To CFC:
Sorry I was always such an ass. As you might have noticed, I haven't been here in months. Yet years ago I wasted hours every day letting my youth slip away covering all corners of this board. I would post fearlessly, hiding behind my age like it was some sort of shield: I'm only X, I can do whatever I want!
I'd like to say I am sorry for all of that. Hopefully many of you weren't here to see me as a child, but for those of you who were, I wish I could give you your time back. I wish I could take back all the offensive things I did. I wish I could take back the immature hate I spewed. I'd especially like to apologize to all moderators, present and past, for being such a whiny, narcissistic attention-whoring spoiled baby. A spammer. A nuisance. You deserved neither what I said to your faces nor behind your backs. To the new members who I have harassed: I am sorry I tried to discourage you from this site. You just remind me so damn much of my old self.
I sent a letter a couple months ago apologizing to Thunderfall for the same things this post has highlighted. I have also requested that my user name be changed and that a filter would change "llx" into something else so my name would never show up again. However, as I had feared, it appears I am not deserving of either of those things (thanks in part to my three bans and constant warnings). So the moniker stays: I do not. Hopefully I will never stumble in here like your drunk uncle ever again.
Have fun, CFC. Try your best to forget about me.