Complete polar opposite cultures whom share absolutely nothing in common whatsoever. It's so bloody obvious, how could you not possibly tell?

How can you say that, being Canadian?

 

[Catharsis]

The way to endear yourself to a Liverpudlian, Fifty, is to erect a shrine in your house dedicated to this man:

Scousers love this guy. In fact, your Scouse acquaintance might actually physically rip the shrine apart because he feels unworthy to be in this great man's presence.

 

[Gilder]

Anyone who speaks like they're from England are revered as all-knowing gods in the US.

 

[sysyphus]

What does an Essex girl say after sex?

Spoiler :

'So, are you all in the same football league?'

Easy there, my wife was born in Chelmsford. Don't make me come over there.

How can you say that, being Canadian?

Pretty simple really, we Canadians will stop at nothing when it comes to making arrogant statements about other countries, not even the mother country.

 

[bob bobato]

For some reason I keep on thinking that all british people are anthromorphic mice from the 19th century who speak with british accents(obviously). Or that they're leprauchauns (Yes, I know thats Irish, though a lot of people I know cant tell the difference between scots and Irish, so thats pretty good).

we Canadians will stop at nothing when it comes to making arrogant statements about other countries, not even the mother country.

UK isn't the mother country anymore. Too bad, it would be so cute if Canada was considered part of the British Empire, and we all spoke with cute little accents, and we had nobles and Princes of Alberta and Lord Mayors of Montreal.

 

[classical_hero]

The way to endear yourself to a Liverpudlian, Fifty, is to erect a shrine in your house dedicated to this man:

Scousers love this guy. In fact, your Scouse acquaintance might actually physically rip the shrine apart because he feels unworthy to be in this great man's presence.

You sure do know how to get a scouser mad. But any Mancurian will love that idea.

 

[sysyphus]

UK isn't the mother country anymore. Too bad, it would be so cute if Canada was considered part of the British Empire, and we all spoke with cute little accents, and we had nobles and Princes of Alberta and Lord Mayors of Montreal.

They are still the mother country, we just don't live at home anymore.

France too BTW.

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

They are obsessed with gardens (relative to most other countries) and flood Canadian garden centres every spring.

They add 'r's at the end of words in annoying ways (idea = idear, Bosnia = Bosniar, Korea = career)

 

[Abaddon]

We know we are better than all of you.. but gave it all up because we got bored?

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

They are still the mother country, we just don't live at home anymore.

France too BTW.

Well then, I must be the bastard child of the mother's affair with Poland.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Not true (see the posts above). The purpose of these bars, which are veritable two-bite heart attacks, is to keep the numbers of Scotsmen down of course!

An odd tactic, considering the amount of alcohol Scotsmen drink, the amount of fried food we eat, the fact we get worked up about rival football teams from the same city...

I mean really, we have the heart-problem causes covered.