Wisconsin, Central: Well, where I live it is somewhat hilly, partially wooded, and the area that remains is generally fields. Go west of us (past the Marginal Moraine, which is quite obvious) into Glacial Lake Wisconsin (former), and it gets flat for a very long time. We also have the Wisconsin River in our area, the hardest worked river in Wisconsin. And don't let anyone BS you that it's damn near toxic, that is a load of bull. Caught most of my fish here, dozens of walleyes (my biggest up in the backwaters, 24 in walleye), many channels cats (upwards of 8-10 pounds), innumerable bass (varying in species, from smallmouth, rock, not so many largemouth, etc), caught a few black crappies (prounounced Kraa-pees, not like it's spelled), some large bluegills, and a couple perch. And can't forget the 22 inch Northern Pike I caught when I was 10-12 years old (can't remember), and missed a Musky that was a good 28 inches (mother snapped my line). But several hours later, my grandpa caught the exact same fish, my hook still in it's mouth.
West: Get way further towards the Mississippi River, and it becomes rather hilly and partially wooded again.
North: Lots of lakes, heavily wooded, and more mountainous. Minnesota license plates say "Land of 10,000 Lakes", well, we've outdone you Minnesota, we've got 15,081 lakes (currently documented). While not as mountainous as say, the Appalachians, we still do get some pretty big ones.
East: More urban than most other areas of the state, the Fox and Wolf Rivers run through here, which are major tourist attractions. It's also very flat out here. Around these areas it's swampy. I've seen some pretty decent fish come out of here too, 34 inch Northern (freakin massive), and a couple catfish upwards of 15 pounds (about 32-34 inches long). And literally hundread of bluegills and perch. Also saw two of the biggest black crappies I have ever seen, 16-17 inches long. Every spring you can go up by New London and watch the sturgeon up by shore when they're spawning, you get some upwards of 6, 7, 8 feet long in a foot of water. Unbelieveable. Also home to the biggest lake in the state, Lake Winnebago: 137,708 acres.
Southeast: Between Green Bay and Milwaukee is gets very swamp-like, the Horicon Marsh being a major one.
South: A little bit hilly, but before you get to Madison on Interstate 39/90-94, it is almost exclusively farmland for about 40 miles. There are a few sporadic towns, but mainly farmland. After you hit Madison, it's fairly urbanized all the way to the Wisconsin/Illinois border.
@Whomp:
Yes, we do have amazing fishing up here, in fact, you'd be surprised how many people from Chicago and the surrounding area come up here to fish (I worked in a baitshop along the Wolf River). How do I know where they're from? Rudimentry my dear Watson, I sell fishing licenses, which contain almost as much information as a drivers license. Thank you for depriving your local economies of your business and instead spending it on our local businesses. To get a new license (if you've never had one) I need to see your Name, height, weight, eye color, hair color, phone number, address, social security number, gender, and the drivers license is optional.
Yes, ice fishing is big, but by no means does everyone do that. Most people open water fish, and a fewer number of those ice fish.
And yes, we do get rather fanatical in support of our teams. Football especially, if you consistently badmouth the Packers whilst in Wisconsin (and in certain company), you can be endangering both your physical and emotional health.
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MOST of the people from Illinois that I come into contact with whilst working give off a vibe of utter arrogance. Also, I've noticed that said people tend to think that they know more about my job and why the motors we have aren't working than I do. I remember one particular instance when I rented a boat to two guys, sold them a license, showed them how to run it, etc, etc. Anyway, about 6 hours later, I get a call from the front office saying "Mr. [Illinois People] (I don't remember their names) have broken down by Slipknot (a waterfront bar)." I lock up the store, hop in a pontoon boat and drive down by them. I couldn't get it started, so I tied it up to the pontoon and pulled it back to the baitshop, and all the while one of the guys (who had had a few drinks) kept saying "Well, I'm not gonna pay for this" about 30 freakin times and had, at one point, made this comment "I made over a million dollar last year, and this has happened to me only one other time". If I hadn't been an employee, I'd have told him off or smoked him with a right cross and send him into the river. But thankfully the other guy was very apologetic about his friend (which is appreciated).
We had another guy that rented the same type of boat, and we switched him to another boat two separate times because "the motor kept sputtering out". And strangely enough, whenever I or my co-worker started the boat, it ran like a champ. Made a lap all around the lake (full throttle, because he said he was having problems at that speed), and not a single problem. With the first boat he refused to accept the fact he had the choke pulled out, effectively killing the motor after a short ways.
However, a bald (iirc), panda enthusiast doesn't seem to fit into that category. But I don't judge every group by the same mould, it's an independent mould for each. I only do that when I joking around and trying to get a rise out of them.