I can't say I'm guilty of loads of trivial stuff, but for the big stuff I'm your only man.
7 deadly sins: yup, done the lot.
10 commandments: ditto
(though, technically, and legally, I confess I haven't actually murdered* anyone - as far as I know. But indirectly, through taxation and omission and such, I probably have.)
I seem to be addicted to coveting my neighbour's ass, so I probably won't qualify for absolution on that one.
It's a good job I don't take sins, the guilt thereof, and their forgiveness all that seriously.
PS I don't belong to the Catholic denomination or any other you can name. I think.
*but hang on, it's "thou shalt not kill". I've done loads of that. Fish, bugs, ants. Just stuff. Indirectly, through eating meat. Tons. Literally.
Will the adjudicator please also take into consideration my complete inability to live up to, or take seriously, any other belief system's recommendations on the "correct way of living"? Thank you.