The Academy: The Sith Lords

[arya126]

Well the update should be soon...

 

[Zack]

Morning 2​

Challenge​

Robert Blake (Double A) vs. Darth Moo Moo (Beefy187)​

Darth Moo Moo and Robert Blake both stepped into the dueling circle and stripped off their robes - when Darth Moo Moo struggled to get his robes off his body, the acolytes had a few laughs. The cow grumbled, and eventually was relieved of his outermost layer of clothing. Robert snickered and beckoned for the cow to come forward.

Darth Moo Moo charged ahead at full speed, heading straight for Robert. The fact that Moo Moo managed to hold a lightsaber at all was a small miracle in itself. Nevertheless, the cow ran full speed and whipped his lightsaber at Blake with the ferocity of a stampeding horde of cows. Robert parried the blow gracefully with his double bladed lightsaber, taunting the cow the whole way. "Who wants cheese on their burger after I'm done with the cow?" Moo Moo was enraged at this, and doubled the strength of his blows. "MOOOOOOOOO!!!" roared the violent cattle at his prey.

When it became clear that the cow would soon overpower him with the blade, Robert tried to push him back with the Force - but it was to no avail, as the cow moved nary an inch. That was logical, since Blake was far more talented in Force Choke. Thinking of this, he attempted to choke Moo Moo. His efforts were again in vain, as this seemed to have no effect on the cow. "Your Force defense is strong, cow, but you are not a Sith Lord yet." Moo Moo only snickered in response, but the sweat covering his body was evident to everyone watching. Blake, on the other hand, was breathing heavily - but not quite as bad as the cow. Seeing that he needed to end the battle quickly, Darth Moo Moo delivered a powerful kick to Robert's ribcage, effectively crushing it beneath his dirt-encrusted hooves. Robert dropped his lightsaber in his agony, and Darth Moo Moo savagely trampled across the poor man's body. Looking back at Blake's bruised, bloody heap lying on the ground with a satisfied glance, Darth Moo Moo cheerily walked down the stairs, ready to start the Afternoon training.

Due to his injuries, Robert Blake has been placed in the bacta tanks. He will be unable to participate in the next two phases, and consequently the instructors are taking note of his lack of participation in the coming events.

It is now Afternoon 2. Night is in 48 hours or when everyone has their orders in. Don't forget to forward me your private conversations with other players!​

 

[kill fire]

"Blake deserved what he got. Only a fool underestimates his oppenent like that."

 

[Cull]

I agree. Is he more Jedi than even the Assassin?

 

[Arakhor]

The Zabrak snorts. "A bantha with a lightsabre defeating an apprentice? These duels get all the more ignominious."

 

[W|M]

Damn, I knew I should've betted on the bantha when I had the chance.

 

[arya126]

Surprise surprise. Who knew the cow could hold a lightsaber?

Zack you said TOM is in the bacta tanks. Shouldnt it be blake?

 

[W|M]

Yeah, last time I heard, I wasn't the one in the Bacta Tanks (My RL name is Tomás)

 

[Darth Caesar]

Zeek leaned on a pillar watching the duel, when it was finished he sighed and said "A cow does not deserve the title of Sith Lord. He should be kicked out of the acadamy." He then went to undergo his training.

 

[Frozen In Ice]

So Darth Moo Moo is stronger than he appears. I must say, that performance was pretty good... for a cow.

 

[Nictel]

"Haha this is great! Never underestimate a cow."

 

[Terrance888]

Notice how the cattle didn't use its lightsabar at all.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Is every battle going to be as ridiculous as this?

 

[Darth Caesar]

Is every battle going to be as ridiculous as this?

Only the ones with people like The Cow and Spongebob, but if we kill them fast that means no more ridiculous battles!

 

[Zack]

What do you mean?

 

[choxorn]

No, just battles involving Cows and Dead English Prisoners.

 

[Frozen In Ice]

You may call it ridiculous but one must think outside the box if one wants to be the darkest Sith.

 

[Arakhor]

((I would have preferred that everyone be from the Star Wars universe, but no such luck sadly.))

 

[CivCube]

Blake clearly fought like a dairy farmer.

 

[Earthling]

A most interesting duel, though perhaps Mr. Blake wasn't quite prepared for his own challenge. Not the best strategem, inciting feuds for no great reason while the rest of us bide our time and training. Impressive show in turn by Moo Moo though.