[RD] The all-meat diet.

I don't have any studies offhand to quote you, my sister is the registered dietician, not me, but: meat-heavy/Atkins diets have a place - they're for the morbidly obese that have tried and failed more traditional weight loss measures. When your immediate risk of dying due to your weight is significant, Atkins is a relative win. If you aren't morbidly obese in the here and now, the long term effects of not getting plant matter are more detrimental than a little chub. Now, if what you want to feel is awesome since you're young and fit and now is the time? Sorry to break it to you since I've done it myself and quit my good habit - you gotta excercise. 30 minutes aerobic in the AM, 30 minutes weight sets in the evening. Because nothing makes you feel awesome like being ripped and not getting winded. It's stupid how much more positive your first impression interactions get when you look better too, so there's that.
 
I eat meat because I feel sorry for the plants and vegetables -they deserve to be left in peace. Plus, animals need to go. Die, animals!
 
I'm going to have to skip that part. What can I say, I'm just skittish about inspecting my own feces.
Well, you'll feel 'em either way. And your wipes are data.
 
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I'm going to have to skip that part. What can I say, I'm just skittish about inspecting my own feces.

Honestly, you should try to change that. It's a very low-hanging fruit on the tree of health maintenance...a big change in your poops without any apparent reason can indicate serious health problems.
 
Honestly, you should try to change that. It's a very low-hanging fruit on the tree of health maintenance...a big change in your poops without any apparent reason can indicate serious health problems.

It's also often the only way you can see if you have worms. Freeloaders!
 
relevant:

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I guarantee, a person living like this is not likely to reach age of 110. Unless the said person has superhuman genes. Too lazy to dig the facts, but I will later today due to this being RD thread.

Is anybody "likely" to reach 110 as of "right now" estimates?
 
Present estimates for maximum attainable human lifespan under the paradigm where we treat ailments instead of aging itself is what, about 115? With some room for outliers of course.

Somebody here linked that I think. Apologies for forgetting who.
 
I don't have any studies offhand to quote you, my sister is the registered dietician, not me, but: meat-heavy/Atkins diets have a place - they're for the morbidly obese that have tried and failed more traditional weight loss measures. When your immediate risk of dying due to your weight is significant, Atkins is a relative win. If you aren't morbidly obese in the here and now, the long term effects of not getting plant matter are more detrimental than a little chub. Now, if what you want to feel is awesome since you're young and fit and now is the time? Sorry to break it to you since I've done it myself and quit my good habit - you gotta excercise. 30 minutes aerobic in the AM, 30 minutes weight sets in the evening. Because nothing makes you feel awesome like being ripped and not getting winded. It's stupid how much more positive your first impression interactions get when you look better too, so there's that.

I am doing this because I know that the modern dietary regimen is going to make eating a miserable experience for the rest of my life. I have sugar highs, fatigue and sinus problems.
 
I have sugar highs, fatigue and sinus problems.

Best of luck with all meat diet
If that dosnt work, try a regular conventional diet, cut out the sugar and caffine, theres plenty of good information out on the web Iam sure theres one which will work for you
I also recommend doing cardio, start with beginner, move up the intermediate and then advance. 30mins is a good amount per day, take 1 day off per week, In the mornings do a quick 5min advance cardio and set up a deep sleep regimen
You'll need to do all these changes at the same time for the best effect
 
Girls must be so lucky. They don't have to poop.
 
Best wishes as well Mouthwash. Checking your movements is actually super serious when you're doing an unconventional diet. Please just make sure you aren't hurting yourself severely. It's just poo.

Girls must be so lucky. They don't have to poop.

Would you really want to explore alternative methods for getting it out? >.> <.< >.>
 
Haven't you heard? They don't poop, they don't pee, they don't bleed, they don't sweat, they don't throw up, they don't fart, they don't burp. Especially if we're only talking about pretty girls

edit: The only reason female bathrooms exist is so they can do their hair and makeup. And to gossip. And for girl on girl action
 
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I like that idea, y'know.
 
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