SW9 - Malicious Mali

[Admiral Kutzov]

one more day please. kid got sick. ugly sick

 

[soul_warrior]

make da young un well first AK.
health and happiness

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/SW9_AD-1750.Civ4SavedGameT

SECRET TRANSCRIPT OF CONVERSATION BETWEEN THE ROYAL CHAMBERLIN AND THE SERGEANT AT ARMS. Given to His Majesty circa 1725.

SGT: "M'lord, Baron Igor of the diplomatic corps most humbly begs audience to present something called Plan Rainbow."

RC: "Did he pay you?"

SGT: "Yes, m'lord."

RC: "How much?"

SGT: "Twenty five gold pieces m'lord."

RC: "Tis not enough. Go demand more"

(SGT exits office. Returns several minutes later, shaking and sweating.)

SGT: "Mmmm'lord. He, (long pause), says he will not pay one pence more."

RC: "WHAT? The idiot must have lost his marbles again!"

SGT: "M'lord, he sayeth that the time of the corrupt court is nearing an end."

RC: "WHAT? The idiot hath lost all the marbles! Go fetch the Executioner, methinks there is business for him."

SGT: "M'lord that would not be wise."

RC: "WHAT? Thou art as daft as Igor!"

SGT: "M'lord thou hearing apears to be failing. But Baron Igor claims the patronage of the Soul Warrior and that he hath returned!"

RC: "A tale to frighten naughty children. Balderdash."

SGT: "M'lord, he produced the signet ring of the Warrior. It is here."

Transcript ends suddenly as secret scribe kicks over candle, igniting fire in the chambers. Royal Chamberlin found dead with an unusual tatoo

Spoiler :

Turn 255 (1725 AD)
AK: Alex is willing to stop trading with Freddie for a good bribe.
AK: Liz is also hoarding Constitution and Rifles.
AK: I can get corporation in three as a monopoly (I think). So, I do the deed.
Research begun: Constitution
Research begun: Corporation
AK: This game looks like it is all about the money, honey.
Kumbi Saleh finishes: Observatory
Gao grows: 17
Niani's borders expand
Awdaghost finishes: Lighthouse
Tadmekka grows: 3

Turn 256 (1730 AD)
Kumbi Saleh begins: Musketman
Awdaghost begins: Worker
Timbuktu grows: 16

Turn 257 (1735 AD)
Timbuktu finishes: Hermitage

Turn 258 (1740 AD)
Timbuktu begins: Frigate

Turn 258 (1740 AD)
Tech learned: Constitution
Gao finishes: University

Turn 259 (1745 AD)
Gao begins: Bank
Timbuktu finishes: Frigate
Kumbi Saleh's borders expand
Kumbi Saleh finishes: Musketman
Walata grows: 15

Turn 260 (1750 AD)
Timbuktu begins: Jewish Missionary
Kumbi Saleh begins: Jewish Missionary

 

[Locky III]

The Patch works. The Patch works. I am back.

So whenever I can, Im ready to play again.

 

[soul_warrior]

St George must the mighty arsenal of locky.

go forth and multiply

bring Igor and the dead chamberlain honour and glory.


good to have you back

 

[Locky III]

I'm taking this save. Hope no one minds.

 

[Whomp]

Go Locki!!

 

[Locky III]

Don't have time for story now. But will post later.

Highlights: Researched Rifiling, and Electricity. Got a Great Prophet and he built the Kashi Vishnu thingy. Still running 100% science at a profit (not prophet lol).

Heres the save.

 

[soul_warrior]

back ith internet connewction.
buzzed.

will grab this (finally ) tomorrow morning (8+ hours or so)

 

[soul_warrior]

Spoiler :

for the log
Turn 270 (1800 AD)
Timbuktu finishes: Rifleman
Wang Xizhi (Great Artist) born in Timbuktu

Turn 271 (1802 AD)
Timbuktu begins: Rifleman
Walata finishes: Colosseum

Turn 272 (1804 AD)
Walata begins: Jewish Temple
Judaism has spread: York (English Empire)
Djenne finishes: Theatre

Turn 273 (1806 AD)
Djenne begins: Observatory
Timbuktu finishes: Rifleman

Turn 274 (1808 AD)
Timbuktu begins: Globe Theatre
Antoine Laurent Lavoisier (Great Scientist) born in Kumbi Saleh
Niani finishes: Granary

Turn 275 (1810 AD)
Niani begins: Jewish Temple
Tech learned: Medicine
Walata finishes: Jewish Temple
Niani grows: 6
Niani finishes: Jewish Temple

Turn 276 (1812 AD)
Research begun: Radio
Walata begins: Jewish Synagogue
Niani begins: Library
Gao finishes: Rifleman

Turn 277 (1814 AD)
Gao begins: Hospital
Gao grows: 18

Turn 278 (1816 AD)
Awdaghost finishes: Granary

Turn 279 (1818 AD)
Awdaghost begins: Grenadier

Jane was famished.
someone told her that someday, her prince will come.
he was supposed to ride a white whale skin caddy and wear a purple hat.
she loved purple. it was her favavorite colour.

she kept waiting, even though all her friends told her she was crazy.
and in a manner of speaking - she was.
who would, in thier right mind, hope to out do a scandinavian god and the simplicity that is simply - igor?
no one.

but she was adamant.
her prince will come for her, and then they will all regret taunting her!!!

she decided that she had to take some action though.
she was already 34, and her friends have all found mates and even got kids.
she would have none of that. she was a virgin, waiting for her prince.
but biology works in weird ways, and all she could here these days was the great chiming bells of the cathedral go:
Ding Dong, Ding Dong, Ding Dong,

so she went to consult her rabbi.

after a few minutes of talking to Jane, Rabbi Moses decided he had heard enough.

You're crazy child! simply K.N.U.T.S.
go home, listen to your mom. she knows best.
trust me when i say youll be married within 3 months.

as she left the rabbi's office she saw a poster, in which a handsome, dashing, young artist called ELVIS was shown.

what a marvel, she sighed, i will never meet such a marvelous man, NEVER.

that night, her best friend Ofra, called her.
Guess what i've got?
what?, sighed the lovesick Jane, what can possibly cheer me up?
you wont believe me, but in the shop? as in right now?
WHAT?
its that new guy, signing his LPs. Hes SOOO cute.
you must get here.
NOW.
and wear something nice.

23 minutes later.
Jane enters the shop, sees ELVIS, swoons and feints.

2 minutes after that, she wakes up, looking straight into those beutiful brown eyes.

several moments pass in silence.

hi, Im Elvis.
i know. im jane.
yeah. you ok?
i am now (with a wean smile)
care for a cake? you fell, and the medic her says its sugar you need.
thanks. i would love to have some cake with you.

3 months pass and the happy couple is married.

it is believed that within a year they shall make he dream of so many young girls come true,
building a shrine to the impossibilty of love at first sight.

info -
medicine in. radio (and rock and roll) in 3.
peace in our times.
declined Asoka's attempt to lure us into an arabian war.
built some units, more happy and cash builds.

coverted York to Judaism.
we have a great Sci in timbuktu waiting for something. oops. he joined it as a super spec.

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

Roster:
soul warrior- Return of the King
Methos- UP!
Darwin-
whomp-
Igor -
Locki III -
MjM- ???

 

[Whomp]

An Elvis sighting!! Always a pleasure to see the Soul Dude back in the mix!

 

[Methos]

Got it....

 

[Methos]

Go ahead and skip me this time around. Too busy and won't be able to get to it for another day or so. Sorry.

 

[Darwin420]

That's fine, Methos. I won't have time 'till this weekend.

 

[Darwin420]

Sorry guys. I got paged out over the weekend (frickin' pager). Skip me, please.

 

[Whomp]

I will be gone from the 14th through the 21st so I'll need a skip here as well.

 

[Methos]

Well I won't be able to play for at least a day, if not longer. Definitely on Wednesday, but I'm unsure prior to that.

 

[soul_warrior]

Roster:
soul warrior- waiting eagerly
Methos- UP! wendesday?
Darwin- skip
whomp- out 14th-21st
Igor - on deck
Locki III -
MjM- ??? - gone from here to better places.

 

[Darwin420]

If I can get to it tonight, I will, but no promises. My band's pretty darn busy this week prepping for a show.