stJNESX: From Bad to Good

[tossi]

Bronze Age: Spearmen, chariots, clubmen, and archers. Metallurgy and irrigation appear.

What Jason says

@Jason: Thanks . I think there is a good chance that Cyprus will become my third Somalia.

@das: What game is that?

 

[conehead234]

Kiev
Ruler/Player:King Ivan/conehead
Tribal Concil
Age: Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 500 Clubmen, 100 archers
Navy: 5 Galleys (if no landlocked)
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistant (until writing)
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:

Start me around the Kiev area.

 

[Amenhotep7]

Crap. I didn't know we had to pick a nation fitting the time frame. I thought this was like civ where you could play as the USA in 4000 BC. Oh well. Start me off in Knossos,Crete, as I am:

Nation: Minoa
Ruler/Player: King Minos
Government: Despotism
Age: Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 500 Clubmen, 100 archers
Navy: 5 Galleys (if no landlocked)
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistant (until writing)
UU:
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:

 

[alex994]

@das, u still have EMpire Earth?

 

[Jason The King]

*alright amen, thanks.

*das, being a Jew is not a nationality. Maybe it was back in Judea or Solomons kingdom, but a Jew is not a nationality anymore. What you probably meant was ethnicity, and still that is arguable. A Jew can be a descendent of the Hebrew people, and/or a follower of Judaism (see Seinfield, or see here).

*Update comes between 5 and 8 hours.

 

[Cuivienen]

Nation: Massilia
Ruler/Player: Queen Alemnia/Cuivienen
Government: Despotism
Age: Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 500 Clubmen, 100 Archers
Navy: 5 Galleys
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistant
UU: Flame Archers (uses burning arrows -- increased attack/destructive power)
Confidence: Okay
Wonders:

 

[Jason The King]

where is that, cuivienen? Southern France?

 

[Oruc]

Nope!

 

[aaminion00]

Siam
Ruler/Player: King Mongkut/AAminion00
Monarchy
Age: Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 500 Clubmen, 100 archers
Navy: 5 Galleys (if no landlocked)
Religion: Polytheism
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistant (until writing)
UU: Ayatthuyan Archers
Confidence: Okay
Wonders: none

 

[MattyB2]

Emu Started Next To Me! Omfg! Not Again (stjnes8)

 

[Oruc]

Nope!

 

[MattyB2]

port + aragorn all over again

 

[erez87]

No it's not, were not even neighborse. Besides this time i'm not a naval country.

 

[das]

@das, u still have EMpire Earth?

Yeah, I do. I have a rather bad quality computer right now, and Empire Earth is one of the things that works there.

Erez, our UU is a chariot...

As for the swords there, well, can't some of us have bronze swords despite Jason omitting these? If not, then we stole them from some random passerbye or something...

 

[erez87]

In Age of Empires ShortSwordman show up in Bronze age...

Empire Earth is an Ok game... good for some action...

Das your UU is a chariot but you have 0 UU and 0 Chariots... Got the idea of what I mean?

 

[Jason The King]

You can make swords out of bronze (egypt did it), but they are almost useless since bronze is so soft.

 

[MattyB2]

Icarus (law abiding citizen) part 2


Icarus woke up the next day, he felt different he wanted to explore, looking out of his window he saw the cave, shrouded by mist even though it was a bright sunny morning. On a path outside his house he saw a man, he had one of those new fangaled bronze swords, just then he saw another man holding a club. The man with the sword did all this fancy work and stabbed the other man with it. The bronze blade shattered, the man later died due to getting clubbed ....


anyway, the boy woke up, saw a cave ... and felt inquisitive. Going to the cave he could feel a diferent mood about this place, as if the wind had gone all cold ... shrugging his shoulders he carried on, entering the cold e could hardly see a thing, but at the end of the tunnel there seemed to be a faint light flickering, it was a long way down ...

 

[das]

Erez, that doesn't mean I can't post a cool screenshot with chariots in it...

Jason, even if they are useless, they're still good for the show...

 

[MattyB2]

Andreas (politics) part 1


Andreas was in his study, he was thinking, he didn't usually think, it brought about bad things. He was sitting in a room covered in strange furnishings regarding his adventures, he had walked to the edge of the country, up to the great sea. He had fish and gazelle heads, hunting javellins and bronze swords. He was a rich man, and this room showed it. Sadly though he was one who had modern ways of thinking, at times like this people like him were looked down upon. No one listened to the tribal leader apart from the cream of the city.

He wanted am election process so that the tribe could actually make money so that they could make use of the metals from the ground. All people cared about was the strongest, biggest or sharpest. To put it bluntly it was pure anarchy.

He was one of the people closest to Matty, he was one of mattys advisors the only problem was if anything unrelated to food or war people would get angry which made running a city a hard job. Hopefully this was about to change, a large country had been spotted to the north. Hopefully these people would persuade the Athenians to change there ways.

edit: im only 13 ... give me a break

 

[Sheep]

Rome
Ceaser/ Sheep2 (all Rulers of Rome take the name Ceaser
Government: Despotism
Age: Bronze Age
Economy: Stable, Uncontrolled
Army: 500 Clubmen, 100 archers
Navy: 5 Galleys
Religion: Roman Paganism.
Culture: Okay
Education: Nonexistant (until writing)
UU: Centurions, 50
This elite unit ae bigger, stronger and meaner than yours.
Confidence: Okay
Wonders: