talonNES: MES/NES III

[talonschild]

@Arrow: Did I forget? Ah well, fixed.

You did not waste a spell slot; never did I specify a number of spells. Feel free to add more when there is a reasonably plausible excuse to do so.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Say to the lead soldier: "Whars thar barze?"

 

[Milarqui]

I awake from my slumber and tredge slowly for the gate after putting on all of my clothes. I look at the whole crowd and start to check out for threats, letting my partners do the talking.

I check what weapons the soldiers are carrying using my glasses, and remain vigilant. If they try to use them against us, use a Technological Communion spell on the weapons to convince them not to work.

OOC: BTW, I had an idea that we could have done the "modular" system by using PMs a lot, trading short stories between the mod and the players about what's going on and then publishing the stories. Other possibility would be that each mission has an "expected time extension" and then players say what they plan to do for each game day. Makes for good, shorter updates.

 

[SamSniped]

After waking up, I say to everyone, "Don't argue with what I say, and let me solve this problem. Just go with it."
I then walk out qnd greet the soldiers:
"Hello, gentlemen! Please ignore the pilot (pointing to Ninjacow), he seems to be slightly drunk all the time. My name is Commodore Emilio Salvodelli, Captain of the Multiverse Exploration Fleet. Long story short, we have traveled to this timeline to try and help fix whatever troubles you seem to have around here, and we'll be on our way. Oh, and as a side-quest, we are obtaining copious amounts of alcohol, but we can get to that detail later. So, other than the nuclear wasteland, what troubles seem to be occuring recently around these parts."

 

[talonschild]

The soldiers seem unsure how to react to the five strangely-dressed and stranger-behaving... strangers. Their captain finally steps forward, pointing. "Bar's that way. But I'd like if you would explain yourselves. Could we go somewhere less public? Our station, for instance." He appears not to be ready to take 'no' for an answer.

Badr/Basim Amirmoez, as I have received no instructions for him, is in the fetal position on the bridge. The others are at the bottom of the entrance ramp

 

[NinjaCow64]

Donald goes to Emilio and whispers in his ear as softly as completely drunk person "Ack, I danne aff ware carne trast tharm carptarin, tharye marght trah anne starle arr sharp! I parparse thars, whare danne yar arsk tharm to leave meah anne thart Basin gahy bahand wharle yar go anne explarn yarsalf? Thart mearns arre carn flary arary eerf thar trah ta starle thar sharp."

Donald then shouts at the captain "Haey, carld sarmearne git meh sarme barze plarse? Danne warne of yare harve arhe lartle bart of barze? Maybare larke a flarsk od wharskey are sarmmin? Carme arn, arm armlarst sarbe hare! I harvdent barne sarbe arn elleden yaears!

 

[SamSniped]

I turn to the soldiers and say, "I am sorry, my friend here has had a bit too much to drink. I think it would be wise if we leave him here. As for the rest of us, we'll go with you."
I then turn to the ship and shout, "Kniwles! Gámez! Rodriguez! Fall in!"
Back to the soldiers, "My men should be out shortly. Then we can leave to go to your station."

 

[Milarqui]

"If you don't mind, Cap'n, I'll go with Donald and Basim here to the bar, I'm not that good with the explaining thing," Antonio says. "Besides, we can start with the whole mission schtick while you do everything else." He then turned to Donald. "And, Donald, mate, you should try to drink less, I hardly could understand you just before, even with our bracelets."

 

[Arrow Gamer]

Kniwles follows Emilio.

 

[SamSniped]

"If you don't mind, Cap'n, I'll go with Donald and Basin here to the bar, I'm not that good with the explaining thing," Antonio says. "Besides, we can start with the whole mission schtick while you do everything else." He then turned to Donald. "And, Donald, mate, you should try to drink less, I hardly could understand you just before, even with our bracelets."

"No problem."

 

[Milarqui]

"Good." Antonio then turned to Donald. "OK, mate, let's get to the bar. If Basim gets up soon, he'll hopefully know where we are going."

I get down the ship and ask one of the soldiers for the nearest bar, so that we may begin stocking on alcohol and leave as soon as possible.

 

[NinjaCow64]

"Good." Antonio then turned to Donald. "OK, mate, let's get to the bar. If Basim gets up soon, he'll hopefully know where we are going."

I get down the ship and ask one of the soldiers for the nearest bar, so that we may begin stocking on alcohol and leave as soon as possible.

"Ack," whispered Donald to Antonio "I warld larve targ gare to tar bare, barte I harve ar farelarn thart tharse barzos arr traring tar starle arre sharp! Ar'lle starye wid thar sharp saw thayr darn't starle eet."

"Nar tharnks Antionno!" lied Donald loudly, specifically so the soldiers wouldn't hear "I'm tarr drank far garning tar thar barrrr! Armme gonna harve a wee narp in thar cooockpart! Git meh sarme barze wan't ya?"

OCC: All misspellings of names are intentional.

 

[Nintz]

...

Right.

Anyway, I suppose just follow along with the party for now.

 

[Milarqui]

OOC: I just went cross-eyed trying to understand what you were saying, man.

 

[talonschild]

OOC: Nintz - the orders are, at present, Savoldelli and Kniwles with the soldiers, Antonio to the bar, Donald and Amirmoez staying put. Which are you following?

 

[NinjaCow64]

OOC: I just went cross-eyed trying to understand what you were saying, man.

That's kinda the point. I took "Bad at Communicating" for a reason.

 

[Milarqui]

Antonio blinks several times and decides to move on towards the bar. Maybe there will be some good alcohol, and perhaps something to keep myself entertained.

 

[Nintz]

OOC @talonschild -

Eh... Antonio. We're here to essentially smuggle booze, right? Or did I misunderstand something?

 

[Milarqui]

That's why I am going to the bar. There is bound to be alcohol there, or, at least, they can tell me where to buy the alcohol. Also, there is something I want to try if it is possible.

 

[talonschild]

Alright, the party is split into three pairs:

Emilio Savoldelli and Ander Thurin:
You arrive at the soldier's station/office without incident. The Captain sits you down and asks where you came from, what your intent is, and whether you're really capable of interdimensional travel.

Antonio Gámez and Sancha Rodriguez:
Setting off in the direction the soldier pointed, you're immediately accosted by about fifty people, asking, at once, where you came from, what your ship does, why you're dressed the way you are, why you're here, and what kind of jerk would land a ship on my dog, you big idiot?

Badr/Basim Amirmoez and Donald McTavish:
Donald is in a lawn chair just around the corner from the entry ramp. Badr/Basim is still in a fetal position in the cockpit. All is relatively quiet.