The CFC Confessions Thread

[Save_Ferris]

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With the exception of downtown, we all have our faults. So this is a thread just so you can get something off of your backs, big or small.

I'll start with some confessions of my own:

When arguing on CFC, I use the smiley so that when people attack me, they look like jerks.
I sit down in the shower, it's quicker than taking a bath and I have a fear of slipping.
I don't update my threads because "I'm busy". That's a lie. I stop caring about them after two weeks.
Until I was about 10, I though Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan were the same person.
I think the LotR movies are as boring and sluggish as hell.
Whenever somebody has a female avatar, I forever associate them with being female in real life.
My Little Pony isn't my favorite show, it's great, but my pony posts just stem from my desire to piss people off
My only conversation starters are related to geography.
I like Apple products because of their easy interface.
I will not return to a restaurant with Comic Sans or Papyrus on their menu.
My K/D ratio in TF2 is .50

 

[bhsup]

But what if the menu itself is actually made of papyrus?

 

[Dachs]

I waste incredible amounts of time every day on IRC.

 

[Ajidica]

I spend far too much time on here.

 

[JollyRoger]

I troll my DL.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I'm a hopeless romantic in addition to being a hopeless perv.

 

[Glassfan]

I eat dog biscuits - the chicken jerky kind - they're chewy, delicious and all protein. Don't tell my dog.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I troll my DL.

Please elaborate. Names and places.


On topic:
Moderating is not as much fun as it might seem.
I've cheated on my moderation responsibilities by having intimate relations with non civ games.
I am older than you.
I miss bozo and mathilda.

 

[Quintillus]

I once tested whether moderator tags work in posts by non-moderators. This is an experiment best left for the "Preview Post" function. But for the sake of those who are curious, it does work.
I once quoted a spambot without realizing it was a spambot. That spambot now has a legacy.
I don't habitually follow up on my posts, unless they're in Civ3 C&C/S&T. If it seems like I'm ignoring your reply, I probably just didn't see your post. Keyword, probably.
I'm a member of some other Civ sites. But it's OK, because I'm de facto permabanned from Apolyton because I forgot my password and don't have the e-mail I signed up with anymore.

 

[Dachs]

I'm de facto permabanned from Apolyton because I forgot my password and don't have the e-mail I signed up with anymore.

Usually "confessions" are for negative things.

 

[bombshoo]

-I edit almost every post I make on CFC at least once. Usually multiple times. I actually feel proud of myself when I can make a post without editing it.

-I peed my pants at school in the first grade.

-I replay the same video games, songs and television shows far too often, with little desire to venture out and find new ones.

 

[timtofly]

-I edit almost every post I make on CFC at least once. Usually multiple times. I actually feel proud of myself when I can make a post with editing it.

-I peed my pants at school in the first grade.

-I replay the same video games, songs and television shows far too often, with little desire to venture out and find new ones.

What he said. I am proud of this post.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

-I replay the same video games, songs and television shows far too often, with little desire to venture out and find new ones.

True for me as well.

 

[Zack]

I spend far too much time on internet forums.

I loved Anchorman, but couldn't stand to watch even the first 20 minutes of Talladega Nights because I thought it was so awful.

I love the ASOIAF books, but I find the TV show kind of boring.

I think the newest season of Futurama sucks.

Now that I have the Google Dictionary extension installed, I second-guess myself whenever I use a word that is even slightly sophisticated.

Sometimes it's difficult for me to refrain from calling some of the people on here some not-very-nice things.

 

[bhsup]

I play way, way, way too much Dragon Age and Mass Effect.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

I don't take compliments or congratulations real well. When people compliment me or congratulate me for whatever reason, I just put up a shield and force a smile and look down a little bit, and do fake nods.

I've never felt like I've deserved whatever compliment or congratulation people give me.

 

[Phrossack]

I come off as cold, boring, arrogant, and strange in person to most people. Asperger's.

I dislike an awful lot of music, but I do like (some) Coldplay, some Cossack music, and Mongolian stuff.

I'm a Mount & Blade addict. Brytenwalda's the best game ever.

I'm a picky eater.

I've suppressed a lot of emotions so much that I can't feel very much or very often.

 

[NickyJ]

I waste incredible amounts of time every day on IRC CFC.

Fixed to describe me.

Anyway, I'm thickheaded more often than not, and hate to admit I'm wrong, though I have tried cut down on it.

I spend too much of my time gaming, and not enough time working on mods that I'm supposed to be helping with. (Hope that mod leader isn't visiting this site. )

I'm often too quiet in real life. Most of the time, I hide my emotions, which makes me come off as not caring about what's going on.

I'm easily embarrassed, and far too often, I plan a lot about minor details that I think will reduce the embarrassment I feel. And then I botch those plans.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I'm a Protestant and so can't go to confession, wait, scratch that, I'm not confessing that, and thus not anything else either My sins are between me and God, thanks

 

[Dachs]

That post just made me think of another confession: I can't stand sperglords.