The reign of IgorII, the Insane, began in a normal way, with little to foreshadow the coming chaos. Igor sat on his throne and thought "I'm the most powerful peep in the world and I've got eight whompin' cities (or nine, Igor was never very educated; he tended to behead the insolent royal tutors). He decided he needed more powerful boats to impress
Lizzie (that runway show had his hormones all in a rage). Lizzie had something never before seen in the known world, cleavage.
A venerable entertainer bribed the chamberlin for admittance to the royal quarters. He feated the ruler with tales of a magic. Unfortunately, Igor had been into the cermonial wine again and could remember the exact details of what direcion he gave the merchant. Shortly thereafter the chamberlin reported that some new technology had been discovered.
Alex, our "friend" came calling with some tale about a "magic firestick' that could make a big sound and put big holes in the chests of our opponents. Against the advice of the sages, Igor gifted him our philosophy and our music in return for the secret of magic firesticks.
In time, just beating the deadline in the who wants to live until 50 competition, a scientist put forth an idea that parts of similar machines could be interchangeable and thus one could be used to repair another. this lead to a great increase in productivity throughout the lands.
meanwhile the thoughts of lizzie and her cleavage preyed upon igor II.
Another scientist, who wished to live to old age started working on some periodic chart (the scrolls are faulty, but it appears his name was tubs) thingy. igor was not impressed with this until he learned that his floatie things could now throw iron balls in the manner of magic firesticks.
Alas the twilight of IgorII's reign was filled with insanity. The sight of Lizzie and her cleavage pushed him over the edge and he began to make foolish decisions.
To wit:
Hot Lizzie asks for Liberalism. That corset thingy pushed Igor over the edge and he gifts it to her in anticipation of an "alliance" While thus distracted, he trades Alex paper so he stops trading with Asoka. Bipolar disease sets in and igor then trades Asoka Scientific Method to declare on Saladin. Lizzie founds S in her lands which cause a trade to Lizzie for something to convert to Judaism. The mess continures with a trade of chem, education, printing press to Freddie in return for stop trading with julius, war with Sal, WM, 20g. final pyschosis sets in with a trade asoka econ to adopt free speech and caste system. In his small little brain, Igor thinks, "they love me now".
With a final gaze at Lizzie's portrait and cleavage, Igor II sets down his last will and testemant. "let us not enter into entangling alliances. Let us forgoe the lure of the cleavage. Lizzie is a witch who will never give it up." with those profundities, IgorII passed into history.
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