classical_hero
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That joke has been done before.
The HEhe HAha Joke Thread 2.0
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Thorvald of Lym
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Q: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Paul Anka?
A: 55 years later, Paul Anka still has a career.
A: 55 years later, Paul Anka still has a career.
Onionsoilder
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Is there a punchline somewhere...?
salty mud
Deity
I think she may be the dinner.
Abaddon
Deity
Made me laugh.
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go,
but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said,"Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here i am
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go,
but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said,"Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here i am
Onionsoilder
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Okay, that one makes more sense 
classical_hero
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Yeah it makes more sense and it one that I have heard before. Obviously not quite what the wife wanted, but obviously what the guy wanted. 
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Removed for dead babys.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
Ah, was that addressed to me? I didn't know they weren't allowed here. Sorry!
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
I don't know if there's a prohibition, but it was the first thing that sprung to mind.
Kennigit
proud 2 boxer
A man goes into a bar and declares he'll order 10 times as many drinks as the guy next to him.
The waiter says "now that's an order of magnitude!"
The waiter says "now that's an order of magnitude!"
A woman was being attacked by a rabid dog in the United States. A man killed the dog, saving the woman. The local newspaper proposed a new headline: AMERICAN MAN SAVES WOMAN FROM MAD DOG. The man then revealed that he was not from America, so the new headline proposed was FOREIGN MAN SAVES AMERICAN WOMAN FROM MAD DOG. It was later revealed that the man was an Arab. The headline the next day read: MAD TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG.
KaiserElectric
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That joke is funnier with sports teams. And not quite as politically charged.
I heard a variant to that one
A child falls into a lion pit at the zoo, and a man rushes in, hits the lion, and saves the child. He's applauded, and one man comes up to him and tells the hero that he's a reporter for the New York Times and he'd like for the heroes story to be known, and all he needs is his occupation and his political party.
The hero replies that he's a Marine and that he's a Republican. The next day, the front page headline declares
"US MARINE PUNCHES AFRICAN IMMIGRANT IN FACE, STEALS LUNCH"
A child falls into a lion pit at the zoo, and a man rushes in, hits the lion, and saves the child. He's applauded, and one man comes up to him and tells the hero that he's a reporter for the New York Times and he'd like for the heroes story to be known, and all he needs is his occupation and his political party.
The hero replies that he's a Marine and that he's a Republican. The next day, the front page headline declares
"US MARINE PUNCHES AFRICAN IMMIGRANT IN FACE, STEALS LUNCH"
classical_hero
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A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are at a doctor's surgery to be examined if their babies are healthy, the usual thing that gets done. So they decided to talk about what sex the child will be the. The Redhead proclaims that her child will be a girl, since she had sex in the cowgirl position. The Brunette says she knows her child is going to be a boy, since she had sex in the missionary positions. After hearing that, the Blonde starts crying. The other two ask why and the blonde replies, Well I am going to have puppies.
